My parents are getting a fucking divorce and they want me to decide who i live with. Who the fuck makes their child choose between them? They both hate my guts (they never told me but i can tell) so it'll be a pleasent new home whatever it will be
My parents are getting a fucking divorce and they want me to decide who i live with...
Joshua Brown
Hunter Edwards
*princess carries user to bed*
Liam Gutierrez
MODS MODS MODS!
Ban this underage poster. HURRY!
Asher Brown
>child
yeah, you act like one at least. get a job and your own place instead
David Brooks
Im 32,fuck off originahkkivvn
Ethan Myers
>Im 32,
you're the reason
the reason is you
Liam Brown
This is the perfect opportunity to move out and be a free man. Get a psychiatrist to sign a paper stating you're too autistic to work, get disability benefits and housing assistance and be a comfy NEET instead of a basement dweller
Dominic Powell
Dumb neet, get a fucking job!
Christopher Morris
>see this post
>have a right giggle
>realise I am 32 in 5 years and still live with family
Fuck
Adam Russell
live with mom so you can get sex obviously
Andrew Campbell
parents are divorced. bro moved back and been dwelling dad's basement, really, for years now. he's 32. I'm so happy I didn't end up like that
Dylan Wood
Wrong day to start this thread. Normalfags are out in force today
Jacob Hughes
Dad is gonna move out so i'll have to deal with getting all my shit out and in a truck and then back inside on the other side of town. But dad does buy me the most stuff and doesnt yell at me.
Mommy stays at home so everything can stay the same but more complaining from her and less money
I noticed, i feel judged
Hunter Reyes
moving isn't that much trouble actually, and you have the chance to get rid of a lot of junk laying around. it's just a few days work
Asher Price
Im not really used to physical work but i kinda already figured you are right, the change of home would be good and i can indeed filter all my stuff and throw away some
Nathaniel Edwards
sounds like dads bringing in all the money. if you stay with mom then her new boyfriend is going to encourage her to kick you out.
if dad gets a girlfriend she wont say anything since he's the money maker
id go with dad on that one
Kevin Adams
Move in with your mum and become the man of the house by being bossy and abusive then make her give you sexual favors.
Lincoln Jenkins
Yes again, dad seems the best option but there is a very small change he will trick me and use this oppurtunity to kick me out, like he drives me to a small studio apartment and forces me to move in there. I seriously doubt it but if he does do that and i saw it coming but fell for it anyway id feel really stupid.
Dylan Long
>I noticed, i feel judged
The things that make normalfags feel better about themselves.
What you should do is move with your dad and then try to get a (better) job and go at the situation like roomies.
It could be a comfy situation actually, assuming your dad doesn't start dating and shit again. But who knows, maybe the divorce will leave a bad enough taste in his mouth he'll just say to hell with women.
Cooper Perez
Run away as fast as you can Frank Abignail.
Jace Scott
>Who the fuck makes
>their child
>Im 32,fuck off
>Mommy
I CANT STOP LAFFING