AAUSTRALIA THREAD

Ey cunt where abouts

Bum.p thi.s shi.t y.a fa.t cun.t

Took my place mang, moved from the states to here, drinkin and thingken about Terry Davis
Never was sad about the death of a celebrity but he always felt like a crazy uncle that no one liked but you
Rest in piece

Where the greens roam wild, Northcote is my kingdom

Your 81km from me mate

Jeesus forgot that this city was so fuckn huge.
Tbh i'm a Fitzroy-Collingwood cockroach, never really getting much out of this area beside for some occasional surf on the coast.

Im in mornington

Not a chad but im here....

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Noice mate !
Was planning to gor for a motorcycle trip around there soon.
Been there like 2 years ago. Fuckn beatiful.
How is it over there ? Not to boring?

>where did that 30 minutes go.

I'm going there next year to continue my studies. I should've just done a fucking trade man.

i luv smoking shard and twirling the glassy all night

twirlin twirlin twirlin RAAAAAAWHIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

TWIRLIN TWIRLIN TWIRLIN THOUGH THE PIPE IS REZZY
KEEP THEM TWEAKERS TWEAKIN

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HELL BENT FOR GEAR WISHIN ME PIPE WAS BY ME SIDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you need a hand with that bottle?

It's never too late to switch.

Any north west Victorians here?

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Starting UQ next year

SUP ADELAIDE CNTSU

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Dan, which drink should I buy from your store for New Years?

coopers

Its too fucking hot
I miss living near the beach now all I have is this massive lake you can't even swim in

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you bonobos are all completely insane

I graduated UQ last year. Big fucking campus, good luck son.

>Super cool breeze blowing through my window right now
>My window is right next to my bed

Wish you could be here m8

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nothing but normal fags in this thread
sasuga australia
drop dead the sorry lot of ya and save me the bullets

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thanks mate
enjoy your comfort

with what gun faggot haven't you heard of port athur

hey user at least you aren't in Southeast Queensland where the humidity kill

vans of peace are still legal

Atleast its been super chill this christmas, its the worst when christmas day is 35+

Mobility scooter
Hazmat suit
Tank with hose and ca fentanyl and dmso solution

A few co ordinated squads

Speaking of Port Arthur, do people believe we got the official story or was there some dodgy shit going on?

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>Dole Army - 9's ACA Expose an Underground Army
youtu.be/jxVk5L_J-BQ?t=4

Reckon he did it?

>one shooting
>government takes guns
>start taking away rights
>open the flood gates to bring in millions of different shades of brown
what do you think?

so how many of you are actually friendless neet incels? or are you all wagecucks and unifags?

Friendless neet here. Don't identify as an incel though.

do you have an active sex life or not? if no then you are an incel whether you choose to identify as one or not

No sex life boss.

Oh well.

Me
>dsp

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I'm a guy who worked from home up until about two weeks ago when I had a fight with my boss and lost my job. Now I'm going to develop my own games.

can't stop thinking about her lads, shit's ruined my life

>tfw Australian
>tfw /britfeel/ feels more like home than an Aus thread ever could

Cbd non-chad checking in. I wanna off myself

Who here Sydney and not going to do anything on sunday? I might go the gym at midnight.

Are there any 35+ in here? An I the only grandpa bot? Surely not.

Hows it feel knowing gaunghong guy got a blowie

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Adelaide broski reporting in 2 hours late. how's it treating you?

Im 29, 30 in august. Really cant believe it has come to this. DESU I didnt think Ide live this long but its not I accomplished anything.

Me. Zero friends, newstart, living at home, hate everyone.

Ah yes Guangzhou (a city in China)

it's just a hooker m8

Awesome, vintage ACA. I wonder how these guys made out after all these years.

Nah he fucked the hooker thats some slut from Jow Forums.

Shes actually not but shes prolly had more dick then most hookers.

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Hello 30+ friend, chin up, thanks for the (You)

>Fucking austhread is already dead
I'd give anything for a regular /ausfeel/

yeah austhreads don't last very long these days, i remember a couple years ago could get these bad boys to 200 easy

Cough cough NSW /SYD/ checking in. Going to the beach soon lads, how is everyones night going?

Any Tweed heads anons in?

Nope. Never Eva ever got that high. All a variation based on when its started as well

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The fuck is a tweed head you nigger loving faggot

>government cracks down on NEETbux (25% now on the dole used to be on disability)
>NEETs and hikkis all forced to get jobs
>forced to socialise in jobs
>subsequently don't come to Jow Forums much because they're out with their new friends and partners

Imagine fucking kowai

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No, they did. Generally we only had austhreads on the weekend.

gold coast mate just on the nsw side of the boarder

Yeah right. You can take the robot out of his cave, but you can't take the cave out of the robot. Robot wagies are always the weird stand offish guy at work.

wish i could erase it from my memory desu

dandenong bros WW@

You're going to get blasted with thots when you go to the beach. Hope it doesn't destroy you like it does me.

Thanks user, what did you study?

>legit drooling tard
>bux forever no matter what
Feels safe

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It's hard to believe you're legit tard if you're self aware. What is it you have? It's autism, isn't it.

So you fellas like bundy?

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Where you do live to survive on neetbux? Sydney is well too expensive.

Any of you cunts want to join the /aus/ discord?

discord dot gg slash EGnZf

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Hit to head very vad

Join now and get to experience nisems newest arc LIVE

Anywhere but the big cities. Or even the smaller cities. You have to go out to the burbs with the great unwashed.

Joining late from WA bros. Well, it's still early here

nah its bad, the more expensive rums they only sell at their distillary are meant to be pretty good though.

THIS, NEED some cunt to add me on wickr, really need some xannies or i'm gonna have a seizure or somethin

>shooting committed by a literal retard
>gave an excuse for the gubment to banwave all guns and even ask for them back

Nah seems legitimate

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Hey everyone heres my xmas dog

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Hey roko

fsfsgdfgs

whats your choice of drink?

It was a false flag. The people in the cafe were all AFP, ASIO and SASR operators. All killed with double taps to the head using an unknown 6mm ammunition. Highly likely they were russian spestnaz and there was an unmarked russian freighter in hobart harbour that vanished after the massacre.

>going to the beach

Ok chad.

Just wasted 50 bux on the pokies lads

My grandpa is a grand pooba at some Masonic lodge in Perth y'all know em!??!!

Nah Shmuel, I only go at night and chat with drunk women occasionally with my dog. To much sun during the day.

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I made that post an hour ago, what have you been doing?

You couldve brought a couple edibles with that, why not?

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Went to the beach innit.

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