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no Jow Forums shit pls

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Subtle OC

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>By a. lmao
>Thanks to Myron Gaines

I got a 10/10 kek my guy

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>mommy

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Totally would

hugh woatmeigh cameo when?

>married to this calorie thief
>still getting cucked

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u faggots mirin this bulk?

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Obligatory taco goblin

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Why do you hate what has always been attractive. Women have been at their MOST BEAUTIFUL AT THEIR BIGGEST

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THE FUCKIN MEXICAN KID

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>no Jow Forums shit
>pls dont post hate facts they make me have bad fee fees

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Who can, in her right mind, write shit like this

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You have to be tall, fit and have a big dick to fun this

ahahahaha, and here i was raging over my fucking rowing machine breaking today. Thx user, this really cheered me up

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>in her right mind

thats the rub user

Is there a more recent study on the same topic? Thatbis the first thing fatties will attack

Definitely happened

mirin dirty bulk

TRACTORS DONT EVEN GO THAT FAST KEK

t. city boi

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>no Jow Forums shit pls
Too bad, fucko

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I'd like to see you run 50km/h

>no Jow Forums shit pls

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Florida must be such a fun place to live

>.....if a chair breaks under your brilliance..

Jesus fuck

heh

its sweltering hot and humid all the fucking time, it drives people mad.

>Pants are a social construct

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>Jow Forums
>Facts
He went too Deep into the meme

Pretty fair request, Jow Forums can't meme anymore, this thread is fun so far, lets keep It that way

Jesus the king of the Gungans has really let himself go since beginning his transition.

>king of the Gungans
Boss Nash you underage faggot

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looks like a l4d3 boomer model leak

why... i mean how... oh my god i dont want to know

It's perfectly fine on the coast

*Nass

Holy shit, underreporting food intake by over 40%, and overreporting exercise by over 50%. That is full-on delusional levels of self-deception and denial.

> fat sex is just hot

Kek'd

Funny, because the girl taking the video isn't petite either

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>Stairs are bullshit
No they aren't. In the event of a house fire, you would be burned alive, while any able-bodied person would be saving family members, pets, sentimental possessions, etc.
I like taking stairs 2 or 3 at a time to flex on fatties.

This has to be fake, right?
Who would discredit their own political cause like this? But would alt-righters really do something like this? Deepfake?
Im disgusted and confused

>>Pants are a social construct
I mean, she's not wrong. But so is the set of rules that say I shouldn't punch her disgusting fucking face in. So maybe she shouldn't be so quick to disregard social constructs
Also, some people don't have a 10cm layer of blubber protecting their body from the cold and NEED clothing. She's being extremely ableist by rejecting clothes

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lmao fake and gay

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This better be fake

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i wish i could eat like this, i'm struggling to eat three eggs and a glass of milk right now

>putting an ICP sticker on the casket
lmao

Egg whites if you're cutting or maintaining.
Full Eggs if you're bulking.

tbf, i've seen an alt right fag do pretty much literally the same thing but on discord

Fuck, kekked hard.

Also, look who's back.

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i'm bulking, i'm escaping Auschwitz one egg at a time

Literately preaching; destroy yourselves.

What are food stamps exactly? How do they work. Could someone explain this in brief. How has the US become such a crazy place.

You can do 8 eggwhite scrambles, for like a lot of protein for the calories a few eggs give.

How can you tell? She is thin

>reducing fat to lose weight
Wow, thanks 1977 dietary recommendations! I'll be sure to eat plenty of fat-free grains and sugar as well.

>8 eggs a day
I live with my parents still, they won't let me eat 8 eggs a day

>chubby cheeks
>chubby arm

Basically it's a debit card that can only be used on food, but you can't use it for hot food, but you can use it for junk food. It's feeding the poor so niggers don't get too violent.

It's calories dipshit. Fat has calories. egg whites are insanely efficient with 30 cal for 8g of protein. This is swining the other way to going FAT IS GOOD while ignoring fat has tons of calories Eggwhite are the most efficient protein source.

Then make scrambles with spinach, and maybe avacado (omega 3's are what people tend to lack), and you have a good breakfast or lunch.

Egg whites. Just buy a jug of egg whites from the store. Typically in cartons.

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Those aren't chubby cheeks or a chubby arm. No double chin. She's just a woman with normal female fat distribution. Not super athletic looking, but not chubby. Looks like princess Jasmine from Aladdin.

Fat is good. The calorie density doesn't matter.

Reduce carb intake to cut bodyfat. Insulin prevents fat burning. Glucose also prevents fat burning independent of insulin.

Can they be used for produce? Surely it's not just for junk food

>The calorie density doesn't matter.

It's literally Calorie In, Calories Out.

Check your egg white privilege

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Food stamps are a hidden subsidy for processed food giants. They say its for the poor but they know morons spend it on brand name products regardless of price, quality, or nutrition.

About 50% of Kraft revenue comes from food stamps.

If you want to burn fat and keep muscle its all about insulin. Fat has the lowest insulin response. On a cut your highest calorie intake should be fat, followed by protein, with minimal or no carbs.

Of course, it *could* be used for produce, meat, and staples, but the poor are generally poor because they're stupid, not because life just gets them down, so they blow it on luxuries.
Also this. Then again, I'm not really opposed to food subsidies. Having an independent food supply, and financially stable farmers, is a national security concern.

CARBS CARBS CARBS
WHY DO I NOT FEEL FULL
CARBS CARBS CARBS
MY BODY JUST NEEDS MORE
CARBS CARBS CARBS
ALL I EAT IS CARBS

They should be subsidising healthy food like eggs and dairy.

Poor people dependent on the government shouldn't be allowed to choose what food they buy. They are clearly retarded and too easily manipulated by advertising.

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Yes, by adjust macro-nutrient content people are adjusting the "CO" portion of CICO.
Carbohydrates provoke a high insulin response. High insulin decreases BMR, which decreases CO.
Fats do not prompt a high insulin response, allowing BMR to remain high, which leads to a higher CO.
These are not mutually exclusive concepts. There is just a gap in the dialogue.

DIRTY BULKS DONE DIRT CHEAP

Show them some studies, argue your point. I was raised with the common wisdom that 3 eggs weekly is a max and so were my parents. I'm eating 8+ eggs a day now and they don't bat an eye. At most they'll complain I ate all the eggs.
Calories Out isn't as easily controlled as Calories In. If you feel like shit and won't give the workout your all, CO gets impacted
Try raw. Start with a single one, see if you can stomach it. It's not for everyone but I personally love it. I often break 8 eggs in a tall glass and chug for breakfast

Who the fuck steals an old lady's anything?