/britfeel/

25m from host

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Don't like Poleslaw either.

The real edition
Fuck all you newfigs

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If so then I'm extremely close..

Cheers to Skelig for shouting out my post, love you lad

Are they really that bad

I've never lived in one

Is host actually a Jew?
Is this a JIDF deep operation?

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>Is a small house with 2 houses attached to it bad

What's the phone number to call in to the radio?

It's in the description lod

>Not using an image of videogamedunkey

Add host on skype and then ask him to add you to the call

No I want the phone NUMBER

Closed that shite. No interest in a bunch of mongs talking politics

I hope you all had a good Christmas

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I won't be listening to this rubbish, playing Final Fantasy XIII-2. I encourage everyone else to spent their time more wisely, there will be no drama from me tonight

>Hates the radio and Host and Zoos
>Thread goes dead except for radio references.

You're all pussy cunts.

For all the banging on he did about it, I don't recall a lot of people telling Zeus to apologise to Poley at all. I remember Poley told him to apologise in what was very obviously a joke.

why don T'hersea May invest in Barnsly?

Fuck off you failed abortion.

Why is everyone so attractive wtf. I was led to believe every one was ugly with tfw no gf.

why did you paste your message from the chat

What are YOU up to me laddo?

Friendly reminder that the radio show is NOT a part of /britfeel/

Sure did lad, looking forward to the New Year now, what are your plans?

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>22 years old
>brought home my condoms incase I pull on new years
>mum found them and starting kicking off asking if I have sleep with girls
>say obviously I'm 22 and I'm not going to have unprotected sex
>she went downstairs to complain to my dad who's on my side

Fucking hell

They talked about you for 5 or so minutes and after that the listener count took a nosedive.

>half of them wearing masks and shit
>that's not even britnormie

but they're sooooo /britfeel/
they're a bunch of fags who have barely anything to do with here.
notice no as much shit piled in the thread now?, that'll change when they stop streaming. you know because they care so much about the thread
all attention seekers are the same, it's not what can i add to the thread, it's about what they can take

I thought the British were above larping and cringe role playing ?

>21 and never bought condoms
No girl will ever touch me what's the point

>replacing me
based

/britfeel is 42% yank and 17% German/Dutch.

ring her up a month after new years and say you got a lass pregnant and now have syphilis

Fucked an NHS nurse off Tinder lads

Love the uniform

>attractive
Lol on what planet?

Who else /phoneposting/ here

Originally of course.

Might be getting my own place for the first time lads. Excited, the privacy of my own space and I'll get to customise/design it as well.

Mums shit the bed when they find out their sons are shagging, then complain if they don't bring home grandkids.

Women: not even once

Redpill me on English accents, what accent sounds the sexiest
( vocaroo examples and teaching would be appreciated MOCH)

Could have done with a proof read. Very dramatic descriptions but a good effort overall.

brownie lass?
rare to see you here
are you uh, a-are you ok?

Yorkshire accents get the juices flowing.

Shut up and fuck off twat

Shut In Chad, DM, East Devon, Mayuri, Ebin. All attractive.

go on youtueb you fucking little cunt
christ
don't waste my tmie

Everyone but dm user and Zeus look like chads. Obviously can't tell with the avatar fags.

Heading out with some friends in a few days, might try and get everyone together for once in a couple of years and honestly haven't felt this good in a good long while. All my wishes to you lad, we're gonna make it.

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im pretty much always here what do you mean

>Ebin.
No. Incorrect. Wrong.

>Kikenight, Moni, Cola
>Harold Shipman
>Chads

Andrew looks decent as well that's just a terrible picture.

Love nurses I do. They're always so polite and put together.

>tfw go to hospital to get a dressing but I'm my burnt finger because I couldn't afford to buy one (thanks NHS)
>nurse puts the dressing on and jokes 'hehe you have small thumbs don't you'
Been self conscious about my hands ever since

Trannies can only have huge dicks or small dicks.
In between are worthless.

Really? The uniforms pretty unflattering in my opinion.

That's a bizarre bit of conversation

>Going anywhere nice on holiday?
>Nah I'm just saving up my semen

>They're always so polite and put together.
Where have you met nurses?
All the ones I know are rough, to put it nicely.

you don't get to kill 250 vulnerable old people without being a chad ok?

Thumbs are what separate us from the animals, enjoy being subhuman

post hands and we will rate them

shut in chad isn't actually attractive in person. no idea how he has fucked so many women

where the FUCK is the senor?

My friends loved their Christmas presents from me.
It's going to be ok lads!

i think your recipe is very cute
to save me time though
are you single? betrothed? taken?

Dunno lad, in hospitals

>complimenting men on their appearance

Bit gay desu lad

what did you get them lad, i didn't get my friend nothing this year as i knew he wouldn't get me anything

Shippy said he was a very attractive young man

Shut In Chad was genuinely the most attractive guy at the meet.

>insecure about complimenting a man
You sound like you're in the closet user.

Obviously the girls aren't Chads. Cola is attractive. Forgot about kike and I've got no idea what shippy looks like.

I have fatty hands so that'll deduct some points I reckon

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>on Jow Forums
>not wasting time

Helping me could give some gratification to your miserable life user

What do the Norf Irish feel?

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Goofy PJ's, a decent jumper, little desktop games and I knitted two of them scarfs because they liked the ones I knitted for myself.

>I've got no idea what shippy looks like.

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Fuck mate your thumb must be smaller than your dick.

Not sure lad, was never able to understand what theyre trying to say.

Use moisteriser. It will get those hands looking soft and sweet.

How can a tranny even have a big dick. Don't the pills nuke em?

>Moni wants to shag that

That was tfw stuck in east devon thank you moni

It unironically lad I thought it was meant to be??
That's a good shout lad I do have dry as fuck hands

Have you ever told a man he was handsome irl? It's super gay

Quite the opposite, 'least attractive at the meet' apparently

Look at Sabrina Suzuki.
kino

>lass
As in born with a vagina? I'm glad I put myself on top of that then

Chortled at this lad

can't believe i've been away for over a week and you losers are still talking about this shit