/britfeel/

Many lads still up? not sure if its worth posting my surprise for you lot

I had a fuckin' massive plate of gammon and mash earlier. Can't believe I'm hungry again desu.

You mean like Freddie Mercury?

Is it just a Pakistani bloke in a dress by any chance?

Im up for originality

Only the best posters are lurking around /britfeel/ at this time of day.

Similar but much more brown and far more masculine looking.

Lots of Christmas shit. Cheese, pickle, leftover meat, stuffing, bubble and squeak made from all the veggies, mashed potato...

Fuck it. I think I'm gonna cram as much as I can into a sandwich.

my hunger knows no bounds around christmas time i've had about 8 cans over the day, a second christmas dinner at my nans and she gave me fuck loads of left overs i've just been consistently making sandwiches from

feelsgoodman

*farts in your face*
hows that for a surprise

Probably better than having to listen to a Pakistani bloke in a dress TBQH.

Similar, but Freddie didn't peek at Polish birds shitting in public toilets (as far as we know).

My degeneracy has finally come full circle and I'm back to just wanking to (biologically female) lesbians again.

Feels good lads.

Beautifully balanced with a sort of cinammon kick to it, faint scent of oak.

I fucking love you fart in face user.

He did fuck anything that moves including dwarves though

Yeah but I'm fairly certain they gave consent to the activity. And I'm not certain Moni *wouldn't* fuck a dwarf.

Didnt tripfag and wear a dress though.

Been told to sort my life out lads.
What do?

There's also the fact that people liked Freddie.

>wear a dress
he did it 'I've got to break free'. Wasnt his idea though apparently

Well... He did wear a dress. He probably tripped over something at least once in his life. And he was a fag...

Re fry the bubble and squeak with the meat and then put on tea cake add grated cheese and some Worcestershire sauce then pop it under grill

Is Poley wearing dresses now? I bet he likes those chavvy Peckham dresses with the hood on them.

>He probably tripped over something at least once in his life
almost certainly while high on coke

Cut out any degenerate shit you do

How was your Christmas lads? I'm poorer and fatter now.

I'm richer and about the same size

That won't actually fix anything though and I don't do anything degenerate.

I spent a fuck ton on other people and only really got chocolate. Fuck, it was better when I was a kid.

Alright sorry lad it's too late for me to give you advice need to get some sleep but come round tomorrow and I'll be set

Make a spreadsheet of everyone who just got you chocolate, and get them just chocolate next year. That'll learn them!

The OST was fucking cool specially in this scene

youtube.com/watch?v=UTAY_kkGO4s

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It's a lost cause anyway.
Hope there's a war or some sort of happening soon.

Yeah the OST worked well, I like this one too, and the one in the first scene of the show.
youtube.com/watch?v=I8Jiqj-NrZc
Had my favourite OP/ED combo also.

Fucking hell it go slow in here. Everyone must have burned out from the last couple days.

Everyone in /britfeel/ is too busy with their family and girlfriends over the christmas period, not to mention going to the pub with their mates.

Man's wondering what shit to
Evens and it's some Odds and it's a bit of

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It's not really that slow for this time of night lads.

I'm too drunk and lazy sorry

Wait lads. Holy shit. I actually feel horny and in the mood for a wank, haven't felt this way since starting antidepressants about 3 weeks ago. Going to have my first wank is so long

hard to cum on antidepressants good luck

Yeah they kill your libido lad and it might take you a lot longer to cum depending on what you're taking. But they help you stop being a sad sack and all that.

Has anyone convinced Moni to get her cock out yet?

Just, I had a thought... What if poleaboo was the larp all along, and it was a woman larping as a lad, and then she got bored.

Also is Moni ignoring this thread because of the "Pakistani in a dress"?

>her
>cock
no

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Finally went out of my comfort zone lads & went into a sex store today.

What dildo did you get for yourself lad?

Getting ya mams present lad? Wahey

No dildo lad.

My fucking leg started twitching in the sex store. I knew something was going to happen.

