>I'm white(subnordid) >I'm young(er than 25) >I'm physically fit(not fat or underweight, BMI is 20) >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) >I'm not a dicklet(peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm) >I'm a moral person >I conduct myself honourably >I adhere to a strict code of chivalry >I have a favourable personality >I am handsome >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children >I am good with children and would make a good father >I can cook >I'm a strong swimmer >I have good taste in anime
>I conduct myself honourably >I adhere to a strict code of chivalry You deserve a good man you bitch made punk ass faggot.
Austin Allen
Vitriol is a common response to virtue when you lack it.
Blake Anderson
This guy has hit every check mark on the list, why hasn't he been awarded his gf? Dare I say it? Do we truly live in a society? also, why is career and money not on your list???
Bentley Long
>subnordid where you from my nigga
Liam Price
>why is career and money not on your list??? Because materialism is a mental illness. A woman ought to be interested in me for my virtue, and trust that I am capable of producing for her based on that and the reality that I have not expired myself. The midwest.
Jayden Nguyen
you have to actually talk to women to get a gf, all those 5'4 manlets that somehow got gf didn't just sit around complaining that the DESERVE a gf on an image board
>I conduct myself honourably >I adhere to a strict code of chivalry
This right here is why you're a virgin. You're also a gargantuan faggot.
Justin Peterson
If there is a femanon that wants to see me, make a thread on /soc/ and link this thread in it and make the subject clear that it is you making the thread for me.
Joshua Evans
You have the rotten luck of being born in the wrong century. You would've been more at home as some medieval knight, being tossed women left and right. How do you feel about going on crusades?
Adrian Jenkins
I'm a virgin because I'm unmarried, you low IQ hedonist pig.
Sebastian Bailey
>You would've been more at home as some medieval knight I absolutely agree. The industrial revolution was a huge mistake for civilization in general. >How do you feel about going on crusades?
No, you're not. But keep on telling yourself that. You fedora tipping faggot virgin.
Jason Wright
>doesn't have money >thinks he can provide for family Cool.
Brody Bennett
I'll pray for your wretched soul.
Hunter Gray
>>doesn't have money Who are you quoting? I made it clear in the OP >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children that I have the resources to provide for a family. Can you not read?
Jordan Sullivan
I'll pray a fucking crane falls on your house.
Charles Hughes
This. OP sounds insufferable.
Brody Clark
>Who are you quoting? I made it clear in the OP I say I have a lot of resources to tell people I have a lot in savings, too!
The source of my resources does not matter. Maybe I come from money and have inherited money and businesses that will ensure I never have to work? Maybe I am an employee at some business? Regardless, the reality remains I have the resources to provide for myself, my wife, and as many offspring as we can have.
Charles Murphy
I don't have any respect for the average woman(or man for that matter), I am looking for the needle in the haystack.
Zachary Nelson
I'm sure they lack any respect for you also buddy.
Isaiah King
GOD REST YOUR SOUL OP, YOU ARE THE EPITOME OF BRAINLET
And why should I care what godless pigs who have no concept of respect or self worth think about me?
Jayden Scott
Yeah you're right, everyone else is wrong, your infallible opinion can't even be questioned. Again, this is why you're a lonely virgin, stop being such a judgemental faggot, and stop thinking so highly of yourself, you're clearly an insufferable zealot who would need to find someone equally as insane as himself if you ever want that genetic garbage dump you call a seed to go somewhere.
Thomas Moore
Not going to dignify this moral relativist retard with a response.
James Sanchez
you just did though you fucking idiot. Enjoy the rest of your life alone, but hey, at least you'll have Jesus right?
Grayson Thomas
Imagine being so afraid of being alone that you compromise your virtue and abandon the good. Why would such a normalfag post on Jow Forums?
Jeremiah Peterson
You dont deserve shit. Clean up, put a bit of aftershave on and use deodorant and get a hair cut. Stop being a white knight faggot. Be a bit stand offish and use your personality to make them like you more. Drop the chivalry and honor bullshit. Be a above average guy and hang out in bars and make friends with other lonely dudes. Grow friend group and meet new people. Gain people skills. See a lonely looking girl at bar you frequent, Ask her out and 9/10 times if shes Above or at Average attractiveness she'll accept when you ask her out.
