>be me
>office worker femanon
>get called into boss's cubicle for monthly coaching
>know boss lady just had a miscarriage a few months ago
>forgot like the autist that I am
>"Haha what did you get your kids for Christmas boss lady"
>boss lady pauses
>Waterworks.gif
>Go back to desk
>drink coffee and contemplate when to turn in my two weeks notice
Anyone else work on Christmas?
Do autists forget?
Femanon here. As a femanon, I really liked your post!
- femanon
edit: How do I upvote? (femanon here)
Do autists remember?
LONDON
ORIGINAL LONDON
ORIGINAL ORIGINAL LONDON
But was the coffee good tho
The office coffee is pretty shitty but at least they got one of those creamer dispenser machines. 6/10 when drowned in sugar and milk. Tastes vaguely like burnt rubber
HERE'S SOME REDDIT GOLD FAIR MAIDEN YOUR POST WAS SIMPLY SO QUALITY I COULD NOT IGNORE IT. YOU ARE GILDED MLADY
Where's my upvote tho
le upvotes to le left
Keep up the goodwork femanon! You are perfect te way you are and let anyone tell you otherwise!
Heres some reddit gold for Christmas, sorry Im bit late!
Edit: wow my most updooted post. Thank you kind reddit
LOL tears on a female is a beautiful sight. I love to watch them suffer. Love to pin them down and make it so they can't move during sex. Fuck those little devilish savages. You did good user, now take a dump on her desk with the picture of an aborted fetus on it as your 2 weeks notice.
you is a heckin good princess I want to boop your crown you're doin me a blush
edit: females are QUEENS
Sounds like you'd willingly lick the bottom of my shoe then
Welp time to buy some magnets.
mods please
original MDOSs
>>>office worker femanon
based and pinkpilled
Oh no, you're right. It's all over for me
Will you be my office slave gf, user?
heh this is a great post can I paypal you $25 femanon? I love supporting content creators xD
$35 and unsubscribe from lady amaranthe
Depends on how big it is....
Your wallet, that is.
Eh she probably would have aborted it anyway.
I'm actually not a neet, I just want someone to love. I am also an office slave, but a well paid office slave. Where do you live?
In the blessed Bible belt
That's cool, I'm in the rust belt. I've always wanted to travel and visit the south.
So will you be my girlfriend or not?
Well there's only one problem user...I have a penis
That's okay, user, will you be my NEET friend who larps on image boards instead?
Nope!
XD
Later nerd!