I hate having a small penis so much. No one would ever want to be my friend

I hate having a small penis so much. No one would ever want to be my friend

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these threads are so fucking gay.

but...how big is it OP?

It's 2 and a half inches. Please dont laugh at me

i'll be your friend OP but im a guy

my condolences OP. I would be your friend, and you could come hang out with me while I do drugs (but not in a degenerate way) when you get sad because you can't get laid.

We could be a fun team. I would be non-functional because I'm constantly on heroin, pills, or weed. But I would be an aloof and carefree guy.

You could be more anxious, and pessimistic, despite being a relatively healthy person. Non-functioning because of your crippling soical ancxiety and inability to sleep with women.

We won't get laid, and it might end in a suicide-pact...but we could be friends

omg i want to suck your cute micropenis

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1" or 10" inch penis, chances are if you're here, it wouldn't have made a difference.

id like to be your friend then if possible
you would? thanks
id suck yours back. its probably a lot bigger than mine

>everyone on r9k is a virgin xD
speak for yourself, loser, I fucked my 25th woman, a milf from a christmas party and I'm only 21

yeah mine is a lot bigger, I would jerk it off while i sucked your micropeen

can i be your discord friend? i dont have anyone to talk to at all. please post it

I was just fucking with you degenerate dicklet, don't message me again

y-yes sir. i wont bother you again

SegaSaturnOverlord#7599

not me

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very cool, mr. bolger.

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Good. Now stop being a fucking degenerate and read Mein Kampf

okay, friend! I...I don't really know where to start? I don't have many friends. I...I think you're supposed to be the main character , OP. I'm just here to cue the laugh track and occasionally offer some sage wisdom.

25 women? Jesus christ you are a manwhore. Have some god-damn self respect. I have dated whores in the past, because they have low self-respect and will love me unconditionally, so I know that you must be a really sad and insecure person to have slept with 25 women.

Fags create the dumbest pants on head with shit rolling down your neak retarded situations. Like whenever you meet someone for the first time you just fucking grab their crotch aggressively. Then you just look at them in the eye as you draw you hand back "Good, thought you might of had a small dick......fucking hate those small dick guys. I'm only friends with people I know have a large dick.".

>tfw your dad has a bigger dick than you

Yegmai#3708
Add me (maybe)

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Gay guy with a big dick and a small penis fetish looking to get you high and then fuck you in the ass, be aware