CHRISTMAS IS OVER THREAD

t. retard who does not know what "larping" actually is, and parrots it because his epic internet buddies say it

>Dad molested my niece AGAIN
>No one did anything about it
>Everyone just pretended it didn't happen
>Including me

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look i dont know what the fuck youre on about with the parrot but you can stick it up your arse
i only came here to call you a faggot
faggot

t. retard who got called out on being a retard

>r/thedonald immigrant parroting slightly old Jow Forums memes
>doesn't understand what larping means and tries to call others out on it
>too knew to remember pre-trump Jow Forums
Every day since your site kicked you off, you've posted the same old tired shit. Just stop posting, dumbass.

too bad you'll never be chad
cya later nerd ima fuck my girl now
fyi she thinks youre a betaboy

I've been here pre deletion, as you are unlikely to have been.

Looking over your Dad's shoulder while he jerked it to loli hentai doesn't count, newfag.

the equivalent of being called a kid in game chat then calling that person a 12 year old because you dont have any way to come back from that
because you know its true

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Gather round boys

>I need to pay for college so I'm working part time at a grocery store
>it's like two weeks before Christmas so I'm super busy with boomers buying shit to make Christmas dinners and also parents buying presents
>manager makes me restock the soup shelves
>stock the shelves and as I'm about to leave, a cute blonde in booty shorts calls me back to reach something on the top shelf
>This girl may have been a thot but I was thirsty and those tits could feed a whole village with how they poked out of that shirt
>Grab her item and ask her if she's doing anything later, I had my lunch in the next 30 mins
>she's single, her boyfriend just broke up her and she's all alone for the holidays
>I hit the fucking jackpot
>take her number and ask her to meet me by the food court
>power through my shift and go meet her
>just a cheap lunch of McDonald's wageslavery doesn't pay that well
>she's happy for the company anyways
>lunch is about to end and I'm just about to wrap it up with her and ask if we can meet again
>she pulls me in and kisses me
>like holy shit, she could suck out my soul if she wasn't careful
>she asks if we can continue
>at this point didn't give a shit if I got fired, I was hooked
>she takes me to her car and we make out for a few minutes
>I wanted to go further but she said we can't, she's not ready for it
>I really wanted to play with those babyfeeders
>say our goodbyes and go back to my shift
>manager didn't even notice so I was lucky
>we texted every day following up to Christmas

Will continue if anybody is interested.

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this probably isnt true
if it is... i wish i had your level of confidence if it can really be that easy

>jerk off to traps all day
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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t. semantics faggot who got called out on being an utter failure

It's true for Chad. It's not true for you.

pfft oh my god kid you took my post seriously?
what are you retarded or something?
pfft i would never do something so stupid
do us all a favor and jump off a cliff retard
your family wont miss you, i doubt you have any friends or aquaintances who would
the world just doesnt need people like you, kiddo
y'understand me?

Don't underestimate thots, especially if they're fresh out of a relationship.
They need attention like a vampire needs blood

I'm going to continue
>Christmas Eve
>she complaining that she's lonely and wants company
>I was living alone in an apartment and was supposed to go visit my family for Christmas
>but... pussy
>lie to my mom and tell her I'm too sick to come
>go over to her place
>it's way nicer than the shithole I could afford with my income
>I guess having sugar daddies must have paid well, she had a 72"" flat screen on her wall and all her shit looked fresh out of Ashley
>She's happy to see me and throws herself in my arms
>I lock the door because it's about to go full Discovery channel in here
>she's wearing just a white shirt and panties so she's basically ready to go
>start with the making out from yesterday, take my time to really explore her body and feel up her chest, waist, hips, ass
>she's moving her arms up and down my back and it feels nice, her nails are a little sharp but it's like running a comb on your back if anything
>My cock is up and crowing and I could feel her peach leaking on my left thigh
>She looks at me with most cutest yet lustful smile I've ever seen
>later jumps off me and skips to pull a condom out from one of the drawers
>winks at me to follow her to the bedroom
>here were go

Will continue, give me a minute to write up what I recall.

>not joining in on the molesting
Lol gay retard

>including me
Faggot
Complete fucking faggot

>cousin's kids keep trying to play with my prosthetic
>boomer uncle who grew up with everything talking about how "Yeah I only get depression rarely" as if it's a fucking cold you just catch and it's gone in a few days
>father nagging at me to "just get back on that horse and get another job" as if anything I could get would pay as much as the government money I get I'm a disabled veteran
>end up just doing shots with my aunt's husband's brother's barely-legal daughter in the basement just because I want some quiet
>on the ride home my dad thinks I was trying to fuck her and is annoyed at me
>crawl into bed and play video games until I fall asleep
At least the lunch with my mom's side of the family was okay. There was some nice homemade pie and I got a lot of hugs and watched Die Hard with a few other people.

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The picture says it all here.

