Tfw no ADHD gf edition
To prevent trannys and heterophobes entering the thread, don't be homophobic too much
/r9straight/ - #22
This thread is now officially H O M O
All fags welcome xdddd
Fuck off faggot and go kill yourself. This is still a straight thread.
Duck man reporting for duty sir!
So tell me. Why do you like Neptunia besides it being a Waifu farm?
>tfw no n-word to fuck my big white queen of spades butt and give me a reach around
You won't get a GF join the rest of us robots and find a sissy boiwife to give you boigasms
>straigh
>2 girls as OP pic
Sasuga
Sorry but I am not mentally ill
>trap
>cuteboy
>sissy
>boiwife
>girl (male)
I swear you fucking people ruined this crab in a bucket thread somehow even further to the point I actually fucking left this board for a while
crab in a bucket board not thread
I noticed that too. Really sends mixed signals.
They aren't kissing or anything, besides, they are sisters
im straight, i like girls, i want to copulate and make love, thanks for attentiion.
trannies go home
Why in the fuck would you want a ADHD gf? I've had 2. They're horrible.
Penies in tukbuktu with erectile dysfunction but is this technology since dysfunction has a function in it. A
We straights are "homophobic " by nature. Gtfo & live with it
>ADHD gf
Holy fuck mate as if I didn't have enough problems myself already.
finally a thread I can post in. post some top tier straight material
pls gib advice how to court adhd gf
nep unsheathing a katana lmao
We need to do something with the fags, they are ruining this board
but str8s have all of the rest of Jow Forums. why do you need a general?
>but str8s have all of the rest of Jow Forums
Look at the amount of posts on /r9gay and /sissy/ general
Then come back to me
I-is this a sissy thread?
Nothing pisses me off more then a blatant dishonest shit stain of a human life "Oh you got the rest of Jow Forums but we invade every thread you make and turn it into our own. Hell we even have TWO count TWO generals that we make on this board"
No, fuck off you mentally ill fag
Get some help or suffer for the rest of your life
>Homos, sissies amd trannies get mad when people here don't want to fuck them, so they invade these threads and try to attention whore like defective women
I bet more people fuck me than wanting to fuck you though.
t. tranny.
>Defective man using roastie logic
Glad to know you just care abouting being a hole.
SISSY THREAD :D
onko onko onko onko kkona onko kkona
laita laita laita laita ttune
hahaa ukkoja
I come back a year later and Reiko is still pushing fags to suicide. Keep up the good work!
NO NO NO NO
FUCK OFF AND DON'T BE SO HETEROPHOBIC
Jow Forums: according to this citation I just made up, gays only make up 0.001% of the population, so there are only tiny amounts of them and they are inferior
also Jow Forums: zOMG TEH GAYZ R EVERYWHERE SOME1 SAVE US WHO WILL PROTECT TEH WITTLE GUYZ LIK US????? :(((
Gays like niggers a lot in America, because of poop probably, only 2d nigger futa is good, rarely, when it's not fucked up or too distorted
And it's not good because of poop
Futa is gay too, fuck off
>Hetero thread raided by faggots
Bangposting in faggot generals gets you a 3 day ban but this is okay. Gas the tranny jannies.
Fuck your gay nigger dick too
>No ADHD GF
Reminds me, what traits have you longed for in a partner the past that you later learned were bad as fuck?
>Clingy as fuck
Ruined my life for like a year, got nothing done because I had to hang around her all the time, emotionally draining
>Aspie
It's great when you're their special interest and you have ones in common, but hers shifted and it wound up being a lot of time just having her do her own thing and being completely unresponsive. As someone who has it, you really want one who's equally or less sperg-ish than you, both ones I've had are just essentially vegetables when they're focused on something they like
>Someone to save
Same as clingy. Just...it drags you down, too, and you eventually can't even save yourself despite doing fine before.
You people can never do anything right can you? And once again you don't even show the arguments truthfully.
mods need to be purged. Not just here but everywhere. They don't do their jobs and when they do its often biased.
Mods have abandoned us, the fucking traitors
What happened to us? This board changed so suddenly
Discords were leaked about degenerates luring insecure men into faggotrt, Jow Forums invaded to stop it, trannies and faggots freaked the fuck out. Mods being literal faggots shut all the conversations down and now we have jannies that are intentionally forcing r9k down a dehenerate path through bans
I know, Jow Forums was right
It's both sad and terrifying how often they are right on things.
Yeah
And now the thread is dying
Jow Forums is dead
hi, are girls allowed here?
or only boys?
Are you an XY or XX girl?
uhhh, what's the divfference?
Only one kind of girl really exists and the other is a homosexual man
Trap alert dont trust it
If you show us your dick you're allowed.
No, they are not allowed if they are a tranny
Fags have a whole board - why do they need a general?
I used to think before I finally got my first gf "oh she just has to love me" like a typical naive fuck. Thing is if you guys have nothing in common that it's going to go stale or you're just going to find her boring and annoying. Second gf pushed this fact into my brain even further because she was a total normalfag and all she ever wanted out of me was sex, which sounds cool at first but when you actually want to watch a movie or something and she's not actually watching the fucking movie it just pisses you off
Also you guys need to stop talking about fags so much. This could be a comfy thread but all you guys are talking about are "THE GAYS" instead of legit feels and discussion
OP you're not allowed to have a hetero thread, once mods are notified they'll shut it down. Vegana lovers are a no no benis only
>mods are bias fags
Maybe if the gays didn't force their faggotry all the time and fucked off to their own board anons wouldn't be talking about the problem so much
I just scrolled through the entire catalog and I see only three gay threads
>/r9straight/
>90% of replies are ab fags
>tfw im doing the same
Should we lose hope anons ?
Even one thread is too many
Faggot here. The best way to change the general opinion on a group of people is to pretend to be one of the people you hate, and be as annoying as possible.
Jow Forums posters are why Jow Forums has started getting more faggy and lefty for example.
Okay so it ain't them actually forcing it it's just you not liking gays
It's true, but please don't start Jow Forums as a whole is already filled to the brim with falseflagging and it's annoying as fuck
And to equalize this most gays and trannies are genuinely this fucking annoying and invasive irl cause the media taught them thats all there is to their personality and it only angers those all so evil Nazi's because only evil right wingers would get angry at fags being annoying and nobody else on any other political spectrum would get annoyed and a penis being shown everywhere.
Only SJWs do that. Most faggots are just normal people. Your argument isn't much different than "right wingers are nazis".
I wish all right wingers were nazis
robot issues go on Jow Forums.
fagbots go to the gay general on Jow Forums.
see? simple. :^)
And what happens if fagbots post outside the general lmao
Oh I know not all. One of my friends is gay and he doesn't pull this shit meanwhile two other people I know (not friends mind you) is the type of gay who wants to make sure everyone knows it and an annoying tranny who has to have the spotlight all the time. I know, the ones in those float parades don't do others any favors.
>Its not that bad now so its not bad ever :)
This is what men want, not some trappy faggotry. Any person that falls for the HRT meme looks disgusting IRL.
You will never be better than a female.
You will never be able to give birth.
You will never be able to have a female body and voice.
Instead of becoming a female, you will become a worse "male"
Join us!
994mmX
For a thread called /r9straight/, one would imagine that a picture of a heterosexual couple such as this would be in the OP, rather than what are presumably lesbians.
Three too many.
mommy gf, right?
I want an otome gf
Birches aint shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after youre done
And hop into my ride and make a quick run
Bitches aint shit
(Man, fuck these bitches)
So lick the nuts
And suck the dick
Thus sayeth the Dre
ADHD male here.
Trust me, you don't want an ADHD partner.