Does Jow Forums consider eating pussy to be alpha or beta?

It's alpha if you enjoy it. Beta if you don't like it but do it anyway.

>putting your face where piss, vaginal discharges, periods and other dicks go to

That's a yikes for me dawg

Yeah I've only ever done it with a long term girlfriend in high school. Didnt really enjoy it and have it done it since. this is also true

>clit is the only organ in the body made for pleasure
>ignore it
I shiggy

I've broken things off with girls because of bad taste and smell before. Don't live your life like that.

>not doing it after a shower.
>caring about anything after someone else has fucked it.

big yikers from me

my ex (and only) gf didn't like it because she was multiorgasmic and came every 5 seconds but I forced her anyway
and now I know I will not find another multiorgasmic girl ever, considering I'm going to have another gf in the next 9000 years

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skin bleaching

Found a squirter when I was 19, it was new for her too, never eat her out but each squirt came to my face I licked it, does it count ?
Never find another squirter since...

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I personally like it. It really helps with sex early on. Like, a girl will leave sex knowing you will please her. And it removes a lot of anxiety for both parties.

And besides, only niggers and muslims refuse to do it. Do you want to be a nigger?

>niggers refuse to do it
Have you ever listened to a lil wayne song lmao

I LOVE LICKING NICE CLEAN SHAVED PUSSED AND TIGHT ASSHOLE MMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM I TRULY LOVE IT

Eat the pussy, you pussy.

Pic provided is a good roadmap. Just remember the map is not the territory.
And other than that, this is the best advice on how to eat pussy I’ve ever heard.
pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5712f4fcadf9c

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It's either a brainwashed american or someone who is doing the whole niggers = whatever bad thing white people don't like about themselves thing.
It's really fucking weird.

1.Eating pussy is easy as fuck.
2.You only need communication and a vague understanding of how a cunny works.
3.A gross used up whore going down on a slightly less used up whore while talking up a storm =/= a good teaching aide for men.

If you initiate it and you want to do it is alpha.
If she initiates it, it is beta.
Yer dark vagina's suck

It’s beta. Beta as it gets. Subjecting yourself to a woman’s pleasure it’s untermesmch teir behavior
>b-but I enjoy it!
Even worse you have a predisposition to others pleasure over your own

Make a woman cum with your dick and stop being a little faggot who munches carpet. Even worse if you aren’t a woman’s first then your slobbing all over another mans ex dick sheath. Literally the Romans considered you gayer to eat a bitches pussy than to suck a dick and Ik for a fact those guys are wiser than the average Jow Forums poster

If a woman ever hits you with
>why don’t you eat me out

Reply with

>because I don’t want to

Women like getting choked, slapped in the face and spat in the mouth more than some fag on his hands and knees licking her clit like a good little boy

youtu.be/pzakh2OQhNk

I’m 0:22 everytime I see this fucking thread

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She was faking

You were getting pissed on you nasty fuck

>If you initiate it and you want to do it is alpha.
>If she initiates it, it is beta.
no. if you want to do it, do it. there is literally no alpha or beta involved. i get off on it so i do it. if i didn't i wouldn't.

>Faggot romaboos gaslighting retards
Who'd have thunk it?

>She was faking
for what purpose
5 seconds was an exaggeration

my ex was like that. not found anyone like her since. sex is shit compared to how it was with her losing her shit all the time and being so grateful she'd do pretty much anything. loved anal too. i miss her.

Daily reminder that Nero was a trap loving fag with mommy issues and Rome and Greece were hives of the utmost faggotry.

Vagina bleaching is a thing.

Same here
Yes

hmmm, I wonder ((WHO)) could be behind this post!

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Don’t you have some dudes to jerk off in a bathhouse you fruit

>not eating pussy and it's corresponding juices to hit your macros
Never gonna make it

Jews and sexual deviant academics hard push the tranny homosex thing in every society even making up and inserting it into the history of long dead societies. .
99.9% of all gay or transexual thing or creepy sex thing or allusion to monotheism in egypt was projection and fanfiction by perverts.

Sex should be pleasure for yourself.
Licking someone's salty and slimy pussy just for their enjoyment is beta.

Your knowledge of women is truly impressive...

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>Sex should be pleasure for yourself.
Sex is work, fucking is not meantto be pleasurable!
You should drive those bitches to worship you and your mighty hip thrust, back and glutes

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>other dicks
Cuck

Every seven years every cell in your body has been replaced, with the exception of bones and your brain

Technically that means shes a virgin every 7 years and spoilers so are you

alpha if you like it, beta if you don't

Anybody else slip their tongue in the puss or just me guys?