Tfw spending rest day with gf

>tfw spending rest day with gf

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Imagine the aroma

Kys

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She's fat.

>i used to have mornings like that
>not since that day, the accident
>when it happened, when my world fell apart

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Must be nice..

and you are low test

I used to have this
God why

Jokes on you, can't miss what you never had

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>having rest days

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>gf
fuck off r3ddit

>gf

hehe ewwww gross, rather just fap right guys? right

who dat?

>have that rn
>can't lift it
Life can be cruel sometimes
Why did I choose DEX over STR
Why

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oh my fucking god....

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is this... is this even real?

is it... possible?

its just a very realistic cg animation... r-right??

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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This takes me back to better days that I'll never get back . Also source?

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Know that feeling brah

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Please Jow Forums

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Her name is Ophelie Bau, and this is a scene from a movie or some shit, you can find this full scene on pornhub

I used to slam such asses couple years ago, now I'm fucking single career worm with under eye circles. Gonna stop it this summer.

>tfw waiting 3 weeks to see her again

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I WANT A GIRLFRIEND SO FUCKING BAD, WHY WAS I BORN SO FUCKING AUTISTIC? WHY??!?!??????? GOD FUCKING DAMN ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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i just want a thicc gentle femdom gf

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I want you to imagine how many times she passes gas throughout the entire day. I want you to imagine you are plotting it on a excel graph gauging intensity and pugency. Enjoy your rest!

>that beautiful contrast between the male and female form around the 13 second mark
Does it shock anyone else when they see how wide and thicc her hips and ass are as she walks into the frame? Never having seen a naked woman in real life, it's almost alien to me.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDAAAAAMMMMMMMMMIT

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Just be yourself faggottin

>tfw this reminds me of when I had thicc butt gf
>tfw now have skelly asian gf
>she the greatest but ass is in the negatives

Goddamn how I miss burying my face in that fat ass.

fugg. literally the body type that drove greeks to make statues. perfection.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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i dated a SE asian girl. she was gorgeous and even had those delicous thick thighs and ass. SE asians are truely master race.

I hate this

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>tfw I just broke up with mine today

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>having rest days
>having gf
Nah. I'm working on getting a female gym buddy though. She's quite good, squats double her bodyweight, which for a gal is amazing. I mentioned off-handedly that my gym sucks and she suggested I join her at hers.

>broke up with his gf
>cries

nice logic faggy

i broke up with my gf like 2 weeks ago
I felt literally nothing but freedom
what the fuck did my brain mean by that?

Why am I even still alive?

How long were you together?

Give me a source for the love of God

You dont understand love then

It will be two years on Thursday bros.
She was my heart. I thought I could trust her.
I had everything planned out with her, I had a purpose, a focus, my life had meaning.

But then she just decided she didn't want me anymore... she left me out of the blue with only a phone call after the years we were together.
I felt used. Worthless. Deceived.

Never, EVER, FUCKING LOOK AT THIS SHIT AND GET SAD.
WOMEN ARE NEVER FUCKING WORTH IT, THEY WILL RUIN YOU.

Find that part of you that covets this woman, and get rid of it.
Let it die, kill it if you have to: It is the only way you can protect yourself.

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are you brainlet?
how can you love a person but then break up with them
obviously i dont understand your retarded shit

This is one of the saddest threads i have ever seen in my life.
ill give you some hints to find yourself a top quality waifu like i have.(going on strong for 3 years)
-Try and be a genuine good person and actively try and be better every day
-go out there and talk to women but don't get upset if you get rejected, don't take it to heart
-stand your ground but don't be a dick about it. being confident but polite shows big dick energy
-find a girl that you like to be around and make her yours

Does anyone have the basement gf meme?

how

GAY!

thx man

Fucking based. Mine broke up with me via text while I was in the hospital right as I tried to plan a weekend trip with her. She later accused me of cheating with a friend that I was trying to help as they went through a bad life event. Something I believe is morally abhorrant, and a huge betrayal to my character. That will be a year next month

She is now fucking some dude on the reg and bragging about it. I feel no sadness anymore. There is only anger and the grindstone

Pick up something heavy, then put it back down.

Welcome, to my realm, faggot.

I feel you bro hang in there. As for me it’s been 7 months. She left me 2 days before she was leaving for a 3 month time period. I was at her place with the shirt she liked the most on because I had reserved a place at the restaurant we had our date on valentines day, because you know she was leaving. When she told me she didn’t love me anymore I didn’t know what to do. I just cried for a bit and said goodbye and left. On my way out I saw her parents whom were completely unaware of what was going on. I was holding my tears in so my face was all red and i couldnt talk because of that thing you get in your throat. Couldn’t even say thank you to them for taking in a stranger to their family and accepting me.
As pussy as it sounds I cried for hours that night. I went out got pissed drunk cried, then i took the train home and cried so much in there listening to music people asked me if i was okay. When I came home all fucked up my dad asked me what was going on then I cried there too. It was nice because he hugged me like I was a kid again, Im nearly 20, and told me it was gonna be okay.
And it did bros. I can enjoy things now, my life is good. I’m looking the best I ever did and doing really good in school. Im surrounded by people I honeslty love.
Don’t waste so much passion and love on something that’s gonna leave you.
Peace brothers

I got a text ending it when I was in Afghanistan. Said she had met somebody else. This is why just use women for my pleasure these days. Cultivate great friendships and you don't a permanent woman in your life.

that feel when we were seeing each other again for a couple of months after months after the break up
tfw she fucked someone else during that time full knowing how i'd feel about it even though we weren't together but on the verge off i'd say

aaaaaaaaaaah