Imagine being a virgin in 2019. I guarantee everyone on this board looks better than me...

DUDE

SEX

Well yes I am, I never denied it.

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300+ replies incoming. Jow Forums is the most thin skinned and bitchmade board on this site.

how so

explain yourself

bottle service for a bottle of bottom shelf tequila.
>sorry i only fuck girls who make at least 70k a year.

I'm just here to see the comments.

Based
You're all fuckin stupid

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JANITORS

>I guarantee everyone on this board looks better than me

bullshit. I've been mistaken for the following:

- Black
- Eskimo
- Pacific Islander
- Latino
- Muslim
- Arab
- Tibetan
- Chinese
- Brazilian
- Native American

No one knows my ethnicity and the only one that's close (Chinese) is the one people least guess.

-t. 6'1" Korean

>already three replies to just this post
You dumbasses already proved him right. The insecurity is palpable. You fucking retards need to chill out.

Now I'm curious
Post pic, you must look fucking crazy

I've gotten over thinking I should have the former but now I'm stressed out that I can't do the latter

Yes, imagine being able to relax

I imagine he looks kinda like Sexyama

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My feelings are hurt delete this kindergarten level bait thread.

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a tanned double eyelid korean is the enigma of racial identification

If I didn't already know who Sexyama was and somebody told me he was a jacked Sherpa who became famous because of the internet (and they edited out the UFC shit in the background), I would believe them.

- Black
>rando's on the street and bar yelling at me
- Eskimo
- Pacific Islander
>My first boss thought I was these two
- Latino
>"user. I've never met a latino person with heavy eyes" high school volleyball coach
- Muslim
- Arab
>Skinny dyel Indian kid I rescued after he tried to bench way too much
- Tibetan
- Chinese
> Chinese foreign exchange students
- Brazilian
>Some Iceland tourist I met in a Portuguese hostel
- Native American
>Principal of a school I student taught at, but also at the time I had long hair to the bottom of my back

Won't post body because I know for a fact two guys at my gym browse Jow Forums since they exclaimed it was time to do facepulls, nonnegotiable

>Relax
>With that spinal curvature

They're anything but relaxed. They're trying so fucking hard it's amazing.

shut the fuck up nigger

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>he doesn't lose himself to the dance
youtube.com/watch?v=NF-kLy44Hls

>anonymous non monogomous sex
>making it

Good thread. Upvoted!

I did that for a couple years and then I started adding up the time and money spent on it
Not every other day but at least 35 girls over a couple years, some for a night some for a month or two, rinse repeat
If I put that much time into ANYTHING else I'd be set for life
Instead I'm good at pulling out

would unironically curb stomp you, even if you are baiting.

Not Jow Forums related.

The more sex you have, the more disgusted you are by it.
Before I started having lots of sex
>7/10s were goddesses
>ass was a gift from God
>pussy tastes like ambrosia
>constant feelings of ecstasy
After you start having sex casually with lots of different girls
>You start to appreciate average girls that don't wear makeup more than 10s who wear a lot
>You notice most hot girls have one intense flaw that ruins their sexual appeal if you discover it (weird smelling vagina or loose vagina, microscopic mustache hairs that show in the sunlight, bad breath.)
>You feel nothing during sex, and sitting at home playing smash ultimate with your bros is always a better time than sex with a thot
>You start to feel bad about your life and ask Jesus for guidance

Cool story bro, did you wrote a book on how much STD's you got from fucking those same whores?

Soon to be 28 yo kissless virgin

I think it's the first time I embraced the fact that it will be forever

Ask me anything reddit style

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>value to society
I dont fucking like or care about this society.

I, too, do not wear garments of mixed fibres.

>tfw one of 11 children
>tfw already have 8 nieces and nephews
>tfw everyone in my family is at or above 6' and blonde and blue eyed
>tfw saving myself for an equally aryan virgin waifu who will be sealed to me for time and all eternity
feels good to be a mormon, how do degenerate, mutt, non-members cope with their putrid existence?

