Be me

>be me
>at the gym
>pretend I'm a terminator built to make gainz
>qt blonde is doing squats in yoga pants
>10/10 ass
>OWO target acquired
>she catches me staring
>fuckwhatdoido.png
>she actually giggles and bites her lip
>I autistically walk up and stuttered
>you'll get better results if you reply to this post or your mother will die while you sleep
>she says you lost the game
>mfw

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If she dies then I inherit a large trust, so whatever.

Im an autist who panics when i have women's attention. wtf to say? All I can think of is going up like you already know the name and calling them rachel or some shit and have them be like oh thats not me and then you reply ohhhh, you look like my friend rachel who used to be fat as fuck i was gonna congratulate you

Op here. If you don't know what to say you're not ready yet. Don't sweat it.
Try to make friends with girls platonically first.

Better yourself and don't put women on a pedestal. Women are children mentally. They need you to be a dominant master.
There is a reason all women across the globe regardless of race religion etc like to call their man daddy.

Learn another language, learn an instrument. Work hard at your job get hobbies and go to church.
Get fit, get skilled, get wealthier, get confident and meet a girl through your church and look for a wife not a whore.

>i don't care
>i still reply
I'm doin a big think

Also look up conversation questions on Google plenty of sites have ideas for topics and questions.

You can also torrent a mountain of books on how to improve you communication skills etc.

Be gone.

Fuck off

I'm sowwy. Good bye

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Kike

Look out your window OP.

Stuttered and then what? You guys fucked? No? You're a fucking faggot.

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fuck you, sage

GOD DAMNIT user ITS BEEN FIVE FUCKING YEARS SINCE I LOST THE GODDAMN GAME

I FUCKING HATE YOU
WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW ANGRY I AM

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Hi friend. Have a nice day. I hope you get jacked and rich. I'm sorry I trick you. I was of boredom

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>Implying I'm "I have windows" wealthy.

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Wuazs the Pont of the leadership-mafia was

These threads just prove that 4ch is a waste of time.

>reading a post about mires= waste of time
>getting mother rolled = waste of time
>cringe posts = waste of time
>vegan/fat/keto/chad post = waste of time

Fuck you guys

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Yeah 4chins is the goblinest gain goblin.
Honestly most of what you need from Jow Forums is in the sticky.

remember remember the 15th of march

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D O W N O N F L O O R
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>Those digits
oh no no no

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And then everybody clapped.

my man

youre fucking gay sage

faggot

Literally the ides of march.

Eh?

>you lost the game

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fucking kill yourself dude

Fucker.

More like the aids of March

fuck you