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Been drinking a bottle of whiskey a day sometimes more for years and I'm still not dead. What the fuck man.

Alcoholic reporting in been getting drunk every night for months now to numb to the pain of my horrendous existince I cant wait until this stuff kills me. I just drink it straight from the bottle now no need for a chaser

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ive been drinking a handle of vodka in 2 days for nearly 8 months. And im a binge drinker, i get as drunk as i can as fast as i can. Though i never blackout, but im generally drunk as fuck every night. Ive been slowing down recently since my liver started hurting,.

im the opposite. I used to drink straight from the bottle, but my body rejects it as soon as it hits my mouth. I gag now even when i take a shot. I never used to need a chaser, but now it immediately makes me feel sick.

Dad dumped my vodka

It is a few weeks until I get back to my dorm

Fuck you dad!!!!

Ive had to slow down or stop for a bit because my stomach will have me doubled up on the ground in pain when I drink sometimes but Im right back at it in a couple of weeks after holding myself over with weed until I can get plastered again. I wonder what makes you gag now because Ive never had that problem except after projectile vomiting because I drank too much but Im pretty good at getting drunk off my ass without puking now

If you are a serious drinker that could kill you, your dad just tried to murder you.

I got drunk for the first time tonight- im drunk right now- I had to steal alcohol from my mom because im only 18 and cant buy it myself i feel to dizzzzyyyyyyyyy

You meant to reply to this guy I think ya?

i hate when family members dump and or trash your alcohol. Ive had them do that a few times. It didnt piss me off, but i was more upset that they wasted my money.

No idea. I gag, but i never actually throw up. Ive gotten used to just keeping it down. but it still makes me feel sick for some reason. Which actually makes me feel concerned for my overall health, like my body isnt processing it properly.

If its your first time getting drunk and you're typing this well you need to drink more. Your first time is a great time to learn your limits. Drink my friend dont just get a buzz. Get drunk.

Yes I think I've been drinking obviously.

yes good advice- and I would drink more If I could but I cant get any more- I had 4 bottles of twisted tea and zima, and one beer. also beer is NASTY!!

Thanks lads.
Will give these a listen.

Dubs. I love black metal more when I am drunk.
Quoting Myself:
>Went to rehab
>Meet my dream girl there
>She has boyfriend
>Still drunk
>This is nice board
youtube.com/watch?v=LFNzKUJVo4A

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OP here. Ive already done five shots and i dont want to stop. I just want to get drunker. I know im an alcoholic, but what in our brain makes us want to drink more and more even if we're already drunk? I literally cant stop once i start.

Do you feel like this?

Magic?
Got you too bros:
youtube.com/watch?v=Joo0XL7TCUk

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I was told I was funnier and more personable when drunk.. not currently an alcoholic, but i can drink an entire bottle of wisers without throwing up, should i start drinking to make myself more personable all the time? im lonely as fuck...

This is great lad.

How about this?
youtube.com/watch?v=kcTS3RKW-cc
the vocalist "Gaahl" is homo apparently but I still think this is decent.

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no user. Be lonely. Having friends is a waste of time. Im not telling you to be drunk alone, but dont do it to make friends or have people think differently of you. If you arent an alcoholic, get a hobby. alcoholism is a fucking mess of a life. Just choose not to meet people if you can only do so while drunk. Its better to be alone.

Yes I watched a documentary about him.
I do not listen go Gorgoroth very often but that song was very nice.
youtube.com/watch?v=emrBZZtGFgI

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seagrams gin

im really fuicked up right now and Im trying to figur eout why god made me so sexually fucked up
wwhat do anons

>drink stumbras until I blackout
>wake up with no hangover
Thank you Lithuania for this gift to mankind

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jus do best job u can and and ttry not drink so much tings will get better with time

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drink more and tell us about your sexual dysfunction.

Ive already taken ten shots, im ready to hear everything and sympathize. Im fucked up sexually myself so i might have something to say about it.

Its nice to lie to yourself isnt it? Its fun for a while until you realize you're wrong. Why are you even in this thread? You're an alcoholic arent you?.. unless you're something else. Who are you? What are you doing here? are you here for me?

Yes. I am an alcoholic. I have been fren to Jow Forums for a few years. I am in this thread because I am drunk right now. Um.. Things are much easier when you stop drinking. When you are drunk for a long time and you stop, it is like stepping down to easy mode. Yes I am here for you, have you read the Alcoholics Anonymous book?

hell no. I dont follow the AA doctrine, its fucking brainwashing. Things might be easier for those that do, but id rather be drunk than thinking a few rules for NOT drinking is going to keep me from gratifying myself with some method of conformity.

I dont believe that you are here for any other reason than me being here. Pardon me im drunk, and have paranoid schizophrenia. You are here for some other reason. I can tell.

>witch house
youtube.com/watch?v=NHS1OatiM_Y
youtube.com/watch?v=k6t69KQOBCg

1800 Tequila. It's alright

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nah user i gotta pass on the shot because im miuch more mfucked up than normal. Im still functional but super dizzy and just dysphoric, Ill just pplay league for a bit until it passes

sexual degeneracy is another thing. It's kind of in jest beacuse it doesnt really bother me that much, I just want to be used and abused by monsters and demons. Pic related suuuup[er hard.

It just sucks knowing that ill never be able top live this fantasy nor really be able to find someone who will accept it

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Yes. I do not like the AA cult either, but the literature is good. I do not go to AA meetings and do not like the people there, I do not relate to them. I have been not drinking after rehab but decided to drink for fun but will go back to not drinking because I was happier. It takes time for your brain to recover but your best life is in not getting all drunk. Yes, I am unironically sent various places to help people, this is called like angels or divine intervention or such.

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you can always find someone whos more fucked up than you, but it might not be worth it. and i know that you're not a real person because im very aware. Please leave me alone. If you are a real person, then continue you be dizzy and dysphoric. Alcoholism does that to you. You'll always come back for more and you'll be as bad as i am. Play your games but soon you may feel like you dont want to anything but be drunk. Stop now if you can, but be ready to experience life without alcohol its as bad as drinking every day. But you have to figure that out for yourself.

If you cant relate to people in AA then you arent an alcoholic. plain facts. Be thankful. Helping other people is good though. dont stop helping other people. Be that angel that always does good where there is bad happening. I try to do the same thing even while drunk. Ive been a good influence on people even while absolutely balls to the wall drunk because its in my nature. dont change your nature

nah I dont want to eb an alchie. Ive watched intervention that shit looks horrible

alcholoism runs in my family, but the shitty thing is that I have a drug test coming upo so I cant use my original DOC, (fattie KUSH LMAO), so Ive been drinking a lot more. the real issue is that sobriety sucks and Id rather be waaay to drunk than sober any day. and Ill have you know that I am a real human bean, with real human problems. Like right now I feel like I want to puke

ive got no words. Sobriety is terrible. I cant relate to being a real human bean, so ive got nothing to say. Just be a drunk and keep living life. If you're functional than just go with it. but dont throw up. hold it down and let that alcohol absorb fully.

I thought I was getting glow in the dark'd yesterday because my emails had suspicious logins from Germany
I figured out it was a VPN that unintentionally turned on before I could throw too much of a panic, thankfully.
My friend wont leave me alone with it for anywhere from 4 months to 5 years now, so there's that