/fph/ Fat “People” Hate

/fph/ Fat “People” Hate

So I’m guessing Schumer’s pic is shooped - I think it would have been better if half of her face was missing too

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Never actually saw Prison Break - any good?

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>people

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Say this to all fat kids, not just yours

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k

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Kekked and Savage

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Fuck I should have cropped out the bullshit

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Anyone have that donut curls and roid rage image?

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>The ass on that greek mozaic
Bros...

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First season is worth a watch if you have the same taste I had 14 years ago

>people

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What a way to go.

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I feel bad for him though, he's dealt with depression and suicide all his life. And I'm pretty sure he's lost that weight since the 2nd pic was taken.

Yea I remember liking him back when I watched the first couple seasons of Flash and I think you’re right he is healthier again, I actually think that second pic is pretty old

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I don't understand user.

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lads anyone have any idea how the sets in mcdonalds monopoly work? Ive taken all my mates tabs and dont wanna have nothing to show for it.

You know you’re fat when you name your pets after food

What is this meant to mean? I don't consider that thing on the left to be a beautiful woman. A person being the focus of an art piece doesn't mean they are considered attractive.

I'm pretty sure all the regions have at least one uber rare property making it impossible to fill up. Anyway the only way way to get value from maccies monopoly is to get with fries and drink, which is a no go

>fat people who don't finish their food in public
>fat people who waste food in public
Just fucking die already. I hate seeing people 3x my size eat 1/3rd the size of my meal. They might as well start openly lying to people to their face.

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It makes fun of how fast these HAES fatties would give up being fat if they could

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My fellow murricans, how do we go about instilling a weight limit on social security disability benefits?

It angers me beyond words that my hard earned burger bux are spent on sustaining these whales. I think a 400lb limit is a good start, then work down from there. Where do we go to propose this while being taken seriously? How to lobby?

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>test results conveniently end before HSV 2

big think

What would that be? (Brainlet here)

It's herpes. Herpes Simplex Virus

>this picture is very calming
I’m kind of confused boys. The way they think just boggles me

How about we just get rid of it?

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Anyone else ever want to punch fat people when you see them? Not maliciously but just to feel their squidgy belly wobble? My sister started putting on wieght recently and she's gained a bit of a tummy. When I saw her recently I kept slapping her belly and calling her chunkle. (Not hard enough to hurt mind you)
She said she's going on a diet recently so I guess bullying works

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What message boards do these fatties post their stories and threads and HAES rhetoric on?

I’ve always had a talent for subtle satire and I think I could get some really good OC by posting some satiric stories and questions on these sites.

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I think in itself disability benefits is a good thing that helps a lot of people and families who have to deal with that, but it's massively abused to criminal scales. I'd almost call it terrorism.

Come back when you hit puberty

Sorry user, Wendy's trained them so well that they'll grasp at literally any straw they can

umm... no. the one on the left is a male skeleton and the one on the right is a photoshopped gorilla skeleton.

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>p

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Private charity is more efficient and secure.

Tumblr, Twitter, Reddit, Resetera.

did you fucking REaD the text?

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I hope one of you did that because I fucking kek'd

>ugly jowl monster turns into bottom pic
no way in hell did that happen

can we simplify the pic even more

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So what’s next? Acid washed jeans with fake shit streaks on the back?

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Supreme minimalism

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As a female with natural non saggy jowels, one she's smiling so you don't notice, two gradual weight loss makes a big difference, fat honestly hides beauty for many. Unfortunately I wasn't a part of that many, but anyways, she probably got some surgery for the saggy skin, it shouldn't cost that much.

The one on the left is a male skeleton

>still 755B file
You can go smaller, user

>gradual weight loss
photos are dated from Nov 2nd to 18 hours ago
>I’m a female
neat

It’s gross virgie tovar, femanon. If she actually lost weight she would have been burned at the stake by her followers as a HAESeritic

Are you guys even on the level of intentionally accelerating fatty demise?
Pretty weak hate

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How's this?

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10/10, sir

>What are these dimensio- ooooh
Very good user

You guys may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
youtube.com/watch?v=to7BMBJR9P4

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Asslets will be grossed out by this

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Is that a ham?

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Good job user

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Not even lifting could save that ugly female orc.

>bbwroyalty

always gets me

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Fuck whoever made this. Ever since I started counting calories and eating the serving size on the box I've both lost weight and not gone hungry. Fatties need to realize their stuffing their gobs purely out of laziness and boredom not because their hungry.

Sorry I am stupid for not noticing it. I guess I was trying to find hope where there was none and am consistently selfish at an intrapersonal level.

