>tfw no boy has ever written me a love letter
What do you wish a boy would do for you, femanon?
>tfw no boy has ever written me a love letter
What do you wish a boy would do for you, femanon?
I want the boy I've been hanging out with to give me some d
dear user
i love you
You could always go find a male prostitute
Go away roasties REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lmao are u fkin retarded trolololo
here's your love letter: 'g'
yeah, begone thot
>write love letter
>get laughed at
You'd have to be retarded to write a girl a love letter
>tfw no bf to spend all day making slow, lazy love with
Wish that my autistic bf would figure out that he should contact me after nearly a month of silence, otherwise I'll end it (I always text first)
How do you feel about girls writing girls love letters? Happened to my brother a couple times
Women are so entitled. This is all you can be sad about, that some shit you saw in a movie hasn't happened. Entitled and shallow.
A month of silence? Its time to start making some difficult decisions...
>tfw no bf to quietly make love to in his childhood bedroom while visiting his parents
just encourage him to do it, maybe he has anxiety contacting you first since it isn't the norm in your relationship. it's hard for me too
I always wondered if there is any difference between relationships initiated by the girl and ones initiated by the boy.
I wrote a girl a letter.
Dumbest shit I've done why do you thots want to live in middle earth so bad
Known him for over four years and most of the time I did the first step. I encouraged him many times and do everything. I try hard to be kind and comforting but I'm so tired of it. At this point it's so tiring that if he doesn't do anything, I'll be fine with it because I tried my best. I'll miss my sweet sperg though
Anyway goodnight senpais
>some guys can get gfs without even trying
Fml
if initiated by a girl I'd say the guy is more oblivious to stuff
And stone me for saying this but girls probably need more attention than guys, if he's not going to give you any because you do everything for him, it does get depressing if he feels entitled to being passive
It really depends on the relationship dynamic though
Take it with the grain of salt, I'm that bitter hag from this post the feels are sort of starting to hit me
>I wrote a girl a letter.
>Dumbest shit I've done why do you thots want to live in middle earth so bad
The hit rate on letters to grills has to be sub 5%.
It's a Catch-22: if you're already in a relationship, there's no point to writing the letter. But if you *aren't* in a relationship, then writing the letter makes you look like a cringy autist loser idiot.
You're not supposed to have to try. Think of it this way, would women date men if it was difficult to get them? Of course not. Take a lesson in self respect from them, it's something they're actually not bad at.
This. You look like a fucking idiot and her respect for you drops through the floor because nothing screams, "Welcome mat," than poetry.
I wish a boy would want to spend his life with me and would ask me to marry him.
But this nigga literally hasn't spoken to her in months and is still her "boyfriend"
This dude clearly doesn't even care about it, yet he has a gf
The way to do it is to write poetry about a woman that isn't her so that you get wamen like OP.
>wanting losers like OP
Ha!
And I wish women didn't reject me, but we can't have everything. Some day you'll get married.
And someday a girl will say yes to you.
>tfw no incel bf to take each other's virginities
Maybe. It's getting rejected by women that show interest, too. Getting lead on is no fun - what's a boy to do?
There once was a woman called OP
Whose labia dangled: a roastie
She tried to snip it
But severed her clit
And now her posts are all toasty
If this is the worst thing you have to complain about you don't fucking deserve it. GTFO
>This. You look like a fucking idiot and her respect for you drops through the floor because nothing screams, "Welcome mat," than poetry.
10 years ago, you would have looked like a Welcome mat. In 2019, you *also* look like a Nice Guy (TM).
Women won the Great Nice Guy Internet War of 2010-2018, but they did it with scorched earth tactics and love letters were one of the civilian casualties. In 2019, absolutely any gesture of emotion that occurs outside of a committed, long term relationship is now per se evidence of a bad character and a defective, almost monstrous, emotional state. The only permissible order of events is now "long-term relationship first, expression of emotion second". Most poetry and love letters written by men generally are written in the limerence phase, and since it's no longer socially, emotionally or psychologically acceptable to *have* (or at least express) limerence the future for poetry and love letters is not bright.
This post was written as a meme. And like all good memes they are based on the truth.
Women are the reason love letters are dead, buried right next to chivalry and marriage.
Stop crying because you expect us to do everything, sluts.
This. Welcome to equality bitches. Now you get ignored like the majority of men out there.
I fell for that meme once, the meme of sending poetry to a girl I liked. Pic related was my soul in the aftermath.
Booming bass music and yoga pants > boring lmao tier nice guy shit like poetry, romance, or tradition
dress me up as a cute little highschool girl and fuck me really hard
I wrote a girl a love song within a day of meeting her and she loved it. No roastie will ever get that kind of gesture because they aren't actually valuable, they're a dime a dozen. She was different, she was a virgin just like me. She also got a song about how much I loved her but I don't think she'll ever hear that one.
Anyway, femanons, enjoy going through boys knowing you'll never be valued enough by them for them to write beautiful love songs in your honour, because they know they can always find another girl just like you.
>10 years ago, you would have looked like a Welcome mat.
Actually poetry and just normal human interactions worked just fine 10 years ago. Admittedly that's the time when it all started going to the shitter, but you could still find a normal person at this point just fine, it wasn't nearly as bad as now.
>implying you or any roastie born in the past 200 years is worth the effort
dear fembot i want to put me pee pee inside you with love user
The irony of women is that the guys who they really want all know that they're egocentric shallow whores since they've had women throwing themselves at then from as early as they can remember. The only men who fall for their trumped-up bullshit manipulations are betas and ignorant virgins who they don't even actually want.
>received multiple love letters from fembots irl
>send them none
I guess attention is enough?
>she was a virgin
Until she met Chad. She wasn't so different after all.
give me caracteristics of you that you feel nice about and Ill write a letter for you, I do it all the time for my real gf and I write poetry.... on spanish but I do.
be my lover and my best friend
I wish someone would take me on a fun nightops or teach me to shoplift
Where can I file my consent form?
Can one of you be my gf I feel rly rly lonely and suicidal right now