Doomed to be a literal shota

>be me
>5'6''
>7.5'' cock
>bottom tenth percentile for height
>top fifth percentile for dick length

What did God mean by this?

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there isn't a god

the juxtaposition of the dark skin and pink pussy is very nice.

so where are the balls?

Same, but just 3 inches taller and skeleton. 130 lbs. God isn't real

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5'6 ain't no shota you dumb fuck
you're just a manlet

I'd kill to be a shota tho, like 4'8 or so

most people would rather have a big dick than be tall. you got an excellent fucking deal my man stop whining. i'm 5'8" myself and have about a 5.5" inch dick (or a little more), i'd easily take take two inches off my height for a 7.5" inch dick or atleast superior girth.

>God makes you average height with a giant cock
>bitch about it on Jow Forums

This is how you know men are ruled by sex. You'd rather have every other aspect of your life be shittier if it meant you could have a bigger dick

Well I am a a pretty athletic person and getting height mogged in sport is pretty demotiviating

I know that feel man

>7 inch cock, and pretty thick
>5'6
>100lbs
>Baby faced as fuck, get mistaken for 16 even though I'm 23

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being short isn't a big deal lol

Just take some selfies in front of a funhouse mirror and people will think you're an average height guy with a horse penis

I got carded regularly for booze all the way up till I was 31, but I'm 6'2"

based and manletpilled

at least your penis looks huge on your tiny body

Maybe you could find a job in tall/small fetish porn.

>thinks he's eternal shota
I'm below a single percent for height. You have to get into the thousands before there is a good chance of another manlet that is shorter than I. You're simply a failed tall fag.

>wahhhh i have a big dick
fuck you.

Damn, I really can't tell if that webm is a doll or a real woman.

I'm 5' user. Watch what you wish.

7.5 is 99th percentile (allegedly)

this. fukk u op.

Christ that looks like heaven. Is that a sex doll btw? It was pretty still

Source now. I need that nigress pus

Fuck, I just realized it was a black girl. I thought she was just in skin tight leggings with a whole near the vag. Still hot tho

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That's kind of hot. /ss/ is a fetish of mine. Not like I'm an actual female, though.

>5'7"
>7.2 inch dick
>people confuse me for a 15 yo when I'm 20

feels good man, at least when you tease a 6'2" dude with a smaller dick than you.

Literally my fetish but I'm 7"

;_;

How would you know what his dick looked like?

When he pulls out his dick

What is that butt? What is it made of? Is it a real human? Is it possible to see more?

Does anyone have sauce on the video?

This is still waiting for you on Grindr either way.

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It's from a Swedish forum called flashback.

>6'4
>7" x 5.5"

And still forever alone because too weird for anyone.

Yes what did fuck God mean by this...