I'm a solid 5'9 at the end of the day. Am I taller than you, and would you be intimidated by me?

I'm a solid 5'9 at the end of the day. Am I taller than you, and would you be intimidated by me?

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As somebody under 5" You'd terrify me

What I said I was somewhat handsome and charismatic

I'm a 5'8" girl. No. I'd make fun of you with my 6'3" boyfriend.

I wouldn't, but just because I don't have a 6'3" bf to make fun of you with

i'm pushing 6ft4 at 230lbs buddy calm down alright i'm over a half a foot taller than you

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No because im up to your ears.
t. 5'5 fembot

what if you though i was cute though

lol, i'd pat you on the head and pinch your cheeks, maybe buy you some height elevating high heels to suck me off standing, or maybe i'd just pick you up like a ragdoll and forward bench press you back and forth

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>If I could be a piece of shit I would be

The roastie's agenda, minnae-san.

>make a super obvious joke
>still gets pissy about it
the absolute state of autists.

I'm 6'1 so hell no, I would not

You aren't that much taller and you'd be an awkward fag blushing when I look in your direction anyway

>you'd be an awkward fag blushing when I look in your direction anyway
IMAGINE THE ROAST OHH NO NO NO HAHAHA

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I'm 7'2 460 pounds. 12 year olds are literally taller then you pal

Fkin chad

the absolute cope on these people hahaha ohh mannnnnnnnn Jow Forums BABY HAHA

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why do people act like andre the giant when they're like half a foot taller than average? lmao do you grasp on it so hard because its only your only redeeming factor?

might just kill myself lads. 5'8 manlet barely scratching 5'9.

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>why do people act like andre the giant when they're like half a foot taller than average?
actually that's just average, and it's because manlets and tiny midget people like you and OP make threads like this trying to act all scary and mean when you're like that big eared tiny rat person with the big mouth from that one movie
>do you grasp on it so hard because its only your only redeeming factor?
OHHH NONONO OHH HOHO WOOO WOOO WOO

*wheeze* HAH, LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS PROJECTION

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I'm 6'3"
I wouldn't be intimidated by you but I wouldn't underestimate you

I'm 8'4" 700ibs
I could destroy you just by farting at you manlet

>but I wouldn't underestimate you
better not or else...

>uhm no sweatie it was a joke okay ;) wow geez don't shoot up a school incel

Whoof.

5'10 here and no I would not

No I'm 5'9 so you'd have to have a knife or a gun for me to be intimidated.
I don't fuck with people because there could be carrying a gun.

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>would you be intimidated by me?

You are a 5 foot 9 pussy. No not by height alone. T. 5 foot 11 Manlet king user

Fuck off you giant and take your back pain with you on your way out

We're the same height but I'm as wide as a fridge and I have tree trunks for legs. I also look like Sitting Bull. If anything I'm a weird looking guy. I get stares but I know no one can ever like me romantically

t.squanto

>wake up 5'6
>go to sleep 5'6
>5'5 on a bad day
I wish I was 5'8

>I'm a solid 5'9 at the end of the day
How tall are you at the beginning of the day?

maybe 5'10, you shrink ~2cm throughout the day

I'm 6'4 and ready to laugh at your imaginary boyfriend.

I'm 6'0" so you probably wouldn't intimidate me unless you started chasing me down an empty street at midnight

where the fuck do you live, 'nam?

I'm 5'7" but I do manual labor all day and have been referred to as a "big guy" even though I'm a manlet. I only get intimidated by height alone when someone is 5'11+.

I'm a 5'6"
If you're intimidating depends on the way you act though

Why are you calling him a pussy, there's like 5cm between you which is hard to spot unless someone's the same size as you or shorter