Moral of the story dont be Yohanne the protector, Be Johanne the social animal who is good with girls. Be the alpha and they will come. I wish you luck.
Colton Russell
>another retarded normalfag posts in the thread It never gets old.
Jackson Cruz
Imagine being such a virgin you cant respect someone showing how to get a positive spin on their personality.
>t. reformed sissy robot
Charles Gonzalez
If "personality" is abandoning virtue and looking for whores at bars, I'll pass.
Xavier Hernandez
No (You) for you, faggot >I'm white(subnordid) Not a big deal unless you're in a mostly minority city, and even then it's meaningless unless you want to date a minority >I'm young(er than 25) A deficit if anything >I'm physically fit(not fat or underweight, BMI is 20) BMI is a meme, post BF % you tard >I'm not a manlet(over 6'0" / 183cm) Congrats, you barely made it into the running with other real men >I'm not a dicklet(peepee is 7x5in / 18x13cm) In the words of Filthy Frank, if you're under 9 inches you can't please a woman >I'm a moral person Doubtful considering you're post on Jow Forums >I conduct myself honourably Nigga you sound like you have a katana collection >I adhere to a strict code of chivalry M'lady >I have a favourable personality British spelling is a turn off >I am handsome And very modest as well I see >I can protect my wife and offspring from predators So can anyone who owns a gun. Next. >I can provide resources and coverture for my wife and children So can anyone who can survive independently in our capitalist society >I am good with children and would make a good father Big if true >I can cook Also big if true >I'm a strong swimmer Good. You can pass the 50 meter freestyle and 1 minute treading water portion of the dating entrance exam >I have good taste in anime Guess I was right about the katana collection
Overall, you get a 7/16, which is under 50%. That's a failing grade user. You should study more. Don't lose hope tho! Just bee yourself. someday a fine virgin lass will want to get dumped by you (-:
Daniel Morales
>Not a big deal It's the biggest deal on a biological level. I don't live near a (((city))) >A deficit if anything How is youth a deficit? >BMI is a meme, post BF % you tard Idk how to measure this, tell me and I will. >Congrats, you barely made it into the running with other real men Thanks, sweetie. >In the words of Filthy Frank, if you're under 9 inches you can't please a woman Physically inaccurate. Vaginas are not this deep. >Filthy Frank Starting to lose the will to reply, but I will try to finish. >Doubtful considering you're post on Jow Forums Jow Forums is just as valid as any other forum, even more so considering the ability to speak freely. You could also consider going among the immoral as missionary work. >Nigga you sound like you have a katana collection >Nigga Losing the will to reply again. >M'lady >British spelling is a turn off When I write in a language, I write it properly. I doubt use ebonics like some retards. >And very modest as well I see I speak the truth. There is such a thing as excessive modesty, and it is no virtue. Normalfags have no self respect, so they consider any consideration of self worth as bad. >So can anyone who owns a gun. Next. Most gun owners don't even know how to use them. Prevention of conflict is also an aspect of protecting your kin. >So can anyone who can survive independently in our capitalist society Yet so many fail. Curious. >Big if true >Also big if true It's a very simple thing, but one that must be mentioned in a world full of normalfags who lack basic values. >Good. You can pass the 50 meter freestyle and 1 minute treading water portion of the dating entrance exam Good. >Guess I was right about the katana collection You're on an anime image board, idk what you expect. (cont)
Joseph James
>Overall, you get a 7/16, which is under 50%. That's a failing grade user. You should study more. There is always room for improvement. I'll be careful to ignore and avoid the advice of normalfags and retards. >Don't lose hope tho! Just bee yourself. someday a fine virgin lass will want to get dumped by you (-: I don't understand why I would dump a fine lass.
Do normalfags post in all threads, or just mine?
Ryan Perry
reminder that this is literally what OP looks like
Its just white trash, probably from some methhead infested failing suburb. He probably is one of those methheads. Op this here is your reason why cant get a gf lol
Cooper Sanders
To feel that you deserve something is to subconciously understand that you do not.
Noah Long
He is better looking than you lmao
Isaac Hernandez
>normalfags are so upset they reported me for saying "nigger" Why are you so upset that I deserve a gf?