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The norf don't have any good 4g I can't stream it on me phone. Might find a pub before the villa game when we get to Preston norfend end

You're right lad I didn't. I was in a room. With the parents so I just found an old picture. Now I'm not in the mood to get my wabs out for strangers on t'internet. Better luck next time I guess?

I think one fix people use is to put plates under the front half of their feet

No but really lads, what was that person doing walking on the motorway? Proper Alan Partridge

I know, these porn ads are the worst. It's always the most tatted up, degenerate, pocked arse yank pigs pissing all over the place. Who the fuck watches porn like this?

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Acestream for the Derby if that helps mate.

That doesn't sound like it will fix your ankle mobility though

The people on Normiebook who go on "Girls With Tats" pages, tag 30 of their drug dealer friends and say "OY LADS SHE'S SO FUKKEN HOT M8s"

Here I'll post it again so people waking up know what you're on about it's proper strange stuff isn't it

Thank you Zeus?are you the one from Wigan
Might as well come beat you up whilst m up norf

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I find it easier if I spread my legs a bit further than shoulder width apart and point my toes out the way. If my legs aren't far enough apart or of my toes point forward I feel my heels lift.

Got out of bed a little too quickly and now my head's spinning, not very pleasant lads.

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I'm not him, I was just adding what I've been told by PTs

Nah, Barnsley mate.

it would be more believable with one so yeah better luck next time.

Feels like my calves are going to snap. Like they're too short.

why do so many of them involve squirting? Is that what young people are into these days?

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People who think sex is just sticking your dick in and out of a cunt a few times and then spraying white wee wee across her guts.

Or virgins.

it's my birthday today lads. 27 years young haha.

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what kind of films are you into lod

Squats and stretches daily mate, get them legs stretched out.
Is she a porn star or just a big titted model?

streamable.com/ihpv3
My bed is arriving in four hours, can't wait lads.
Have to make my comment original because I didn't check the last thread was over 500.

Happy birthday me laddy!! Wish I was 27 again. Was a good age

Merry Birthday

Not really much of the films guy tbqh, the last thing I saw that I really enjoyed was the martian

she's just a model

Looks like he's about to murder/petrol bomb someone. Also Zeus doesn't understand jokes so prepare yourself for unironic death threats

She doesn't even look like she's cumming. That's not squirt. That's pure piss lads. And I know some people are into that but I don't need to see it constantly on the bottom of every thread.

Anyone know if there's an adblocker for android?

Absolute state lad she's disgusting

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alright user, here's your birthday AND your christmas present!

Berry Mirthday lad

I used to fuck a bird who was a right squirter! Only one Ive ever shagged. I used to like it

being this thirsty for itty bitty ftm tits

Oh I'm not denying that squirting is a thing. I've done it myself. Just saying that this specific clip is not squirt.

Getting No Man's Sky later, looks improved after the train wreck it was in 2016

I squirt from anal penetration it's a very uncomfortable feeling building up to it but when it happens it's kinda nice

at least its a woman

>itty bitty
I'm a 42G lad.

I remember that picture you posted and there is absolutely no way you're a 42G. Why would you like on the internet?

it's still gay lod

Well my bra says 42G in the back and they all fit pretty well. *shrug*

Just post your tits, looney tunes

To get attention from Titlod obviously.

Uwotm8
Genuine grill?

Well it makes sense you would have ill fitting bras if you're FTM. Go to Ann Summers and ask to be measured, buy something that fits properly then come back and show the lads.
if you don't want to go to Ann Summers then M&S will do it too or anywhere like that

Maybe he's carry two cans of petrol after running out and pulling into the hard shoulder

my mum has 44D boobs

Not really much point as I'm slowly transitioning over to binders now. I only really wear the bras if I need to present as female, and those situations are becoming rarer now.

>some big tit lass trying to 'present' as a bloke
don't make me laugh

>goes to archive and last thread
>did not find such image

I did however find a northern Irish poster. NI is not part of the island of Great Britain. ALL PADDIES OUT

Seriously lads, when is a good time to order pizza? is it to early?

>transitioning over to binders
with tits that massive how will that work?

If you're actually 42G then it's not going to work no amount of tape could hold them down. Don't understand why you'd want to be a bloke when you've got big tits, you can't just swap them for a big dick you know you probably won't even get a dick

15 minutes before they close

to be fair that picture was posted a few days ago legit on christmas day or something.

Happy Birthday meet user
Love East Devon

It was on either Christmas or Boxing day that I posted the image.

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I'm 90% sure i am going to be stuck in on new years eve. fuck me this is going to be depressing.

PHWOAR LAD LET US HAVE A SUCKLE

>wants to get rid of those hangers
i cant stop you but thats just depressing.

How about Withnail And I lad, it's basically about a couple of neets in the 1960s

You're preaching to the choir lad, i'm well aware squirting is really just piss

GC2B do binders that get me flat.

Maybe try losing some weight lad

Eh. I will miss them. But I won't regret it. I love boobs, but I'd prefer them on someone else.

th-thanks you too.
thanks, what's good about 27?
doesn't happen too often desu. i do get forgotten about though.
thank you east devon lad, yours is soon right?

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>trannies are so prevalent in britfeel that when a woman finally comes along she is an FtM

>Romanian girl with great ass spends all day talking to some closeted homosexual and doing no work.
>Literally stood around for an hour just talking.
>Friend comes over to say something to me for 3 seconds.
>Romanian """"manager"""" who does it for free sees and grasses us in.
>Also sees other Romanians standing about doing fuck all.
>Does nothing.
I remember when my workplace was 99% white British people and now it's 90% gypsy goat fuckers and ex-prostitutes.

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It's in my New Year's Resolutions. I'm on medication that makes me fucking balloon, but it's combined with a shit diet and lack of exercise, so I can do better.

>women would rather turn into men than be with you.

Smelt of onion so I'm having a warm bath but with the window open so I've got a nice cold breeze

Slut. That wasn't what you posted

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Why are trannies drawn to britfeel in such extremely disproportionate numbers

Love Sentan Kagura, I do

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please spoiler your post

had real trouble getting to sleep last night because my big tits got in the way haha. As a woman myself this is a real issue

Same tits, different picture.

Nah mate this is a pink board

>want to go downstairs and watch chicken run on the big tv
>mummy has guests round
>30 mins until chicken run starts

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Good heavens it's nearly 1pm already, I really need to eat something

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My dandruff has gone from loads of little white flakes to a few big yellow ones. I think this is actually a good sign though that my scalp is healing after years of overwashing.

My birthday is new years day and my mate that was flying over has just cancelled so I know that feel.

I loved Mirai's shitposting face in one of the Vita games.

I think its a larp and i won't think any differently until i see a time stamped pic
dont know why you lads believe this shite so easily.

Just start farting uncontrollably until the smell forces them to leave lad

Ever get them trapped?
Manage to elbow myself in one when rolling over in bed on the regular.

Should I wait until I'm actually leaving the house to put on my new Christmas clothes or put them on now because why not.

I see. You're a big lod
Same as Ian Brady's. Jan 2nd

Know there might be girls in here just makes me feel more lonely

christmas fashion parade for the lads, wahey

Come on pal, walkies in the park

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there are girls here but i dont mean any harm