I hate having a small penis so much. No one would ever want to be my friend
I hate having a small penis so much. No one would ever want to be my friend
Tyler Ortiz
Christian Harris
these threads are so fucking gay.
but...how big is it OP?
William Bennett
It's 2 and a half inches. Please dont laugh at me
Ian Harris
i'll be your friend OP but im a guy
Michael Stewart
my condolences OP. I would be your friend, and you could come hang out with me while I do drugs (but not in a degenerate way) when you get sad because you can't get laid.
We could be a fun team. I would be non-functional because I'm constantly on heroin, pills, or weed. But I would be an aloof and carefree guy.
You could be more anxious, and pessimistic, despite being a relatively healthy person. Non-functioning because of your crippling soical ancxiety and inability to sleep with women.
We won't get laid, and it might end in a suicide-pact...but we could be friends
Ethan Miller
omg i want to suck your cute micropenis
Oliver Thomas
1" or 10" inch penis, chances are if you're here, it wouldn't have made a difference.
Nathan Walker
id like to be your friend then if possible
you would? thanks
id suck yours back. its probably a lot bigger than mine
Ethan Long
>everyone on r9k is a virgin xD
speak for yourself, loser, I fucked my 25th woman, a milf from a christmas party and I'm only 21
Jose Jones
yeah mine is a lot bigger, I would jerk it off while i sucked your micropeen