I'll start
>user you look good don't you have a girlfriend
How does Jow Forums react to this?
Thing's that you mom says what really pisses you off
Camden Baker
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Xavier Lopez
>Busy
Levi Gray
"I'm a skullduggerous man whore. Having a girlfriend is antithetical to that life style choice."
Bitch is probably to blame anyway. If my role model for women was unable to stay with one man, how am I supposed to trust them?
"Fuck you mom, you don't know me"
Thomas Foster
I have one, she came over for a family dinner.
>Tfw mom died before you could introduce her and show all the other progress you've made since you were a teen
Fuck
Luis Martinez
I just hated how my mom would always push the last part of a meal or food offering on me when I became an adult. Someone brings donuts to work, there’s a few left, “Why don’t you have the last few donuts, user?” Or when there’s a little bit of a main dish left at dinner, “do you want the last of this, user?” It’d be one thing if I was a kid and needed more calories for growing up, but I don’t need those extra calories as an adult cause they’ll make me grow out.
Oliver Long
>user you look good don't you have a girlfriend
>How does Jow Forums react to this?
y-you too
Connor Martinez
>user you are losing weight to fast!
>t. Mom, aunts, uncles, and cousins.
Glad my dad and brother don't do this shit.
Kevin Scott
>I am your mother
>I have a child
>Your friends are more important than me!?
There's more, but the above in a week's time, i realised how big of a selfish emotional parasite she is. Still don't realise i don't give a fuck and i'm officially diagnosed with schizoid-pd. Literally about to change my number.
Cameron Smith
nah, im retarded
Josiah Green
My mother really torpedoes me anytime I try to eat healthier. It's not about putting excuses, but I don't understand why can't she just do nothing, she tries really hard to reintroduce shit I've dropped. These examples haven't happened once.
> Tell her I'm going to cook my own food
> She buys me the pizzas "that I like"
> She makes some breaded meat
> Tell her I already had something for lunch
> She tells me she's going to put it in the freezer and that I can have it whenever I want it
> Tell her I don't want anything breaded ever
> She says she'll eat it later then
> I throw it away after nobody has eaten it and it's started to turn green
Also she's fucking addicted to rice.
Justin Scott
>No thanks
Robert Moore
Try to be nicer to her, it seems like she toys to help you. At the same time, try to tell her you want to be healthier. Be gentle but firm.
Julian Davis
>you're losing too much weight user
No mom, I'm just fat. Under the fat? Nothing. Staying fat isnt healthier. I have to build muscle.
Telling me I'm losing to much weight is like admitting your son is ugly but you're too stupid to figure out just exactly it is that makes me ugly.
It's not the lack of fat. It's the lack of muscle.
Isaac Rivera
She doesn't say anything, she passed away when I was a bb
Eli Bennett
>carbs are bad for you
>you're eating too many eggs, you know they contain a lot of cholesterol right?
>making chicken again?!
Hudson Ross
My mother stopped asking me that question about two years ago.
Robert Moore
>user, do you really need more muscles?
Liam Campbell
single mother niggas unite
Jace Lee
Wouldn’t know. We don’t talk since I’m 23 now
Evan Thompson
>be 29 khv, live on my own while wagecucking so my family won't see me do the wagecuck->feed->bing bing wahoo->sleep->repeat cycle I did for the last 10 years
In the meantime
>36yo sister goes through her fat feminist phase on her way to become a cat lady
>40yo cousin, and I person I looked up to as a kid, never had a gf and never will by the looks of things
>33yo nice, but awkward cousin just got dumped on
>34yo female cousin currently divorcing her third husband
>all these cousins were from a single family, other than that none of my uncles/aunts had any children
>"well user, looks like you're the family's hope :)"
Don't get me wrong, I want a family, but fuck me
Lucas Carter
delete this please.
Ethan Parker
My finely crafted body is not to be wasted on thots. Now fetch my tendies
Nathan Anderson
>user you're so handsome! How are you single?
t. every single girl I talk to and I'm not even fishing for compliments
Yet when I use tinder, I only get matches with literal 3s and 4s. I have no idea who to believe, so I'm concluding that I'm actually ugly.
Alexander Mitchell
I had a kid ask if I had a "hot ass girlfriend" I just awkwardly laughed and said I wish. I still think about that everyday.
Jaxson Phillips
She did it again!
>mom comes back from vacation in New Orleans.
>Knows wife & I are on keto.
>Puts pralines on my desk
> “can you guys have this on your diet?”
>99% sure this isn’t good idea
>check nutritional information on package
>way too much sugar and fat
>my entire days worth of carbs in something smaller than a hamburger patty
>slide them back across the desk
>”no thanks! Too much carbs and sugars”
>”I just wanted to bring you back a little something from our vacation, user”
>when your own mom is a gains goblin
Brandon Diaz
My mom literally never said that or anything even remotely gf related. I wonder why...
PS. im a turbo manlet
Cooper Diaz
>you were a mistake
>you've not as successful as your cousin [a drug addict, in debt, with a kid he had at 22, while on drugs, that his parents are raising]
>you don't do that much [I own a business, and take care of her fucking animals]
>"Well, I need to..." [translates : Do this for me while I complaint and stare at you.]
>muslims/blacks/mexicans/trump/obama, etc.
>"your dad's gonna die cause he's fat"
>smokes $2k in cigarettes a year
I have not spoken a voluntary work to that bitch in 10 years.
Dylan Hill
ps - she literally asked me, while craning her neck sideways "do you eat.. salt?"
not 'how much salt do you eat/do you use the salt shaker often/do you like salty food, etc.".
How the fuck am I supposed to answer that shit? Her brain is fried due to her drugs and mental illness[es] and I can't fucking take it anymore.
She a bully, like a goddamned spoiled chihuahua that hits instead of bites. For instance, my cousin died one day -as cousins are apt to do- and the 5 year old newphew has to get taken in while the cops pull his body out of the car he crashed near the house. She is bitching about Obama, the kid comes in, and she points to the sofa and orders "sit down and don't you fucking move."
You don't swear at kids. You don't bitch about Obama a year after he left office for 5 days straight. And you don't stare down a god damned child the day their uncle dies. She did it just to assert dominance over someone smaller than them.
I hope the bitch dies of some kind of cancer.
Alexander Price
literally fucking anything
Kayden Harris
I told my mom that college dating isn’t anything like when she attended it in the 80s, almost no one has an actual relationship, and the women all have lots of casual sex and would make terrible mothers
Jace Flores
christ m8
shes fucked
Adam Fisher
>family is talking how my brother and gf are perfect together (which they are)
>keep on asking me if I’m talking to girls and that I’ll find one
Parker Sanchez
Just shit kick her
John Baker
I tell her if she's so interested then find my a cute virgin girl. Besides she knows I hate socializing and alcohol/drugs...etc