H-hey Anonymous! It's t-that time of the week again!
Welcome to cooking with Alice3D! Jow Forums's only OC based cooking instruction thread!
And let's face it, the only real OC on /b/ or Jow Forums.
S-so come, sit down, h-have a delicious home cooked meal, from my kitchen (and heart) t-to you
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How lonely must you be to do thi
I'm n-not lonely at all, b-but thank you for your concern darling
fuck off
S-sorry, can't do that
Hello Alice! The only OC on /b/ sure is the best
Oh m-my, thank you
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Are you okay d-darling?
Looks nice, healthy food is good for the mind
It happens from time to time on here, also for some reason they don't react well to good oc, we lost a couple good newspapers already
Alright m-my loves, l-let us look at the ingredients list.
It's basically chicken, spices, hot sauce, and kaiser rolls. Not hard, should be very cheap.
W-well, I'm made of s-sterner stuff I'm afraid
Look at this fucking faggot with his stutter typing
S-sorry, I'm not male
Now you have a clipboard!
T-that's me! Innovating!
Moving on, h-here is your first steps: Season the chicken, drown it in hot sauce, and let it sit for a bit
And h-here is the second set of instructions: boil the sauce till its good and d-done, then dunk the chicken! Easy!
Im saving this for later use, many thanks
M-my pleasure!
Alright h-here comes the best part of the show: The webm's in w-which you guys make fun of me f-for having nerve damage and t-therefore cutting things very awkwardly!
First up, garlic!
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We may have some shitposters, lurkers and few posters, but know that you are always welcome here (by part of bant) and me and the other happy day posters like very much your presence Alice!
You look like a trap.
I made an oc of my waifu eating a dog
D-don't worry dear
Hey Alice, I have found your Hourai doll.
Do you want it back?
Are you a female or are you a man who thinks they are a female
This is a cool thread!
Hey Alice how are you?
Death Grips album still didn't come out yet
F-feel free to keep it.
Biological female.
S-sad!
I have a new thread to add to my filtered shit collection
N-next up, cutting onions!
I've h-heard all sorts of ways t-to stop onions f-from making you cry, b-but doesn't each of us n-need a good cry now and again?
I sure did.
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G-good for you dear
Wait were you responding "sad" to me asking how you are or about the DG album
Yes.
You should makes some hassleback chicken sometime! It's super tasty~
I'll l-look into it love
OK then
Anyway one of the Death Grips albums release like 6 months after they said it was dome so I probably shouldn't have expected much but it'll come out eventually
released*
J-just gotta be patient!
done*
jesus I need to proofread my posts
It's really simple and delicious! And (relatively) healthy!
Please stay on /b/.
Yup
W-will look
Hey, what's up alice
N-not much my Irish friend, j-just trying to teach Jow Forums and /b/ h-how to cook
How's that working out?
N-not bad! H-here watch!
Next step, we gotta water down the onion; it'll be t-too strong without a bit mixed in
Random question but do you know of a good place to download manga?
Make a sardine meal!
have you ever thought of mixing things up a little bit and making different threads
Throw some Seven Up into it!
e-hentai?
M-maybe next week.
Y-yes, which is why every day of t-the week is a different thread type.
N-not yet!
Don't mean to be rude but a biological chick would not hide their face.
I would not have commented on it unless you said so but its okay to be transgender!
wait what are you're other freds frend
D-don't mean to be rude, b-but I'm a biological female and if you ain't, exactly why are you speakin' for us?
I hide my face because I get death threats. Pretty reasonable.
Alright n-next step!
Add t-the BBQ sauce and vinegar t-to get it nice and tangy
Yep
what do you do on Saturday
I'm not looking for hentai though :/
I s-sleep.
They h-have normal doujins and manga too
Awesome, haven't been in your threads in a while.
I always just type in "Read [manga name]"
how is that original thread
Because I am a tranny and you set off my tran-dar. Death threats on bant? Why you're just offering cooking advice.
N-now comes the hard p-part, for me at least.
Pull the chicken to pieces!
T-this took a lot of strength out of m-me, sadly.
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T-then don't s-speak for a biological woman, d-dear. T-to be clear, I consider you 100% a woman j-just like I am, b-but you are the one bringing up biology s-so....
N-nice to see you again
Gib hugs?
Alright I'm trying it but it's kinda hard to navigate. I'm searching "Monster" under manga and there's a whole bunch of results that aren't relevant
*wraps her arms tightly around you and hugs* L-love you
I guess; have no way of knowing online and technically yeah I would consider you a woman either way so the point is moot.
Yo what up logan
Thank... you.
T-that said, you'd b-be surprised w-what us bio girls would d-do
It's m-my honor.
I'm Amy and nice to meet you Alice!
T-the pleasure is all mine
Good good, do you do this threads at any specific time or? Im expecting a nice sardine meal with Chicken of the Sea Sardines in water/oil/ or mustard. Prove that are you a good chef that can cook with cheap ingredients.
I needed to get back on exhentai
Thanks. I nearly forgot how comfy these threads could be
I h-have my schedule on patreon: patreon.com
Hee...I'm g-glad you think so
right, n-next step is my favorite!
Add cheese! Yum!
And t-that's it! H-here is your meal, Anonymous!
T-tell me how it is senpaitachi!
why do all of your foods look kind of gross
As always Alice, I love you.
MODS BAN EVERYONE IN THE THREAD DO IT DO IT
that would be funny I encourage this
They did it before
I d-don't know whatcha mean
T-thank you
I'd marry you if I could. What I'd give to try your cooking.
>inb4 beta faggot
I don't care. Alice a cute
S-sorry, I'm n-not one for marriage
I don't know whatcha mean by
When you find true love, Alice, then the person will want to be with you regardless of "being able to do better"
Have more faith in yourself.
Ok that's pretty dope
nice thread
W-we have very different ideas of h-how love works dear
It's gondola I think. Not black rei.
Well I hope things work out for your regardless, Alice. I'm sure you'll find someone eventually.
W-we'll see