Well done cola, got that buttplug mayuri wanted for you?

youtube.com/watch?v=bdqbW6MXzsI
i want a flat like this

Not a fan of western sing in my niponese animu girls but it's ok

Aye finally had my wank, definitely took me longer than usual, about 20-25 minutes. Never shot such a massive nut in my life no homo. This must be how no nut november niggas feel like. I remember reading a while ago that antidepressant side effects can go after a couple weeks when your body gets used to them, hopefully that is the case and I can go back to wanking

youtube.com/watch?v=W_xJf3WBV9U
pleb

consider it a blessing you don't have as much libido, as long as you're not sexually active it will be good to not watch porn and wank less

i had to come off strattera because it gave me retrograde ejaculation but it was a great antifap aid

I thibk it'd be fine without without the lyrics too but I don't mind either way, shame there's no instrumental of it in the character song CD I downloaded desu. Also western sing song youtube.com/watch?v=NTxoH_5CnhM

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Can't believe it's 5am. I've fucked up my sleeping pattern again. Probably that fucking monster energy I had earlier.

>tfw drink so many energy drinks they dont affect me in anyway

Just close your eyes mate.

just been downstairs and raiding the left over party food me mum wrapped up waheey got some

>pretzels
>salted peanuts
>party sausages
>cheese and crackers
>pringles
>battered prawns

Fly me to the moon is the only exception

youtube.com/watch?v=C6JI2L1QTbU

Going to have salted caramel cheesecake for breakfast

Absolute mad lad, I didn't get up until 6-7pm so this is really just sort of my tea

More my lunch got up at 3

50gb folder of jav vr porn has finished downloading about to wank myself into a coma.

Based, wanking is the best hobby desu.

had my first wank in 3 weeks to a video of two jap girls playing with some lads cum in their mouths, was pretty hot

Been awake since midnight lad
Send help

Hope you shaggers had a banging xmas.

Been a while since I've visited here.
Any drama, poley done jail time yet?
Are the avatarfags having still having drama amongst themselves?

Did that nigga ever clean the mold?

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is this really you albarnlad?

I know those feels lad. Been up since 2 archiving my comics into digital format. (or more so downloading my scans because why do something yourself is someones done it better).

I'm still gonna buy the paper versions because hoardering reasons, but just feel like digital is more convenient for me because I can just grab my tablet and read that shit on the go or in bed.

youtube.com/watch?v=5pWrZQZb4BM

>and I cant even get a girl to message me back

You bet your sweet ass it is lad.

Been living the life as a dad. Turns out, shit is pretty damn fucking good.

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>Nigga looking like a Mii, meanwhile I haven't even seen a girl in over a week

Just be yourself shagger

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wanked to insect rape hentai lads, reckon ill be going full circle again soon

>that channel
me, personally
would rather be dead than live like the lad in that vid, even with his gf

where the fuck does all my money go?

i get 720 a month from universal credit

about 20 is bills... and the other 700?

i can't see any big expenses on my card, just food here and there, coffees, and random shit like a shirt here and a pair of shoes there

i'm not living extravagantly so i don't see how i'm blowing through it all considering that 700 pound of disposable income a month is nothing

Look through your accounts, I bet you're making more small expenses than you think and it's all adding up.

yeah I just found out it all added up lmao

also alcohol is like 50% of the culprit

FUCK i've spent 12 * 700 (that's over 8000 pounds) on frivolous shit

but then again, i'd rather be able to go out for lunch every day than have... a car? or whatever else i thought iwas going to do with that money

>700 quid disposable income
Fuck me lad.

After my bills I have about 300 a month. And considering I have a kid, after shopping and getting things for him I'm left with almost nothing.

>Get a job
>no money, no free time.

>get on bennies
>free time and apparently 700 a month.
Fuck my actual life lad.

mate i used to work 45 hours a week and have about a tenner left to myself after paying rent and food and shit, and yes, i was married and had 3 kids

now we are divorced and i get the 720 to myself because i'm living with my fucking mum and can't even get my job back

if we're talking about money then yes it looks better on the surface but it's nothing the covet

Yes he posted pictures of himself wearing a chastity cage.

got dropped yesterday night
how long does it take to get over it?

until the next one comes along

Another day another few moon runes + vocabulary learned time to watch some animu

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gonna be a while then.

Morning all.
What's everyone up to today? Anything interesting?

if only I'd thought of the right words
I would have held on to your heart
if only I'd thought of the right words
I wouldn't be breaking apart
all my pictures of you