Little sister's friend is telling people I'm her boyfriend

She's 8, I'm 19.

>tfw on car in neighborhood
>spot a really cute girl, around 10 or so in bikiniwear and a cute pink blanket
Now I know what Humbert was talking about lmao

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You're fucked if you don't give a good explanation for that shit. How many people has she told?

A pedophile and a Christian. Shocking.

She's 8 who the fuck would care

Her teachers, her mother, her friends parents, her father, other family, your family, etc..

Nah, man, they'll just think that it's her being cute. I'm sure most people will know that she probably has no clue what she's saying.

I'm assuming op isn't actually a pedo and the girl is just being a silly like all kids are.

haha user you're so fucked. enjoy being labeled a pedo forever!

doubt this happened though

I'm going off the assumption that OP is a fat, creepy, robot.

My parents, her parents, my sister and their group of friends and probably some other people at school.

Memeing aside I don't actually feel like I'm in danger.

>tulpa pretends she doesn't know who I am in public

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>She probably has no clue what she's saying.
This. She probably doesn't really understand the term correctly. I remember when 10 years ago when I was 12 and my cousin was about 6, my cousin said that she wanted to marry me. I was just like "WAAAT" but these days she probably understands that shit was retarded. At least...I hope lmao.

Fuckin Chad Status

l unironicallly want to drain you