I hate fat people, most of them have it so easy. All they need to do is lose weight and they can easily have a happy life. See when you're fat you can't really be called genetically unattractive because you aren't at your natural weight. Imagine being that one male poster who got Jow Forums and still have a jacked up face and mediocre frame.

All they need to do is stop eating.

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>So what’s next?
Shirts and pants with pre-armpit, back and belly fat sweat stains

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>Send Hate Mail
Hate mail? I'd tell him to make the burgers greasier, fattier, more lard infused. I support this man in his quest to kill fatties ironically with food.

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I think Amy Schumer is a disgusting fat sow but at the same time I want to pin her against a wall by the throat and ram her ass

Kind of disgusted by my sex drive tbqh famalam. Sometimes I see an old bitch and want to bend them over the nearest table. If she's under 40 and her BMI is also under 40 I probably would stick my ween in it. Typical college girl healthy BMI? Forget about it I want to fuck her throat with the might of 1,000 suns regardless of her butterface/disability/whatever

Frankly you name it I'll fuck it. Feels good to vent gotta suppress that IRL so I feel normal

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Goatse?

Anyone used to lick the front of their CRT TV when they were a boy? Just far enough away so you could feel the lightening?

You nearly tricked me. Bottom is looks quite like an former hambeast who would win to the genetic lottery.

>put tinfoil on it once
>resulting shock literally kills you

Every woman looks bad above a 20 BMI

tell that to my dick I want to fuck everything with a pulse

One of the more interesting pics in these threads for a while.

The idea is that despite all their “love your fat body” talk, if there was a cheap pill they could take to eat whatever they wanted and never work out and yet still maintain a fit body, would any of them actually choose to still be fat?

You can clearly see the levels are the same as the HSV1, brainlet. Though it is a shocker that the whore is negative.

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Sex drive is weird, there's an urge to copulate even with those below your standards

THere's also the fun experience where your dick is far, far more racist than you are.

No way fag, my dick is much less racist than I am.

30,000 Calories in a day, holy shit. That's 2,143 Calories a day for 14 days straight. She knocks that shit back in 12 hours, wew lad.

Would the toilet even survive the morning after?

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/fa/ has nothing on HAES fashion

If you disassemble a CRT screen you can lick the flyback transformer, feels pretty good

There are two strains of Herpes, HSV-1 and HSV-2
Usually HSV-1 is the oral type and HSV-2 the genital type, however you can get HSV-1 genitay and HSV-2 oraly as well.
She has at least HSV-1 and probably HSV-2 as well.
If a person with oral herpes gives you a blowjob, you can get genital herpes from that even when wearing a condom.

No, she doesn't. That antibody level is below the bare minimum the analyzer can detect, meaning it is very likely zero, or at the absolute most is so small that it is clinically insignificant. Don't be the retard that thinks any number other than zero is a positive. Most analyzers can't reliably tell the difference between a hard zero and an insignificantly minute amount, so they give the safe answer of "well, it's definitely lower than what I can read, but there MIGHT be SOMETHING."

>r*ddit refugee thread

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Man, how can a tiny white picture make me lose.

That's a killer question. Of course, if asked so, the fat positivists would answer "no, I like myself as I am now!", but how many of them would stay "true" to their ideal, if given the chance to magically puff away all the fat by popping a pill?

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>Chunkle
Fucking kek

>taking Orlistat
>fat people will take this drug and eat high fat diets
>this results in orange leaking
>the only time I see orange is in the toilet
>no leakage what so ever


To be honest they can actually take some drugs and watch their weight fly off. Comes at a cost tho

>be me before Jow Forums
>dyel pussy, wouldn't stand up for myself
>match with a girl on tinder
>she's cute
>she's down to meet up
>pull up to her place as she's coming out
>is that even her?
>I've heard of cameras adding 10lbs but not taking off 100
>as I'm deciding whether I should go through with this or drive off now she opens the door
>"Wow user you're really good looking, just like your photos"
>"Yeah, thanks"
bet you motherfuckers thought I was gonna say "Yeah, you too" no way in hell was this girl attractive
>we start driving, presumably to look for someplace to bang in the back seat
>really trying to come up with a reason to drop her off at home
>completely blank
>fuck it, too much of a pussy to back out so I might as well get it over with
>we move to the back seat and she takes off her panties
>whatsthatsmell.jpg
>whatever, start fingering her
>smell gets stronger
>smells like cheese puffs, not even cheetos but those orange styrofoam packing peanuts with the cheese dust on them
>the windows are rolled up and the smell is only getting worse
>based gag reflex kicks in
>start dry heaving
>"I'm so sorry I feel really nauseous, I must have a stomach bug or something"
>drive her home

TLDR: Never fuck fat chicks, Never swipe right if they don't have at least one full body photo

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lol that looks like a big onahole

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