>be working out outside of busy hours for peace and tranquility >one day a gym thot is here and see her low key miring >don't make much of it, keep on doing my thing >notice I see that thot much more often at that time of the day >don't make much of it, keep on doing my thing >still heavy low key mires and turns the head right if I catch her in a mirror >notice thot trying to time herself to end up working out at the same time >I'm always quick with my showers and stuff so at first I don't really see the whole timing thing >notice thot now going to the change room when I begin my cool down / stretch >don't make much of it, keep on doing my thing, it could just be coincidence after all >I also hate gym thots that come up with make up and don't do shit but pose >This goes on for weeks >Lately haven't been able to come at low affluence hours because work >End up going at 4pm with everybody else cause no choice and need to work out >Do my usual work out >Thot enters the gym with what seems her BF and by the way they interact, it's not fresh and not too old either >Thot starts to parade like a regular day till she notices me >Thot freezes and I can see she has a "what do I do now" moment >Thot now moving to machines near me >BF comes over her for chichat and touchy touchy >Thot suddenly turns into perfect GF and acts accordingly >BF leaves >Thot is torn between miring me and the BF >I start to cool down/stretch and thot tiled me and went to locker room >As I take the turn to enter the locker room, she bumps into me "sorry" *wink* >I utter the smallest "no worries" ever and go to locker room >As I exit the gym, I see her with BF like nothing happened I could have cucked that man a 10000000 times but then I would end up fucking a cheating thot... I just wanna fucking lift!
Sounds like you desperately wanted to fuck that woman, then found out she had a boyfriend and made up the rest to cope.
Ryan White
Sounds like you are never getting any mires and haven't fuck a woman in a while so you need to shit on ppl getting mires
David Clark
This is all in your head.
Gavin Murphy
Has to, I lived it
Ayden Martin
This is the fictional work of a delusional man.
Aiden Price
How much do I need to lift to get a nerdy or art hoe gf? Also tfw no nerdy or art hoe gf REEEEEEEE
Landon Richardson
>be at gym >qt in small shorts comes out from change rooms >takes mat out of the generally accepted "stretching area" to juuust outside of the freeweight dumbbell area >starts stretching in a downward dog position >goes into a "cat cow" but not doing them slowly, she's basically cocking herself up and quickly arching her back, firing her ass into the air as fast as possible >these are the first signs of gym thottery >lays on her back and starts to hump the air basically doing thrusts at nothing (idk this might be a decent glute stretch but i've never seen anyone do it) >gets up and goes over to jog on treadmill for 6 minutes >then brings a platform over to the assisted pull up machine >puts it on the third lightest weight >stands on platform, pushes the assisted pull up pad down with her leg doing some sort of retarded half lunge type thing >thottery levels rising >does like 2 sets of this >walks over to adjustable cable pulley machine >hooks up rope >puts it at about belly button height >puts weight at like 50 lbs >walks about three feet away with the rope >does squats while holding the rope at chest height >thottery levels at critical >does 2 sets of this and leaves i have no idea what she thought she was doing but I genuinely almost laughed, like she would've basically been doing less than bodyweight squats because the rope would have been pulling her up a bit?
that's gotta be the worst case of gym thot i've ever seen in my life
>does squats while holding the rope at chest height Breh, the thot in my gym does that. Some fake ass squats holding the triceps machine's rope while wearing soccer shorts. This is thottery 101
Lucas Jones
Based
William Reyes
>Interracial couple comes into gym >Take one good power rack in gym >"Okay, I'll put off my DL til they finish" >Guy Cleans for one set then walks away to do auxiliaries >"Okay, they must almost be done" >Retarded black girl Cleans for an hour at weights not going over 1 plate so she can keep going. Drops the weight as loud as possible on purpose >"Alright, fuck it, I'll take the shitty rack next to her" >Starts Deadlifting >She finally finishes her cleans and rests the bar on the safety bars >"Cool, I'll get the good rack for my higher sets" >Proceeds to slide under the bar and use it for some retarded body weight rows for half an hour
TFW I don't carry while at the gym
Mason Morales
Fpbp
Thomas Gray
I know we are all anonymous and all that shit but I would honestly be ashamed if I was you.
Nathan Green
This lol This was embarrassing to read
Nicholas King
ashamed of what
Jacob Howard
there is nothing to be ashamed of Jow Forums is just a bunch of cuck DYELS
Juan Price
They probably are into you, but realize your too autistic/socially retarded Better luck next time
Zachary Brooks
>NRA white trash LARP Nice.
Joseph Myers
thats what this chick was wearing too lol, it absolutely is thottery 101
Lol 100% this. OP literally thought this out in his head a hundred times over and then decided to post it online on Jow Forums. Genuinely one of the saddest copes
Cameron Thompson
would you look at all these hamplanets
Liam Murphy
>Girl exists in same universe as me >She's attractive >Walks within 15 feet of my general direction >Starts breathing
Fucking gym thots
Nicholas Murphy
Lifting isn't going help you on that one as much as you think user. Art Hoes like it more if you put your effort in ART, hence the name ART HOE dumbass. Go mingle in local dive bars/cheap indie concerts and show them memes. Helps if you dont have autism.
Colton Campbell
>I don't carry while at x ngmi fag
Sebastian Robinson
>tfw boyfriend keeps jacking off to chicks with giant asses >want to go to the gym and do squats or whatever but have no idea how to lift >try to copy youtube videos for ass growing >nervously do a couple sets because you're sure people are watching you and think you're retarded >go home and read on the internet about how user thinks some girl that did the same shit you just did is retarded
Connor Smith
OP made it, mentally.
Aaron Taylor
>be stretching >5/10 white thot starts stretching beside me >clearly waiting for me to talk to her and keeps looking over >I pull higher than 5/10 all the time so don't give a fuck >after a while I leave >she leaves like 5 seconds later - gee what a coincidence >few days later she is there again looking at me >ignore her >pack of nigs go chat her up (they chat up everyone like nigs do) >shes now dating one of the nigs Let this be a lesson white boys: The reason you see nigs with white wimminz a lot of the time is because a 5/10 white is a 10/10 to them, and they go talk to everyone in the fucking gym.
Ian Gray
>being so lonely that you have full on fantasies about women who haven't even spoken a word to you
literally on the level of "excuse me I have a boyfriend" type women
Ian Scott
Yikes gottem
Matthew Perry
fpbp
Ryder Myers
I don't believe anyone who says they stretch in a gym. I have only seen faggots that 1rm deadlift 140kg for 12 sets do that shit.
Luke Wood
i would pay to see the security videos, pure cringe