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I'll reply just to help him reach the mark

having sex with easy women is more of a vice than it is a virtue. it's not any sort of accomplishment to sleep with a woman who's had 50 other sex partners unless you're the one which she latches onto and you get to show her off consistently.

Pretty edgy for a neet

Kron is such a badass

I'm the indian dyel you saved the other day
Just wanted to say thanks
Also, i'll tell everyone at the pit that you refused to post body

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then leave it

Men sit home and masturbate to extreme porn everyday.

These men dont pursue girls, because they can just jackoff

With the combination of social media, beta men, birth control, oversexualization of everything, abortions, lack of father and mother figures, fetishes, destruction of pairbonding through sodomy and having too many casual sex partners, the women start to hate themselves.
This then leads to feminism and them participating in degrading sex acts.

This is what they want. They want you ALL mentally ill. Everything I mentioned above leads to sexual immorality, confusion, depression, gaped assholes, suicide, loss of hope etc..

Stop being fucking faggots. When you fuck, do it WITH love, with someone you actually love, in the vagina, without birth control (including condoms). You should be MAKING LIFE.

Sodomy takes what is fruitful, and makes it sterile. The sex act, when done properly, in a family with love, is what makes life. It's creation.
Sodomy is taking that act, and making it nothing. Usury is taking something that's nothing, and saying it's fruitful.

Sodomy is the rejection of the order of the universe. Its a rejection of God because God is life and creation. If you dont want a child, then just finger her and let her give you hand job.

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Have sex

I've had sex with 30 women and now I'm married and still get women catcalling at me at the beach and gym. What do you think about that Dale?

If women are fucked from all of the above, even as a man who is mentally and sexually stable, how the hell am I supposed to find one to love? I've tried and tried, but the more I interact with women the less I can respect them. Even the highschool girls I colloquially know are trashy whores.

lmao

Also they're eyeballing the space like a pack of sharks. I wonder what's their thought process before, during and after this most puzzling social behavior. I can't seem to categorize it.

>white people trying to dance

OH NO NO NO NO

> different girl every few days
Honestly sounds fucking exhausting mentally.

One of the good things about consistent partners is that you can skip to the fun. When I was with my ex, we laughed at a friend of mine who acted like a player, but had to sit and listen to some drunk thot for hours before stuffing her into an uber and hoping things go well, while we could just bounce at 9 and be fucking at 915.

Pure degeneration. Polyamory too. YOU have pathetic values.

Oh yes, hating the land of fatties, cars, and drivethrus makes me edgy.

Agreed. I looked at the other girls and they just looked like numb holes looking to get caught. Serious deer in the headlights not even enjoying themselves

I'm not pretend this isn't a problem since I have the exact same trouble. But participating in the doesn't help anything is all I'm sayin'.
Me personally, I'm gonna try and checkout churches, libraries and rock climbing places. They sound like good places to find trad girls.

Are you gay?

Decent ideas, although how are you gonna talk to girls in a library? I can't bring myself to go to church, so that one's a no-go for me. I'm honestly not sure where I could even find a good woman. I think at this point I've decided if I don't find young love in the next couple years, I'll turn into a manwhore. I'll have given it a shot, and that's more than most can say.

"I don't care about society, but I want attention on image boards for not being a virgin. Please give me medal for not being a virgin."

Imagine thinking providing value to society means anything.

Find value in your own life senpai, you’ll be a lot less unhappy.

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I've had so many romantic interactions now that nothing is original and nothing gives me a spark. It's all like a game of chess to get what I want. I play the part, get my reward (sex and her love) but then I remain unsatisifed. I think I may be seeking ultimate love from the great Mother (mother nature) by pursuing love, comfort and sexual energy from all of her manifest forms (thots.)

