Suicide general

How do I find someone to help me kill myself?

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Usually a suicide is commited solo. If you want somebody to "basically" kill you, you can:
>pull out a knife on policeman and hope he is going to shoot you
>get in a drunken fist fight and hope that someone will break your skull
>go to switzerland for euthanasia
>piss off some schizoid and force him to kill you

I have no further ideas about this issue user.

user, please don't commot suicide.

Call a crisis hotline please

join daesh

>help me kill myselff

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>he thinks suicide hotline actually helps
Good luck paying for those mandatory therapy sessions and anti-depressants.

not bad idea user. There is potential for cool drone strike footage and 72 virgins so I suggest OP does this since it might be a win-win situation.

dont do it. Last thing that goes through the heads of those people who tried to kill themselves and survived by jumping of golden gate bridge was how they could fix all their problems if they tried. I know it sounds like normie tier advice but please don't do it

All those require effort and going outside

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No you brainlet. You can just pick up your phone and call the police to get there. If you are bit smart they should come to your apartment and shoot you there.

Also you should definetely kill yourself for being such a lazy piece of shit.