That one guy who browses Jow Forums past the age of 22

>that one guy who browses Jow Forums past the age of 22

epic cringe gramps. you know you're supposed to be preparing to get a wife, have kids, and own a home by now right? you are prepared for all that right? youre not actually spending time on here with teenagers right?

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I am a complete failure & no women in her right mind would want to be with me. So, yes I am here.

Have you tried lowering your standards?
Origii

have you tried just being yourself? it's literally that easy bro

29 here, allied assault was good game

dafuq. I'm 43 and virgin and I don't give a shit.

>have all those things
>still browse Jow Forums at work on my phone

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28 here, holy fuck i loved that game

I'm ugly & have aspergers. Plus I look like Mclovin. So it's pretty much over before it started.

>25
>stable job
>engaged

Lemme be, OP, I need to entertain myself when I take poop breaks.

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Yeah tell me more about how to troll

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im 25

This girl that im madly, almost autistically, in love with is 20.

The other day we had an interaction that went like this

>"user do you ever want to have kids?"
>I dunno havent put much thought into it
>"Lol, arent you supposed to have that kind of stuff figured out by the time you're 25?"

Am I honestly supposed to know this shit by now? I feel like im on the path to becoming an actual manchild

>you will never replay the d-day map in singleplayer for the first time again

never been more engrossed in a game in my life before that, it felt so real at the time.

how did you delude yourself into not letting being a virgin at 43 bother you?

Im in my late 20's and still a virgin, I feel like im slowly letting go, but I usually just tell myself that its because im a-sexual which is 100% a lie

OMG why arent you following the fucking script

>ywn send taytay to a school for the deaf again
>ywn send pitbull to alaska again
>ywn make moot the time person of the year again
>ywn make gushin grannies a mt dew flavor again

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if youre posting here, you're already on that path. just embrace it honestly, you'll be better off that way. otherwise youll just be comparing yourself to others constantly which will cause endless depression and anxiety

This. Also, there is objectively nothing wtong with being a virgin or not having those things. It's just another state one can be in. The problem lies with the majority not accepting your choises and enforcing their ways upon you, trying to make you feel as a failure. This is abuse. You have all the right to destroy that type of society.

I'm a 32 year old dude with a stable career and a wife. I did not have any of that shit figured out at age 25 man. Shit, I still haven't figured life out at this point, nor has the majority of people. To be fair to her point though, I do remember thinking at age 20 that people at age 25 would have figured everything out. Looking back now there was really not that big of a difference between 20 and 25.

I am not prepared for that and I do not want it. Let me tell you something when you hit the mid 30's. You will start noticing everyone you know starting to get divorced. Men that were paying to live in 2 and 3 story new houses reduced to living in squalor in some shitty apartment in or near the ghetto. This is because they get ass rammed into paying child support and alimony. People often think they only lose half their shit in a divorce but for the man its more likely close to 100% or over because you keep paying that fucking child support for so long its the same as the bitch getting everything when you split. The younger the kid is the worse it is for you. Women will typically wait until the kid hits around age 5 because they are easier to manage and they start going to school which is basically just day care paid for by tax payers.

Choose what ever life you wish but I would rather by a loser than a fucking slave to some cunt and some awful job. Since I do not have to look after a semen depository it means if I start hating my job I can just change even if it pays less because I have was less liabilities.

I really want to have at least one child but I'm afraid of this shit happening.

This.
The zoomer doth project too much.

>get a wife, have kids, and own a home
Superficial bullshit.
Not that browsing Jow Forums as a full gorwn man is a particularly great achievement, but setting these goals out for yourself specifically because society tells you that's what you need is likely even more pathetic.
Follow your own desires, fuck this boomer shit.

You're just jelly because I am 32 and getting young pussy from Jow Forums.

you mean boipucci, there are no girls on this site, only girls (male)

Same here. I guess we can just wait until artificial birth becomes a thing. If not, the fuck it. I dont even really care about having offspring, literally my only incentive is for whites to not become a minority.

>Just lower you standards brah


Couldn't even get a bellow average skeleton girl to reply to me on tinder.
I looked so much cuter than she did.

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