So what did you get your mother for Christmas?

What did you get yours?

A new baby hopefully

Theatre tickets

A teak cutting board, some gin, and some sheepskin slippers. She liked them (or so she said)

Dissapointment, like always

Do you get to see her tits or something?

Some clothes for work.

I haven't seen them, I would have a peak I suppose
I just ask her what she wanted for christmas and she asked If I would buy her a bra, so I did

Some lingerie for her to wear when brother Chad visits

This book

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She wants the D, user. Now's your chance.

Unlikely
Just getting her a gift.

Framed picture of her dog. He died a few months ago and she wanted a picture of him.

A candle on her grave

holy shit can you imagine. if i could, i'd clone my mom and have baby making sex with her every day.

garter belts, a g-string and a huge glass buttplug.

A 35mm lens for her camera.

The thread is about what you gave your mom, not what she gave you.

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fuck off neurotypical freeze in hellhe1m

>tfw mom sexually abused me when I was young
>live with my dad now
feels bad man

Does this always ruin Christmas for you.

I bought her a snowflake cookie scented Yankee Candle. She didnt say anything about it because my dad bought her an expensive handbag. Oh well

Give her the gift that keeps on giving: her baby boy's hard throbbing cock

I got her some gloves for gardening. My family loves gardening.

I probably would if she wanted
but most likely that wont happen

>no I'm male
That's weird mang

The quads proclaim thy mother's wanting.
Go forth and spill thy seed in the womb from which thou was begotten.

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550 United States Dollars.

This thread is full of degenerates you all will burn in hell

Spoiler:we're already in hell, and so are you.

A leopard print nightgown.

A woman cannot sexual abuse a boy you retard, at most she can just let you fuck her

I wish my mom had a twin sister so i can fuck her and not feel bad about doing it with my mommy

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o-oh fuck i didn't