/britfeel/

Timothy James Byrne has a rented flat in high Wycombe Buckinghamshire England

If I were to be offered this job working in either

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or Edinburgh, which should I take? Same firm, same job, I think the same pay, just a choice of office.

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Lets play a game of Chinese whispers

Zeus is a nonce

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obviously edinburgh

Edinburgh
more comfy desu

How much that set you back son?

NNOOOOONNNCCCEEEEEEEEEEE
any noncers here?

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I've got a better game
Let's wait and ruin nighttime comfy hours as well

Dr. Seuss is a nonce

I'll still fight you if you're all fired up, wouldn't want to waste your excitement.

I love London but 100% take Edinburgh if it's the same pay. You'll have a much better quality of life.

You can always move to their London office later if they offer you a promotion to do it.

>imlpying you can stay up as long as us filthy NEETs

youll be fast asleep before our body clocks have even changed over to PM

Forgot to tune in to BBC Midlands Today on BBC One at 1:10PM so I missed /our girl/

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not much lad, my boss got me onto them 150quid for the hour with both of them

Please send help Im hiding behind the bumper cars but I saw him coming back

>if she doesn't say yes it's a no

Not true. I had a girl say she was busy at least 3 times before she finally gave in and agreed to go on a date with me. Now we've been dating for 8 months.
Just keep on trying guys. Never give up until she cuts you off.

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flipendo

>Brunette

Disgusting

think i saw him too, he is near the caterpillar rides, he keeps calling out for more cunny, what do i do!

i see...and between these dates does she live in a small, darkened, sound proof room of your house user?

Its a Pakistani bloke in a dress

No she lives at home with her mother.

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>I'll pop back in in a couple weeks and see if you're still chatting about me
Yeah see you later Zeus lad, have a nice break.

I never get the physical attention I need anymore

People talk a lot of shit when it comes to dating advice. Good for you.

i see, and his "her mother" actually you?

>So to reiterate - Zeus has lots of unprotected sex and is definitely not a virgin, got it?

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even if she says no it doesnt mean you cant ask again in the future
i wouldnt keep on until she doesnt want to speak to you though

Er no lad. I'm not.

ZEUS IS A STINKIN NONCE!!

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>Amer couldn't use a fork because Banbury Fatman took 2

God forbid saku is invited to the Midlands meet

Well that's what I declare

shan't be talking to anymore women tbqh

alri lads not posted all day. what you lot up to?
me? i'm havin a kebab wahey

people on facebook lods honestly

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when dmx sed

"wanna fight me? fight these tears"

i felt that on a spiritual level my niggas

Christ, no need for racism lad

I've been watching Invictus lads.
Fuck me, south africa looks like a paradise before wogs took it over.

when he asked me where the hood was, i knew where it was, it was on my head

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Paki isn't racist, it's short for Pakistani, same as brit is short for Britian, you dropped your racism card..

WE LOVE YOU NO-ORF WE DO,
WE LOVE YOU NO-ORF WE DO,
OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH NORF WE LOVE YOU!

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Because I fancied a walk up the campsies with my dog, then we wanted to go for a pint.

Here's the bit I don't get lads.

Why didn't Shippy just use one fork? Is it his religion?

Jap isn't racist, it's short for Japanese, same as brit is short for Britian, you dropped your racism card.

I'd never have said this if he were still around but now he's off for a couple of weeks - I actually enjoy Zeus' posts!

jap isnt racist tho

The campsies are very nice. It's just a shame about what surrounds them.

Yeah but you're using paki in a dress as an insult whereas I don't think anyone's ethnic background should be something they have to be ashamed of

For me it was when he talked about his experiences stopping, dropping, putting them down, and opening up shops

i know about lennoxtown

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wait will Zeus have 2 weeks off the radio show too??

The irony is that Moni is ashamed of being a Paki, therefore making the insult relevant and funny.

You can't slag the Commie mate, that's a decent little village pub.

The Drookit is another matter of course, that place is horrendous.

Japs get massively offended by it actually

Please stop trying to pick me up it feels weird when you do it

Another quality bargain

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doesn't mean its racist

>you dropped your racism card

fuck off lad, you can't say shit, you two faced mong

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Started ignoring this girl as an effort to play hard to get after she showed quite a bit of interest, think I've played my hand too hard

If I had a gun I'd just pop myself in the head, what a fucking joke.

>shows interest
>you play hard to get
you melt.

To be fair lad, I've not been in the Commie in about 6 years so you are probably right. The Drookits dire, every time you drive past it theres always some right tramps outside.

yea i did that once and ballsed things up

Someone took mine when I went to the bar, there was another fresh one still in the middle though so I took that

I remember Zavvi once had a voucher to get 3 blu-ray boxsets (I bought the Toy Story trilogy, The Godfather trilogy and Harry Potter 1-8 for an Xmas present) for a fiver, delivered. Saw it on HotUKDeals and they actually honoured it so liked them ever since.

Nah you need to make yourself known to her. At a minimum daily, so you're in the back of her mind.
Women are under a constant barrage of male attention so if you're not making an effort she'll forget about you.

mmm I don't need forg for koalslaw

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Moni mate dont look now but

whomst have thought he'd have such extensive retail experience

What happened lad? Story time please

Most people seem to hate Zavvi / "The Hut Group", not sure why exactly, seems to be a combo of various shady business practices

I'm not that fussy, was just choking for a beer. Ended up in the Stables in Kirkie which is decent. Actually thought about heading into my old stomping ground Kilsyth, but seemed a bit out of the way.
The "Drookit" is the "drookit dug"? Or am I thinking of somewhere else?

i think playing hard to get is a bit stupid. Obviously you should not act desperate but if you get on with someone then you should go for it. My brother played hard to get with the last few birds he was getting into and completely fucked it.

Never had a bad experience with them though have heard of them delivering things in bad packaging so steelbooks arriving dented and the like. Sometimes they have the world exclusive steelbooks so those collectors take it really seriously.

Miss that one janny who just used to delete your posts on sight, he was a good lad

WE'RE PREDATOR EXPOSURE, AND I'VE JUST EXPOSED YOUR FUCKIN ARSE

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>Women are under a constant barrage of male attention
WTF, I'm not?

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Yip the drookit dug. The best place in the village to cash your giro.

The Stables does some not bad grub.

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Lovely track and a nice little story.

Fuck you fucking british fags need to go kys immediately

Do none of you have sisters you can get on here to give advice?

It was shut anyway but I might have wandered in to be honest since I was with my drookit dug :^)
I don't really mind scruffy pubs, rather that than some wanky cocktail pub in the town.

>met grill
>she showed interest
>didnt know how to react straight away so hesitated
>she kept showing interest
>decided to half play hard to get/half decide my plan of action
>waited too long and she lost interest completely

probably because you're actually a bloke

love this pic lad

Yeah lad doctor onee-chan in the house, what is on your mind?

Good deal. would probably buy if my back catalog was not so big.

Is it doing it for you titlod?

I don't know what the fuck I'm doing, I just want to be with her. Spending time alone with her is truly bliss, just sitting down talking to her.

I want to not fuck things up and come across desperate and I just don't know the middle ground.

I really fucking hate this shit, I wish I could just skip ahead and we're a couple and I don't have to worry about games or whatever.

I do but I shant be exposing her to /britfeel/ sorry lads