How do you get rid of stretch marks?

You can't get rid of them. The next best thing is to exfoliate your skin and hydrate yourself until they fade to a more translucent color.

Never have been fat in the first place.

Holy fuck dude. Did she give birth to octuplets?

kek

>white genes

skullface?

That is one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen.

I feel bad for that person.

>tfw gf has stretch marks exactly like this
>is really proud of them and seems to think they make her really sexy
>says that 'her food loves being suckled by her so much that her belly is trying to make the skin clear so the food can look at her when she is eating and relive the moment'
>calls them her 'sex trying to escape because there is so much'
>forces me to kiss them and rub them and lick them
>have to pretend to enjoy it
>if i don't we can't have sex
>insists that I have stretch marks too (I don't)
>points to my occasionally dry lips as proof of this
>says they are stretch marks

What do I do? I am so alone. the only time i refused to kiss her stretch marks she cut me in the night and filled them with blood as punishment.

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Wtf is wrong with your gf? Has she always been like this? How long have you dated her?

Jesus christ is this real dude?? If so gtfo and try not to get killed

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Leave the delusional ass hoe

Kill whitey, brother.

Holy shit leave that crazy ass before something worse happens. She'll probably an hero but you gotta save yourself

If you’re pathetic enough to let this happen to you, then you absolutely deserve it.

Pretty sure there's not much you can do. I woke up a week ago and had large stretchmarks on my belly. Sure was a good motivation for me.

Dealing with stretch marks isn't too bad anyway, worry more about loose skin, I'm scared of that.

Leave the crazy bitch you beta

Put your cock in her.

>says that 'her food loves being suckled by her so much that her belly is trying to make the skin clear so the food can look at her when she is eating and relive the moment'
Who the fuck makes this shit up haha jesus christ

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This is the most disgusting thing I've read on Jow Forums this week.
I hope that's a fake story, but in the off chance that it is not, you have to leave her immediately. This is the definition of an abusive relationship.

Dermarolling could reduce it a little. Otherwise ask a specialist, not the tards on here with their "diets."

Yeah, nah. Thats enough internet for today.

there's no solution. there are all kinds of stretch marks. you can try a few things.

first of all fix you nutrition, make sure you include collagen supplementation. usually you have stretch marks because of the lack of collagen.
you can try micro needling or other forms of abrasion of the skin. depending on how deep your stretch marks are.
once I saw a woman that would hold a bunch of needles and she would lightly scratch her stretchmarks. then use an lotion. she said it worked for very well for her.
you can also use vitanol A as an abrasive.
don't forget to use a good lotion. you need to moisturize.

truth is; nothing is going to eliminate it. but the results can vary from nothing to some sort of improvement.

i have a lot of stretch marks in my ass, looks very bad because it looks like wrinkles when the skin is not stretched. they are so deep and white that i don't have much hope getting rid of them.

>says that 'her food loves being suckled by her so much that her belly is trying to make the skin clear so the food can look at her when she is eating and relive the moment'
>calls them her 'sex trying to escape because there is so much'
I no longer feel bad about my fetishes

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Kek

sorry you have to deal with total fucking retards in this thread OP. stretch marks not snapping back is connective tissue disfunction, which is handled by the parathyroid. get some parathyroid glandulars and do one 36 hour dry fast every weekend. i've dealt with this problem for YEARS and its the only thing thats helped.

this is what happens when you date white women. leave her and date a black american, or go to mexico and get a hooker. If you kick it off, bring her back on a K1 visa.

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I've heard you can make them less noticeable by tanning.

What about surgery?

Is it that serious? lots of people have stretch marks somewhere, it's just internet and TV conditioning us to think everyone's perfect because of makeup, filters and editing. I got some on my upper thigh and I was never fat, I'm 160lb right now.

No I’m just wondering. People are saying you can’t get rid of them.

never heard of any surgery related to stretch marks. how do they remove it with surgery?

if you're fat you can cut the excessive skin out. i have never been fat.

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Dry fasting regiment is the only way to reduce besides THC oil

i don't care as much for the stripy look. what I really don't like is how they feel to the touch, and how they wrinkle.

Laser resurfacing. It’s possible but it’s expensive.

>says that 'her food loves being suckled by her so much

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Holy shit thought mine were bad

Yikes and Oofpilled

you can get stretch marks from putting on muscle too

i'm skeptic. show some proof.

i say that because most pictures of before/after about stretch marks are fake.

this
fuck this beta faggot

You don't, what you do is you start a journal and talk to skulls

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HOLY FUCKIN SHIT. WHAT IN THE FUCK. Yeah other than that, stop eating like a pig, start walking and go to a plastic surgeon to fix this.

>fasting fags swarming the thread with no proofs
meme dieters need a containment board

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if you're referring to me, they can still try the glandulars and or whatever else would help with parathyroid function. i only have stretch marks on my love handles and upper armpits and they're 99% gone. i can only assume the fasting part cannibalized the scar tissue, but i don't have any upsidedown underwater dual controlled anus puckered double blind monkey diddlidoodangdidaroo studies to prove it to you. i'm only saying what's helped me lad.

Is this a photoshop? Literally about to throw up. I've seen many of worst gore videos out there and this OP pic disgusts me the most. Horrific.

Get to a doctor skin specialist asap

post pics

Never change, Jow Forums

As opposed to what, whiny fags who offer nothing but complaining?

It's a given that whatever ideas gets posted in a brainstorming thread like this, the OP is gonna take them away and do their own research before they do whatever they do. Suggesting that autophagy induced by fasting might help isn't crazy. It's a helpful contribution - what's yours, other than just being a faggot who shitposts to tell people not to try stuff?

what the actual fuck

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Depending on where they are i'd just tattoo over them.

Shutup faggot

>she cut me in the night
Are you Johnny Depp? Call the cops

I fucking pray this is b8

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sir pls add this pls it would make me so happy

bio oil

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Bump, tell us more user

jesus christ

i love that the truth of the human spirit comes out on Jow Forums. we all despise each other so much, just waiting for an excuse to let it out.

>raped by his own gf he is not attracted to

This is a new level of beta

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glue and crayons

My god. This is absolutely horrifying.

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at least he has a gf

That looks like the beef tripe they sell at my grocery store holy fuck

Yikes... sweatie this isn't Jow Forums....

>bringing a fucking latino hooker back to your country because you can't even get a woman
why are Jow Forums men so pathetic

We aren't just about hatred here user, we just don't need to filter our thoughts like we would in the real world to avoid repercussions.

We don’t all anything.

If this is real you need to seriously consider suicide.

BRO...just jerk off. its not worth it. one day it will be your fucking neck she cuts. dumb the insane whore. i cant believe you havent done so already.

I wanna run my [spoiler]fingers[/spoiler] over those.

Hoooold the fuck up

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This fellas, is what happens when you place all your validation in a females approval that it defies your own well being

DAE get the urge to cut into that with a knife? not even talking about fat people hate, just an interesting feeling that I don't know the source of.

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are you literally dating a succubus

Post stretch marks with timestamp or btfo

Based torment poster

fit larpers are getting more and more sick

Tell me Jow Forums, what CAN change the nature of a man?

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Dry fast. No calories, no water, no nothing. Maximum autophagy will eat right through scar tissue

is this a meme or is this a truth?

This. Which part of the situation seems worthwhile to him?