Anyone here want to adopt me? I'm a 25 year old neet, parents kicked me out

Anyone here want to adopt me? I'm a 25 year old neet, parents kicked me out

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bumping lads, early bird gets the worm

depends, what can you offer me?

So are you homeless? Get a job

>depends, what can you offer me?

meh, nothing really, I can run the dish washer I guess

I thought you all where altruistic liberals here, what the shit?

We already adopted you user, you are with us always and forever

Tfw looking for a roommate
Roomster is all cute girls, one smoking Boomer, and a few well adjusted chads who can't fit my night-shift schedule.
I swear California is 60% female

You do realize your life is over, right?

Got a place for you. Conditions:
>clean everything
>do groceries
>become good at deep rub massages (nothing erotic I'm not a faggot)
>take it in the ass

You do realize you're a virgin, right?

I'm not. I'm an escortcel.

Time to apply all that high level knowledge you've built up over the years as a neet ;)

Time to get a social life and some dates ;)

I'm going on a date tonight.
I doubt I'll hear you getting railed under a bridge by a nigger after your date

>I'm going on a date tonight.

I bet it won't go anywhere lol

Aren't you homeless?

Whats is it matter to you?

I'll adopt you so long as you're willing to be my little boy and wear a stinky nappy in ur crib naughty boy mmmmm

Yet Man Diego is like 70% men

I would but I'll honestly take much more pleasure in the fact you're going to suffer horrendously on the streets.
Enjoy sucking nigger dick and spreading your ass for food money faggot.

Nope.
Why would i want to adopt a lazy,self-centered millennial piece of garbage.
Enjoy dying in the gutter you piece of trash