>you are granted your oneitis/ideal girl.
>the catch is- she is this small.
What do, robot?
You are granted your oneitis/ideal girl
Hunter Parker
Dylan White
enjoy this weird happening
Luis Howard
Lick her nipples and pussy with my tongue since it would be the only way to give her pleasure.
Nathaniel Barnes
Right up the pooper. Straight up thermometer lane. Directly into the shitpit with no parole.
William Green
I crush her to death in my hand for spurning my advances. Just watching her cry out in confusion and fear as the hand of the person she loves most in the world squeezes the very life out of her would be orgasmic.
Anthony Green
That's mean user.
Origg
Oliver Sanchez
Take care of.
Not really like a pet though, I would want to have as much of a legit relationship as possible despite the extreme size disparity.
I think she'd be terrified though, maybe it would take a lot of work to get her even somewhat comfortable with things. She has that phobia of large things and objects, tall structures even make her nauseous so being tiny would probably be way worse an experience for her.
Leo Edwards
put her in a jar and keep jerking off into it until she drowns in my semen
Evan Turner
i'd yeet that thot
John Campbell
>lick her
>cherish her
>keep her in my pocket
>let her ride on my dick
>put her in my mouth
It will be very fun.
Dominic Lopez
Get her to fist my urethra
Cooper Morales
Build her a little house to live in. Talk to her. Make her kill mice in my house. Make her wash my anus. Feed her insects. Trap her in a cobweb and watch her struggle. Jerk off as a spider bleeds her dry.
Kayden Robinson
this is my ideal girl though
Blake Brooks
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
YE YE YE YE
I WANT HER
I WANT TO FUCKING FUCK HER
WHAT IS THIS CALLED? I NEED MORE!!!!!!!!!
I want to pet her hair, I want to dress her up and dress her down.
She will be my friend and tell me stories. I can build her a small house in my room, under my bed. Or maybe I'll buy her a doll house.
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!! WEEEEEEEE!!!!
Parker Cox
look up, ernie centofanti shuriken women
Jaxson Long
Tie her up with a rubber band and ejaculate on her, being very careful as to not hurt her. I'd build her a little house thing, DIY style. There's some pretty fucked up things you could do in this situation and it's very uncomfortable to think about.
Grayson Nelson
user, that's horrible.
Andrew Morales
>what do?
feel good desu, I can finally compete
William Gomez
threaten to shove her up my ass
Oliver Sanders
Shove her in my pants, she will be my dicks companion.
Jaxon Perez
makes me want to buy a Barbie doll
>ill rub it on my cock
>cum all over her hair
>then ill give her a bath, brush her hair
>dress her back up only to do it again tomorrow
Asher Thomas
I see no problem here, cute snek pet/gf who gives hugjobs on my dick
Julian Smith
>hugjobs
lel
Luis Perez
Probably buy a remote-controlled car and watch her drive around like Stuart Little
Aiden Edwards
Get a dolfie, user. Much more aesthetically appealing than Barbie.
Robert Smith
There's no way that snake girl can eat that much tuna.
Jace Torres
WELL SHE CAN TRY!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!
LET HER LIVE!!!!
Evan Rivera
good dubs thanks for sharing
Nolan Nelson
You are just jealous because you can't have a meter long tendy.
Luis King
Flush her down the toilet just for kicks. Or keep her in a jar and forget about her.
I don't even have a oneitis though.
Lol'd at these posts.
Gabriel Nguyen
I see you are also a man of great taste. I'm not sure she wins vs the mice around here.
Bentley Baker
>I now remember doing this with my sister's dolls as a kid
huh
haven't accessed that memory in a while
Jason Hernandez
fuck you I can so
>makes it a goal to prepare a meter long tendie in current year of our Lord 2019
snek girl is cute
Anthony Gonzalez
use it as dildo
Logan Bennett
Please make a video about that
Jayden Torres
Perfect size for my dick, I don't see the catch
Jack Cooper
Realistically speaking: Bring her to her family and tell her some weird magical entity has turned her this small and I happened to find her. Then I leave and never return. That is such a shitty fate and I'm not the type of person to take advantage of others misery.
If for some reason she wants to stay with me:
Try to set up an extra room for her in which she can be safe from stuff like falling objects etc. and try my best to build a house for her that has her own TV, PC with internet and anything she wants. (I'm sure they sell miniature keyboards & mice somewhere) Maybe buy her a hamster since it will be the size of a dog to her, so she can have a companion.Try to find ways to involve her in society, like finding a work at home job or something.
Justin Bailey
put her in a hamster cage and give her a hamster wheel and a hamster ball so she can exercise and feed her sunflower seeds and water. if she gets annoying i throw a giant roach in there or something
Ethan Lopez
Joke's on you OP, that's my fetish.
Camden Myers
>tfw this would be the only situation where my gf wouldn't think my penis was too small
Dominic Cooper
Inundate her with a flood of my semen, get her pregnant, then laugh when she pops because she's growing a normal-sized human in her.
Brody Roberts
is there an established name for this fetish because i have it now thanks
Ayden Sullivan
It's called instantaneous cumbustion
Eli Stewart
this ain't a joke nigga tell me what to type to find more of this idea PLEASE
Kevin Howard
>carry her around in my front pocket
>share my meals with her
>put a table in my room and make her a house on it
>get a heat pad for her to sleep on in the winter
>warm up some water in a bowl so she can bathe
>surprise her with doll clothes every now and then
It would be super comfy desu.
Brody Taylor
I'm not sure about the miniature aspect of it, but I know that there's preggo content out there where they burst. So try searching pregnancy bursting
John Scott
Urethral play