Why aren't you a nudist user?

Why aren't you a nudist user?

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I usually prefer wearing underwear as not to have too much skin contact with my chair.
You can easily wash clothes, a chair not so much.

As a housewife I would obviously only wear an apron though.

I like not being cold

I'd prefer having 0 skin at all showing let alone all flesh.

But Anonymous, I am naked.

I sleep in the nude but I don't want to make chairs and shit stained with my human leaks.

>be gook ass
>you dont wear shoes in home
>autistic me starts to wear nothing in my room
>my ballsac contacts my chair's pad
>now it smells like ballsack and smell does not fade away
what do?

It's summer, everything I touch feels sticky.

throw the chair out and buy a new one

Because I have some giant balls, and they get in the way when I'm naked. I do enjoy hanging out in my underwear though.

Most nudists don't have bodies like this.
Nudist beaches aren't aesthetic utopias full of stacies and chads.

Be my housewife!

>not living in australia where it's hot as fuck all the time

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it's fucking cold here and I can't afford to keep my room at ~20C (it's 12C right now)

I discolor the fabrics i touch.

I am naked at home all the time unless I have people over. Much more comfy.

average bepis

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i spend at least 80% of my life wearing nothing but my boxers, while wrapped in my duvet.

>As a housewife
but you're a male, user

Does noone notice her fucking stomache

lol, that is her leg.

I don't want my chair to smell like sweaty man ass, mostly

Pleb.
My room is currently at 5c and I'm naked and wet (just went out of my shower).

Boys can be wives too

>Get cold
>Get sick
>Microbes on your body
>Get AIDS
>Die
Gee, I don't know, user

that's cool haha
my room only reaches 5C at the middle of the night

I live with my parents, have a fat gut and a small penis

Because clothes are what separates us from the animals

Cuz my computer chair will get dirty. I can wash clothes but i cant wash a chair

>not getting stuck to my leather chair
>not being cold
>can answer the door without seeming like I was up to some sordidness
>can stand near windows without neighbours seeing my skelly belly and tiny penis
>can use the stairs without said small penis and balls clanging about and hurting me
>can cook eggs and bacon without scarring my body
I could go on

dont you know how comy that shit can be????

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BECAUSE ITS DISGUSTING. Its also really cold in here. Im sure nudism is 'hot' or whatever but in most cases of the faggots here you'd have an obese HAIRY FUCKING MICROPENIS CHINLET BODY nude in-your-face, do not recommend this to those fucking idiots. If any of you would go out you'd get laughed at (which i really hope will happen if you are a fucking disgusting degenerated nudist).
Nudism might be hot in fiction or some shit, surely the embarrassment and feeling ashamed is a turn-on BUT ITS FUCKING GROSS, DONT DO IT IN REAL LIFE
N O O N E WANTS TO SEE YOUR HAIRY BALLS SWINGING NIGGERS. FUCKINGOBESEDEGENERATES
thank u for ur patience
love

>sordidness
First time I had to expand my English vocabulary through r9k, thanks user.

I'm usually naked when mom isn't home. I always sleep naked.