Later fuckers

>I'm an ugly dude
plastic surgery
>with an average intelligence
read more books, trivia, write essays on topics you think about often to improve verbal IQ and your articulatory ability, and go to college and university
>find love
make ways to love yourself first, then learn pickup and game, screen for women and follow advice from relationship coaches, pickup artists and divorce lawyers on how to keep a relationship
>go to medical school
save money, go to texas, go through a community college, get good grades and get a scholarship / grants or pick any one of the dirt cheap places in the world where you can get a full ride through med school for barely a few 10 thousand $ (dominican republic for example)

problems solved again, lmao absolute brainlet, you should probly kys desu if it's so easy to figure out how to fix your problems in just a few seconds

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>helicopter parents

Dumb reason to kill yourself, since you just gotta move out. I told myself i wouldn't an hero at least until i had gotten out of uni and experienced "the real world" for a while. One employer was trash compared to the other but i feel much better now despite unresolved existential issues so i would say give it a shot for a while longer.

And i tell ppl to kill themselves all the time on this site so know that i mean it and am not some faggot buttering you up

Oi cunt, come play vidya with me

>I'm killing myself tonight

how?

>I've been harassed, beaten, and ridiculed for ages. I can't take this anymore, man
trauma focused cognitive behavioral therapy via a specialized and personally experienced psychiatrist with trauma cases

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is it really this easy? are these your only problems OP? i'd swap lifes with you in a heartbeat

kys low IQ fag

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Usually the people who post that they're about to an hero come across like they deserve death anyway, so I encourage them to carry it out.

You sound OK, though, man. I'm not sure why, but I think that somehow if you killed yourself it would represent a net loss.

Why not try to just stick it out a little while longer? See what happens?

That's because your mother has the dinner ready, fucking kike

>helicopter parents
valid reason to an hero, shit home life

>being treated badly...despite my kindness
invalid reason to an hero #14 nice guy paradox

>sick of seeing disgusting whores...while I live by a moral code
invalid reason to an hero #28 if you could get away with that shit you would, you have only rationalized by saying you live by a moral code

>sick of being ghosted
valid reason to an hero, no friends

>i'm sick of it
valid reason to kill yourself, fuck this world

bye OP, sorry you're in so much pain, I hope there is something on the other side or at least I hope nothing is better than this boop boop

See ya space cowboy

Beep boop

>is it really this easy? are these your only problems OP?

Aw shit now we got the man with no legs comin up to play "I gots worse problems than youze"

What are your problems turbofag

>kys
That's literally what he's going to do, retard.

>my parents beat me as an adult
>not allowed to leave the house
>not allowed to pursue a career I wish
>literally tracked on campus via phone application
>even if I do manage to make friends, they all ghost me despite the fact that I do nothing wrong
>try to reach out and be kind, still fucked

I've problems, but it's too much, this has been going on since the 9th grade.

god speed faggot.

yeah seriously get a perspective on reality there are other people who have to deal with weak whiny bitches like you and OP whining and crying about dumb simple stupid shit they could fix very easily, and i'm sure somewhere out there there's someone way worse off than me, but i'm sure you can't wrap your head around that concept because you're too self-centered narcissistic and entitled and all you want to do is bitch whine moan wallow in self-pity and complain

join OP fag
>That's literally what he's going to do, retard.
sounds like he needs some encouragement if he's this weak

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>user absolutely DESTROYS another user
>how will the libtard ever recover?
explain to me how calling out your divide and conquer atomizing jewish bullshit ideology for what it is makes me the kike

i already solved all your problems right there you keep repeating yourself like you're stuck in a mind-loop you mentally ill low IQ idiot read what i said this will fix all your problems god you're so stupid

also
>my parents beat me as an adult
this is illegal file a police report and sue them

jesus if you're this retarded and weak you should probably just kys

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You prefer OP killing himself
One goy less, isn't?

>WAHHHH NO REALLY I GOTZ NO LEGZ THO
>I GOTZ RILL PROBLEMZ, NOT LIKE OP

Nobody cares, crip.

See? This is the type of guy whose suicide thread I'd applaud. I would unironically chip in to buy your helium tank, dude.

That is what I'll do.

So wait 2 years until you're out of college faggot, then you can cut ties and heal and maybe put together a real life.

In the meantime, try and find a hobby to occupy your mind to help you get through this torturous time. Low-stakes online poker is fun, and there's lots of learning materials free online. try bovada.lv my favorite site. Video games, chess, watch documentaries, read history, whatever. And if your parents are so cruel that you can't do these things, look forward to them when you gain your freedom.

What career did you want, what degree did you end up stuck with?

Holy shit you are there best troll I have ever seen, seriously. Hats off to you. The subtle insults mixed in with the broad and generic advice and just the whole idea of twisting a serious thread like this into a shit show, devolving everyone in it into agitated children is absolute poetry.

I love it.

livestream it faggot. or dont you want proof of yet another failure?

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I rely on them for everything. They're paying for my education, my food, everything. I have nobody I can crash at and I'm limited in everything I can do in terms of hobbies.

I wanted to study biochemistry, but they're demanding I study religious studies

I am reconsidering my position in this argument.
>tfw I was the jew all along

dude how old are you? Are you still in college? This was my life in my early 20s, total shitshow but eventually you get autonomy and then you can experience the actual real world and discover yourself as a person.

see ya, do a barrel roll

>Religious studies

Wow dude, that fucking sucks. You can always go back to school and a lot of jobs will take basically any major, not the most incredible work usually but lots of room for advancement.

