Let's try this again, coz I had to step away and my thread died :(
I have lycanthropy. It's rare but not unheard of, my doctor tells me. I'm not supposed to go around blabbing, but this is Jow Forums, who gives a shit. I got infected this past summer.
Ask me anything.
Post fur with timestamp
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is it awesome? how did you become wolf?
What is checked?
I got infected while I was camping in Wyoming. I saw a deer and next thing I remember is pain and waking up in a hospital.
It is decidedly not awesome, it's fucked up my whole life
Post a timestamp you lying crossboarding newfaggot
Go back to /x/ you schizophrenic faggot. You'll fit right in with the real vampires over there.
Well I closed the page so believe me when I say-
-I posted a similar thing a couple hours ago then went to eat dinner. Happy?
I've never been to /x/ but they look like faggots
They are, and so are you if you genuinely think you're a fucking werewolf and that a medically trained professional confirmed this. You're clearly larping or delusional, either way, you'll fit in more over there. Most of us are mentally ill, but not to that extent.
>I've never been to /x/ but they look like faggots
Unlike you, the totally-not-a-faggot special snowflake who thinks fursuits can come to life.
Get the fuck out of here.
You know, my doctor said "go ahead and tell people, they're not going to believe you". To think I doubted a trained professional.
No post a picture, words don't mean shit
who cares you idiot
talk to the schizo wolf or frig off
When would you like me to take a picture, beforehand when I'm vomiting on the carpet? or afterwards, when I wake up in a field?
No he didn't actually.
why do you humour these fucking insane people? This board only suffers with fucking idiots like this posting.
FUCKING QUADS
How exactly did you get "infected"
Strap yourself to your bed with belts/rope and stream it, if not get the fuck out you insane schizo larping faggot.
Anything goes as long as you can prove that you are telling the truth
Alternatively you can just fuck off to >>/x/ I'm sure you're gonna fit right in
> my doctor tells me. I'm not supposed to go around blabbing
>You know, my doctor said "go ahead and tell people, they're not going to believe you"
>Larper can't even keep his story straight
Schizophrenia will do that
because its entertaining
we're all sick here anyway
There's an entire board full of retards like this, go post there instead then faggot.
Like I told the other guy, I was in Wyoming with some friends. We're all eagle scouts, so we go camping every summer. I was walking up a hill because the moon was out and it looked cool, when I saw a deer. It was cool, so I stopped to look.
Next thing I remember, I'm in a hospital. I've got these gouges in my back, they're deep and painful but mostly fucked up my shoulder. They told me it was a bear.
Fast forward to the following month, I'm starting to get nauseous in the evenings. I thought it was my medication, maybe my wounds got infected or something. I called my doctor and that night I "went out" for the first time.
It feels weird. The nausea sort of felt like retching without throwing up, except that night I DID throw up. Being changed is a blur, sort of like being blackout drunk and high on cocaine at the same time. My memories are sort of hazy, and it blends in to the dreams I had while passed out in a field by a highway.
Why are you all taking the bait like this?
Have some tits and remember what goes in all fields.
Cool story bro, I give it shitty reddit creepypasta/10
He said both, what do you want
I've only "gone out" four times, mostly I just dread it. Haven't given thought to the murder-cage because it seems fucking awful
Thanks for the tits
I want you to stop pretending you're a mythological creature and get the fuck off this board. That or you can kill yourself, if you're really a werewolf that's probably the most morally right thing to do anyway right? What if you massacre an innocent family one night? Better end it now before it's too late.
Okay A. obviously not mythological, so go fuck yourself
B. I've actually given it some thought. Like apparently lycanthropy is basically dead, right, coz they mostly go after deer or moose or whatever. But not dead enough to not ruin my life, haha! Supposedly the entire werewolf population of the planet lives in BC somewhere, so maybe I'll give them a look before I hang myself
ill post whereever i feel like, dick cheese
you powerless little faggot
hows it make you feel no matter how much you bitch you cant control what posts people make
OP here, that's not me. I'd have thought of a better insult or ignored you like the faggot you are
What the fuck are you talking about? I murdered this thread, without even needing to goredump. It's fucking easy to control what posts people make brainlet. It feels fucking good.
Do you get a knot?
Says the faggot who thinks he's a fucking werewolf. Go back to watching underworld you little edgelord cuck.
The thread died because it is dumb and boring, you didn't do shit. Go have your power fantasy in secret.