/britfeel/

Ate a full tub of BBQ pringles and a 1 litre of sunny D

Doubled down on that lass, said I was drunk but the offer to eat her arse always stands

Pleb tier. Absolutely hated the fucking xindi, only good part of the xindi was the nazi bit. Liked the theme song though

Ds9, coming up to the end of s2, never watched ENT

What does it mean to eat ass? Like actually lick her bumhole?

Aye lad like a watermelon

I'm going to join Ziggeh in the land of dreams. Na night all

>tfw work with AI daily
>People don't realise how many different models you need to see % improvements
>Realise it's still a long way away from being commercially viable and or useful

A man can dream lads.

That's disgusting mate

Never seen any star trek
Do I need to watch the original or can I start from tng?

>think you mean far worse
I'm an optimist... nah you're right.
>end up jumping off the railway bridge
Let me join you if you ever do. Be nice to go with someone else I think. Good luck though. Got your New Year's resolutions ready?

Na night ziggeh my sweet stardust I miss you lots

You can't get a disease from a watermelon

Look up the /tv/ episode guide for TNG because the first season is really bad, similar to TOS.

Need to stop biting my nails lads. Managed to get them long for a couple of months in 2017, but that was it. Can coincide with the whole new years resolution thing too

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Voyager is my favourite star trek, is that pleb tier? Had a crush on that klingon chick growing up

Honestly lads, having your bum licked is fucking horrible and weird.

Good show lad
Make sure to watch ENT in all it's cheesy shitty glory when you're done with DS9

Had a girl finger my arse, never licked though. Fingering was a bit rough I imagine a lick would feel more like a tickle

Reminder that Voyager ended when they reached warp 10 because that apparently allowed for instant travel anywhere and the doctor reversed the lizard thing.
Reminder that Voyager is NON-CANON because in the films warp speeds go up to about warp 13

Looking at the radio .. funny stuff.

>Stop discussing /britfeel/ radio edition
Host really desperate to put a stopper on all the accurate negativity

Anybody else wish they were legitimately dead?
I wish I was dead
Said thanks my friend, thought that I was dead
Oh why oh why

kill me fgt

Had a crush on the pink lass from andromeda
Simple as

as a fellow nibbler using a nail clipper always leaves such an uncomfortable result that I end up going back to biting

What's wrong Big Man Lee, Ziggeh not giving you luvin any more mate?

Had my taint ticked once, was rather nice

Should i go for it lads?

Might be nice

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Sorry my bad. I watched the saints game, I'm watching the radio after.

If my pc is shutting off during a game is it the psu? I checked the temps and the are fine.

You're in for a real treat, 2 fun-packed hours!

Any /Giles from gogglebox/ lad in?

Remember when Zeus said that he hated tripfags who anonposted lmao

>Do you wanna go out sometime?
I'm busy
>I really like you though
We should just be friends
>I don't want to be friends
Then we should stop talking
>But I love you
Stop

This is how it ends. Every time. I am incapable of having a female friend.

>48
he's 53, it's a catfish lad

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Possibly, you get any BSOD? How olds the psu?

Fuck off you have shit taste.
DS9 is best trek, but ENT is the comfiest trek.
My man.

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Any good movies to watch? I've been looking for sci fi movies and the only good one I've watched recently is Arrival

Event Horizon lad if you haven't seen it

No BSOD. Shuts off like I had a power cut. 5.5 years old.

Sunshine is good as well lad

no he said he hated it when they anonposted to big themselves up

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I suspect he said this to test Hammond.
He wanted to see if he would confront him on even the most ironic of observations and Hammond dismally failed the test.
I think this made Zeus realise that /britfeel/ Radio can continue because the dynamic of snivelling imbecile and brash opinionated Northerner was re-established after Hammond was being so anti-Zeus yesterday.