Look at the next few years as a trial to be endured, some horrible punishment of fate. But know that the punishment will end soon, i mean since 9th grade, you're almost to the finish line of independence!

I'm just tired man, is it really that close? Even if I secretly choose a major against their will, I'd have to go to graduate school to find anything lucrative.

sure thing faggot how about you buy one for yourself first then we can talk

literally all you fags want to do is complain and moan and whine about how people should recognize your problems as legitimate, nobody has the right to complain about their problems there's always someone worse off in the world, so you either shut the fuck up and do something about it or just kill yourself
good, god damn

nobody likes you because you're a self-entitled narcissistic weak-willed brat, you're literally an adult and you can't even figure out how to solve your problems you need someone on a fucking goat hair handbag weaving forum, shut the fuck and grow the fuck up or at least follow up on your words, i bet you're too much of a pussy to even do it, probably just gonna swallow some random ass harmless bottle of pills or something, here, let me literally spell out how to kill yourself because you're probably too stupid naive and childish to figure out how:
-jump off a 10+ minimum story building with concrete or similar on the floor (backwards, lean back head first)
-buy a $100 shotgun and its respective ammo from walmart, load the gun with the ammo, stick the barrel through your mouth, angle the aim along the curviture of your tongue, so at the very top of the back of your neck and pull the trigger
-buy a helium tank with 100% pure helium, a CPAP mask, a bag and some duct tape, attach the hose of the mask to the tank, put the mask on your face, put the bag over your head, push all the air out of your lungs and the bag, tightly duct tape the bag to your head multiple times, turn on the helium tank just enough until you start to feel the bag start to inflate, close your eyes and sit back and relax
no problem, just doing my part to rid the world of weak bitchy moaning selfish entitled narcissistic faggots like OP

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humans do what they must. giving up now would be ridiculous think of the future

You're mean, good bye

Atleast tell them the honest truth as you would to us

don do it frendo, you'll die anyway, so just do somethign intresting while ure alive

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This
OP needs to harden the fuck up or endure a little more, he has become an adult and it will not be long before everything changes for him
It's not that easy though

ya, tonight!
wikihow.tech/Stream-Live-Video

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jesus christ, you will just give a show for some degenerate retards, ive known people like u that cant get up from a bump, get fucking over it, killing yourself is the most faggot thing you can possibly do, honestly go fuck yourself

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Entry level problems - the post

>I'm sick of being treated badly among friends, girls, and others despite my kindness.
k faggot
nothing of value lost

>I've had it. I'm killing myself tonight

Fuck you teenaged faggot

Are you going to stream it ?
What method are you going to use ?

>I'm sick of seeing disgusting whores and tards prance around doing deplorable shit with no consequences while I live by a moral code.

>robot fuck thinks its superior because he can't get sex while other people can is what this entire post and thread is summed up to.

Unironically I want you to kill yourself. Your kind are the worst.
I think most robots should kill themselves but we'll start with you. please don't be a larp.

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>despite my weakness.
FTFY
adios faggot.

Brother that's not the way. Please stay with us.

> discover yourself as a person
You talk like a roastie

Don't.

It gets better.

Dont kys if u r white u need to save the race. Watch some MDE content its rly great just dont give up keep going peace

>Everyone's mean to me even though I'm such a NICEGUY
>My fellow Jow Forums bros will understand me even if I'm 14!
>Give me (You)s
next time u wanna kill yourself fuck up and do it you gimp

based
incel virgins go back

we all know OP won't kill itself although that'd be the best outcome

haha, you make my day. also op if you kill yourself do not forgot to stream it.

This, stop being nice, start asking for revenge, start blaming other. Stop being a cuck and stand up man and avange yourself.

Stfu you fucking retard im not an incel i had a gf you fucking moron just kys

>stop being nice
could you not tell I was taking the piss out of him?
OP is obviously not a nice guy he is a fag

>Stfu you fucking retard im not an incel i had a gf you fucking moron just kys
>Stfu you fucking retard im not an incel i had a gf you fucking moron just kys
lmao do you virgins even read what you type

>complains about someone complaining
yeah dude, let's just let all the problems be, never talk about it. Dipshits like you are the reason the world stays the shithole it is right now. I hope you get shot, you're just blocking progress.
Don't do it OP. Don't give up. There is games you can play to waste time until it gets better

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Farwell user. I'm guessing you won't go gently and that's understandable. This winding infinitesimal flash of sentience in the eternal void of time and space is unreasonable and malignant in its uselessness and its ultamate cessetion negates that lack of reason. I'm guessing you're watching this thread and will collect all replies and conversations for short introspection before going. If that's the case I'd like to dedicate this song to you little user. Listen to the lyrics very carefully and go in peace. youtu.be/dTnYL0ZZt2w

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U still alive user?

lmao have fun in hell lmao

Whoa, OP, let's chill out for a moment. Try to get a job and/or go to college so you can even get a better job to get away from your helicopter parents and just ignore everything else. If your friends ghost you, fuck 'em. Didn't need them. You can find other ones. There is 7 billion people on this planet, OP. You will find other people. Don't give up.

gn man

Hope you have a decent afterlife user, don't worry about rude posters they wouldn't be so angry all the time if they didn't secretly want to die too.

Yo OP, my dad killed himself, and we were distant. It hurt so much. Imagine what 2 helicopter parents will feel. Stick it out for them

>I'm killing myself tonight
At risk of having the FBI pay me a visit, don't kill yourself user
Do something that will get you killed.
Go shoot up a known gang spot or something

I didn't have Jow Forums when I was 13. Lucky me or you?

I bet you thought that sounded poetic.