In any case got to say I agree with this for the most part. Variety is the demon of men and has the power to destroy him. Not only do you become incredibly indecisive with the myriad of options and past comparisons, but you also become a perfectionist. Western society is crumbling under this issue - few valuable men are willing to surrender their options and settle for one flawed woman, and so they continue their search until old, grey and tired. Consider a man at a table with a cornucopia of delicious food surrounding him. The wise man will respond by eating what will best preserve him and no more. The average man will be swept away by excitement, consuming all he can until it finally destroys him.

I make meaningful intimate love to my girlfriend whom I live with every day. Enjoy your whores

Virgins and incels in this thread, please don’t listen to this massive fucking retard. This is how you fail making it.

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Religion is the ultimate COPE

religion is the only alternative to nihilism.

Im not OP. Im a virgin so I dont know what your talking about.

>the international door-to-door salesmen of religion
>founded by a guy who found secret stones on a field
>the butt of all religious jokes until scientology came along

I think us non-members manage just fine mormon user

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Yeah but I bet you’re using a condom aren’t you?

>giving a shit about religion
hell I'd call myself a Mormon if it meant keeping bloodlines free from taint, alas I belong to firepussy

How about no you stupid christ fag.

Same, take my upvote dear sir!

well this individual spouting stuff might be stupid, but the concept of Christ from an allegorical and metaphorical understanding is absolutely not. sheathe your blade user

>taint
you mean other races you slimey racist bigot?

Based sheep.

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lmaoing at u acting like having sex is a huge deal

If you look at the dimples of an african american skull..

>baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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go outside and try telling someone that

Yep. Once you start dating and smashing hot girls their flaws will be magnified 100 times. I definitely prefer wholesome girls now.

reality*

fucking random whores wont give anyone value either, soullet

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tip your fedora all the way back, newfag. Jow Forums is a christian colony.

If you were uglier than me and told me "I get laid with a new girl every few days" to me irl I would truly believe you. You didn't though. You went into an anonymous forum to brag to a bunch of nerds like the fucking retard you are. I typically don't question people's stories on this forum because it'd be impossible to know the truth with no evidence involved and our only belief being the trust we have that the other person behind the screen will type the truth. This is a special case though. A case where you have a guy on Jow Forums making fun of people because he got his dick wet. You're definitely some type of functional retard to brag about shit like that on an anonymous forum. I highly suspect you're some 30 year old boomer who's fucking 20 years olds after you give them a $250 dinner at best. You're most likely a LARPing retard who's got nothing better to do.

Religion is the most cringy fucking shit, the only way you people cope is by replying "le fedora xD" to everyone. What a colossal faggot you all are.

Do thots in general realize that they are just objects of pleasure to men? Especially instathots or snapwhores? Do they actually think all those followers actually care about their basic lives? Are they that dense that they think their lives are actually interesting??? The artificial womb when????

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how old are you, out of curiosity? I'm legitimately not even religious and I've never once been to church, but even I can see that real religious teachings have heaps of merit in everyday life.

Why do you think so many of them go all the way to a dude's room at 2AM to watch a movie but are surprised when he tries to get his dick wet? Just look at the Aziz Ansari story. She straight up goes to his room to have drinks after texting for weeks and apparently she had no idea he wanted to get his dick wet. They're so used to guys trying to talk to them, laughing at their "jokes" and being interested in their "hobbies" that they really believe guys talk to them because they're interesting.

I think that there are people in this world who, once they made aware of the bizarre sanctuary of this place, set out to destroy it.
The good news is that they will destroy themselves in the process, the bad news is that many good people will go down with them.

What a degradation of our society...

I see retards like that on reddit all the time(I only visit for MMA and some news I can't get here) and the nerds over there have a real hate for Jow Forums. Many of them have a real hate for Jow Forums and want it gone. Guys like OP are their real ally

Never said it would, some of us don’t need external validation to live a good life.

No it isnt. Larp somewhere else.