Just be friends with the girl, get comfortable around the opposite sex

yea, I ended up just filing them last time

I'll check it out now

Oh I loved Sunshine, it's my 2nd fav sci fi movie behind Arrival

Hate when cunts flush piss. You're wasting water.

Soft sci fi but Another Earth, Melancholia, Under The Skin, Upstream Colour are all top tier films

>friends
I'm not that type of person.
Friendship is what? Talking to them meaninglessly for hours to no end?
I have all the friendship I need here.

I've had indigestion since christmas day

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I'd highly recommend Melancholia too
It's probably my fav film or at least one of em

Zeus is a man who says it on his sleeve.

I'm quite done with defending him. But he is worth defending for.

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>6 January exams
>Only had 4 last year

Fuck sake

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My nose is absolutely fucked. I constantly feel the need to pick because there is always dried shit on the sides, when I wake up in the morning I have to pick out dried blood/bogeys and sneeze loads of dried blood shit out. Anyone have any idea why? could it be a dry nose from central heating?

>no friends
>ONLY FUCK HOLE!

You need to learn how to be friends with a woman if you want to wife one, brainlet

Well, if you treat women like sex objects then you'll never have a meaningful relationship

>Match with woman on tinder
>Seems nice and pretty keen
>Turns out she's married
>Wants me to fuck her while her husband watches

Is this a good idea?

After getting dumped once
I have decided I wont ever bother with women again, I happy to just die a virgin because its not gonna happen for me

Neither of you were able to define friendship.
And a relationship has more to it than sex.

Nice one lad, I saw it in the cinema. You seen that bird box film on netflix? It's not bad

I reckon the lads are at their most handsome at this time of year because we're all wearing our new clothes and jammies mummy got us

and we're all thicc from chocky and our roasts
BBW GANG

just woke up should i drink and watch movies?

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How do you lads get anything decent on tinder? Just end up getting ghosted or blanked tbqh

bollocks. loads of normies objectify woman and form relationships with them

what about a booze free movie fren?

Who the fuck is THAT autistic that they need friendship explained to them?

i got comfy new pants too

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the people who do well on tinder are chads

You do realize that every single one of those chaddy normie Deanos that gob off about women are just holes to use are completely different around their wives/gf's right?

just got to read one more book before the end of the year and I'll have beaten my Goodreads 2018 goal of reading 24 books

gonna do Beowulf cause it's short enough to get done in the last few days

It's my birthday lads!

Getting uncomfortably closer to 30 tbqh

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Go ahead then lad.
I'm waiting.

how would you know then mr private eye

Go for it lad, I personally couldnt because having a guy watch me would be weird but a shags a shag

>gonna do Beowulf
gonna do an English translation of Beowulf*

yes, obviously, and you could apply the same to the lad you said that to.

Yeah but they go for slags, we have higher standards

>a booze free movie
I dont think I have any movies good enough to watch sober

>Who the fuck is THAT autistic that they need friendship explained to them?
A retard trying to make some kind of vague point to defend their dumb view on relationships.

You know when you talk to someone, and you both like the same sort of things? You enjoy each others company and look forward to seeing them/speaking to them again? Even if all you talk about is meaningless pap? Someone that gets you and you get in turn?

That, yeah?

I'm glad eating ass is seen as normal these days, 5 years ago a lass would look at me like a freak if I offered to lick her arsehole

Had a chicken tikka for dinner today and I've been really out of breath since.
What's the deal?

Because, unlike you dickless virgins, I have actually had sex and been in relationships.

happy birthday laddo, does it get any easier the older you get?

Thanks for the reminder anonymous poster

Got a day off work tomorrow so are going to have a couple hour excursion or maybe more to the town of Hartlepool, what happens there? Sounds like my hometown of Grimsby but with more government stuff.

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Posting selfies of yourself again mr Cooke? You're a revolting attention whore.
Gee I wish people in this thread would follow the rules.

*leans in*

don't talk to me

not really, they go for normal girls, unless you are saying the average girl is a slag.