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Smoked liked two packs of cigarettes in order to spend as much time on the back porch as possible away from my family

They're all loud and type-a and don't understand why I'm not so passionate about sports and Trump that I want to scream at the top of my lungs across the house about it

They're kind of all assholes

Are you going to finish this or not

I said I'd need to recall what happened?
>take off my pants and my shirt, I'm left in only my boxers
>walk into the bedroom
>her shirt is hanging on the end of the king sized bed
>her tits are perky and creamy with little nipples which are standing up
>my dick is poking out of boxers like it wants to tear them
>can't even think straight, the little fucker is stealing all the blood from the rest of my body
>jump on the bed next to her and start kissing her from her lips to her belly and playing with her tits
>she's moaning cute and airy moans, she's really into this
>her lips gloss was sweet, must have been raspberry flavored and she must have taken a shower before I arrived to have that peach scented soap still on her
>we're making for a good while until she finally has enough and yanks my boxers off and sees my naked throbbing dick
>she looks at it like she's a little disappointed but she still takes the condom from earlier out of its package and puts it on me
>she slides her panties to the side and starts riding me
>she's tight and warm, reminds me of jerking off with vaseline but the way she shakes her hips gets me going
>eventually force myself on top of her and start doing it missionary style
>put my hands on her waist and start thrusting like I want her pussy to tear my dick off
>she's grabbing the sheets and pillows and trying not to scream but you can see the tears coming from her closed eyes as her tits oscillate with each thrust
>pressure is building up, I'm going to NUT any moment
>she's spazzing out like she's having a seizure so her climax must be close too
>do about 20 more hard and fast thrust before my dick gives up and busts, I swear I felt the condom leaking inside her
>she gives a big scream as she finally reached her climax
>we stare at each other out of breath for a few minutes
>pull out, the condom was so full that cum really was leaking out but I tied it and threw it away.
>pass out next to her

Finish the story?

Well, should have kept it all encrypted. Serves you right.

As long as there's a good ending, proceed

Not bad stuff

Yea go ahead and continue the story, user

>And then everyone clapped
ororo

why did i make this thread? so chad can come in here and fuck it all up??

idk if this is a good ending but

>must have been out for a few minutes next thing I saw was her in the bathroom cleaning herself up
>she was naked so her ass and curves were on full display
>she sees me staring and smiles
>walks to the bed and lays down next to me
>we're eye to eye now, her baby blue eyes looked so endearing at that point
>"user, do you love me?"
>not even sure how to answer, she was clearly a thot and would most likely cuck me with Jamal but sex with her was the greatest shit I've felt since I discovered jerking off after taking zinc and drinking milk for a week
>just looking at her post sex state with the messed up hair and somewhat sweaty scent was enough to make me rise up for round 2
>fuck it I can always ghost her if it doesn't work out
>say yes
>she covers her mouth
>I think I saw a tear forming
>she puts her hand on my back and draws me closer
>"user please don't just say that my last bf left me nearly suicidal I just can't take another breakup"
>oh fuck I'm going to turn a hoe into a housewife or be responsible for a mental breakdown
>not thinking that well since my dick was drawing away my brain's blood so I just draw her in closer and start fucking her again
>she's smiling as I rail her, like she's really in love while I'm just doing what my dick feels like
>she repeats I love you with every thrust
>I'm lasting longer since my body hasn't fully reloaded the clip but I'm just staring into her eyes as I go in and out of her
>bring her in for a kiss
>finish but it's barely even a 1/10th of what I shot into a condom moments ago
>I can barely roll myself off her, I must have lost something important in one of those cumshots
>I take a look at her pussy and it's leaking my cum
>she's smiling at me as she gets on top and does one last kiss
>"user I haven't felt like this before, even with my last bf maybe you're the one"
>she pulls a comforter over us
>it's getting dark so I sleep

Final part up next boys, damn limits.

Maybe if you stopped jerking off to cartoon boys and girls with dicks and started Jow Forumsness, you could join the Chads.

Thots will fuck anybody as long as he's not a complete uggo.

Must be nice user, and good story plz continue

And the conclusion

>wake up with her cuddling me
>I feel very warm, both thanks to the comforter and her warm breasts and tummy
>try to silently leave but she wakes up and kisses me
>guess this is me now
>"Good morning, sleep well?"
>I'd appreciate more if her morning breath wasn't that strong
>It's Christmas now
>dick is up but hurts a little after yesterday's fuck sessions
>she giggles as she says she didn't get me anything for Christmas
>I didn't get her anything either so I guess it was fine
>she grabs my dick
>"You'll have to accept this"
>starts stroking me, really puts attention to the tip
>don't even resist, her grip was better than mine
>she gets frustrated that I haven't cum and starts sucking me off,
>blow load so hard I swear my balls were about to quit on me I felt my prostate throb in my ass
>she swallows it
>"user, I'm so glad you love me because I love you very much"
>'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
>And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
>Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
>Need you by my side

that....was really fucking gay homie

>>'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling
>>And every time we kiss I swear I could fly
>>Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last
>>Need you by my side

Baited

Fucking kek

We all gay as fuck, having read that.

I was honestly expecting this to be the part where you reveal she had a dick the entire time.

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Kill him, you fucking pussy.

I know this thread isn't really being taken seriously.

But my worst story from this year was being shit on at work for talking about lasers and realizing I'm an unlovable autistic piece of shit as a result and now I see human disgust everywhere I go.

I think 2019 might be better though.

Kek'd
Like I haven't seen bait like that before

Your local grocery store has a food court inside, or is it inside a mall?