Name one autistic thing you did today

I told a woman she wasn't attractive.

Played dark souls.

>At the doctors having a check up about a chronic condition, I have a reoccurring appointment every 6 months or so
>Hand in the form to book my next appointment at reception on my way out
>Stand in silence staring at her waiting for her to notice the form I placed in front of her
>Looks up from her computer visibly confused at my silence before finally noticing the form
>Takes the form and types some shit
>"Ah the time and date will be mailed to you, have a good day."
>Stand there for a good minute looking at the floor in silence waiting for her to give me the form back
>"Err, it will come in the post..."
>I start muttering "th-the form?" a few times
>Looks at me like I'm a retard "Post, it's gonna come in the post."
>Walk backwards into the person behind me before scampering out whispering "s-sorry".

I went grocery shopping and didn't make eye contact with one single person

My mom made me buy new shoes and I took a pair which I don't even want to wear

I had to go out and buy a winter coat today. My mother made me. I've never actually owned a coat despite living in Colorado, because I never leave the house long enough to get cold. When I picked one out, I thought the material was very smooth. I also thought the puffy look of it could make me look swole. When I got to the register I saw a cute milf and wanted to show off. When it was my turn to approach the register, I wanted to stand up on the counter and slide down to her while laying on my side in a sexy pose. Except as soon as I got on it, she started yelling at me and an older black man in a loss prevention vest grabbed my arm. My mom said sorry to them, but I hate that she apologized when they assaulted me.

I'm sitting in my room with the coat on now, and it's very hot. It makes me look cool!

I'm glad you're happy with your new coat, user

play fallout new vegas (lol)

holy hell. Why? And what is this wall of text?

I kissed my dakimakura on the lips

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I speedran the Simpsons hit and run

Thank you. I think I'm going to walk to Wendy's so more people see my new coat.

It's not a wall of text unless you're on mobile, which would make you a subhuman.

I humped my bed twice to ecchi

i studied japanese

>owns body pillow

i feel your pain user. your autism is safe with me.

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Why does stallman have a laptop in the middle of no where?

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There's literally nothing wrong with staring at your food being cooked while meditating.
It's quite sad actually, an animal that lived outside for millions of years is now confined into a cave for the rest of his life, where litting a campfire and cooking your food on it is a crime.

okay, now lets see this post for what it REALLY is.

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Because he's higher functioning than you.

perfect. i couldn't find the right words for why i hate the """"creative"""" one but this fits it nicely.

I walked around in a shop for 2 hours cause i couldnt find the exit

For me it screams "Look how unique I am, I'm just so special! Please give me the attention I deserve."

that too for sure. fucking snowflakes. i would consider myself extremely creative and if i am ever looking at a bird in the oven the only things i'm thinking are "i hope this goddamn bird isnt undercooked" and "i hope this goddamn bird isnt overcooked".

Sometimes when I'm irritated I tend to flap my hands and arms around in frustration or otherwise do this weird gestured with my hands that looks like I'm trying to reel in an imaginary fish or something lol. Conscious that I look like a freak from an alternative perspective.

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haha reddit funny meme have an upboat

daily reminder that these "autistic things you do" threads are screenshotted by youtubers
youtube.com/watch?v=2BK5aasYyyc

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you can set the hair dryer to fan only

Why cant they leave us alone? This is not a zoo

I held on to my doorknob as i took off my jacket so as to avoid any static shocks.

I put my fingers in my butthole.

Sometimes I listen to these at work because reading isn't an option. Lowest effort content imaginable and their selection isn't even good

I put my fingers what what in my butthole.

not OP but he's probably just sensitive

I woke
This is very original

Modded Sonic 06.
I'm working on fixing the mach speed sections.
imgur.com/a/rIJL3hZ
Gif to show you that I'm not bullshitting.

whats up with the invisible sonic's shadow?

Playing it a D3D12 build of Xenia, the Xbox 360 emulator.
On Vulkan pretty much all shadowmaps for objects are missing, as seen here in this picture.

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I do everything autistically.
I don't think I've ever initiated and completed an action that wouldn't look awkward and pathetic if you played it back to someone.

i had a melt down in public and my handler did her best to keep the scene down but i could tell she wanted to beat me

>I start muttering "th-the form?" a few times
i relate to this on a spiritual level

>Be me
>Went to a Burger King
>Asked for Nuggets, Chips and some Coke
>Forget that the word "cup" exists so I say glass
>"Glass?" the cashier says
>I look at her with a deer in headlights stare
>"I meant liquid storage device" I reply
>"Do you mean cup-"
>"Yes." I cut her off to end this antic quickly
>I quickly pay for my things, take my food and beverage and walk out very fast. If I was to run I'd look like a hooligan.
I fucking hate myself.

>renaming everything down to the brigade level
Why? What did you name them?

oh nice. well that's a cool project anyway, keep us updated user

Browsed this god awful website

Hi. Please don't say pa******ko. Thank you. :)

ecchi master race

a few days ago but this qualifies.
>dad took me to christmas market because "we have to. it's christmas!"
>no one i have ever even seen is there
>get my favourite fast food to have something to enjoy
>stand around, see old high school teacher with her son who used to go to my grade
>it's sure been awhile but better than nothing
>step over to them, say hello
>teacher asks me what ive been doing
>"eating fast food mostly"
>they look at me confused, i walk away
>later dad tells me that they probably could figure out by themselves what i was doing then and there but that it might have interested them what i've been up to since high school.
another bridge burnt

PA-CHIN-KO

Called out this thread on being a repeat with the same image.