/r9straight/ - 23

>I'm not insecure about my sexuality
>being Straight is not normie

sounds like youre insecure

Going to get a haircut today, what are you going to do today fellow straightbots?

faggots in full damage control

The face gives it away
Also, post girls

>Didn't put the ' in you're
Sounds like you're upset

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>I'm not insecure about my sexuality and being Straight is not normie

Its like your making fun of yourself at this point. wtf am i supposed to say to denigrate you if you are denigrating yourself...

FUCK YOU.

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>be attractive
>don't be not attractive
Now what it means differs from one woman to the next, general points would be to not be fat, clean (washed), not wearing some torn shit unless it was made that way.

Faggy is seething rn

Copied that down in notepad, I have a gap between my teeth btw, will that matter?

Don't worry i came with the same arguments to the faggots in r9gay too, but i got bored after they continued in their degeneracy.

Its literally cringe to have a r9straight, feels like were no different then the faggots in r9gay.

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Tfw I just want to protect someone

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If you don't like it just don't post ITT fags

Depends on how wide it is I guess.
Shit like that really depends on the woman. Tough I guess the more pronounced it is, the harder you'll have it to find a giel that isn't distracted by it too much.

Have you thought about joining the Secret Service?

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Sorry but it feels like you are reducing straight people to some collectivist shit mentality like the lgbt comunity is.

That's why r9straight sucks, because you bring straight people to the same level as r9gay collectivists faggots.

Straight people do cool and interesting shit, not mediocre things like: WE STRAIGHT PEOPLE SHOULD GATHER AROUND AND TALK ABOUT OUR STRAIGHTNESS.

You are literally acting like the faggots in r9gay!!! You're acting like STRAIGHT FAGGOTS!!!

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Some think it can be cute. Some will be turned away by it.

I fucking love how these threads always do WORSE than /r9gay/.

>Jow Forums manages to contain Sissies and fags by making their own two general threads
>some dumbshit OP makes a /r9straight/ because he is a "proud alpha male" although Jow Forums made it clear 1000x that the menace of T H E G A Y is over/containned
OP you are doing this whole thing wrong

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>threads that are exceptions that prove the rule
>"I know lets make a thread that's an exception to the exceptions"

I bet if you run into a place that had a taco Tuesday you would try to bring up a "non-taco Wednesday"

most of this board is sissy faggots spreading their fetish everywhere they can

You know what happens when you make a /general/ with lots of boys in it?
It becomes gay.

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I.e the homodenial general
Real straights just post wamen

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I'm trying to condition myself into being straight again. I have several problems.
>I don't think vaginas are attractive at all, even perfect innies
>I don't want to penetrate anything
>I'm 100% submissive
Should I just kill myself? I don't want to be a sexual degenerate. Pegging also pales in comparison to proper futa on male.

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It's the required Jow Forums embassy thread, such as /fph/ on Jow Forums.

Nah you're fucked mate, maybe become a sissy or something. Everything about straight sex will just feel forced to you.

This.

It disgusts me that you claim to be straight.

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Making a thread for straight people is liking making a thread for drinking water or eating bread.

>still straight
r9k has always had homos they were just more apologetic about it

Could always just get femdommed.

>that pic
I hate that I immediately knew which hentai that was from.

I know you don't seriously care about that, but if you did, just try injecting testosterone. It will guarantee fix your asexuality. You haven't gone full gay, which points to your lack of T the problem. Same reason you feel less attraction to women after you fap.

My T levels are fine according to bloodwork I had done.

Do tell friend

oregami

>tfw I'll never suck on big tiddies.

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Something something Chii-chan. I don't remember the name (image search helped a bit) but it's about a fat dude losing his virginity to some tan bimbo in exchange for school shit

I'll trust you on this, but just so you know even if your levels are 'fine' according to your doctor, they may still be drastically lower than they should be. Blood testing places use the average of their tests to mark the average, and since the average level of T has been dropping by 1-2% per year and mostly only men with low T get it tested, you can have a level within an "acceptable" range but really it's much lower than it biologically should be.

Anything below 600 should be supplemented. I would argue even below 7-800.

It's kind of wholesome, shows that even us robots can make it

>tfw no mommy gf that forces me to crossdress for her
completely straight

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i would, but then i'm afraid i'd have to see you get fucked in the ass by other boys

Still straight as long as it's for mommy

so.. how do we feel about escorts?

Thank fuck for this thread, I hope it replaces r/9fag forever

I see them as a last resort but you don't lose your virginity either way

>last resort
>virginity

your prob one of those fags who believe in love.

I wonder straightbros... I got a bit of a problem.

I'm a premature ejaculator.

Anyone have experience with this shit? I could use some help.

jack off before having sex

that way you can get it up but be desensitized

Baka Dakedo Chinchin Shaburu no Dake wa Jouzu na Chii-chan
For people who don't know/were too lazy to search on vndb.

Grindr is a good start for girls (males) and sissies if you can't find a girl

Like... right before?

Does that work?

Grindr is a fag app, fuck off faggot tranny apologist

Why not just keep going after you ejaculate the first time? You'll last much longer the second time. This approach will also make you less anxious about trying to stop the first one (which will make you last longer as well). Just tell the person you're doing it with that you haven't had sex in a while so you'll have to cum quickly the first time and then you can continue normally.

Any premature ejaculation greentexts?
Tell us some stories of how you blasted quickly and how it felt.

Why do the threads I always agree with die out? Major bump for you user!

THE FOLLOWING IS AN OBSERVATION, NOT A COMPLAINT:
>The only reason that r9gay exists is because its degenerate and that makes it interesting.
No, it's the mods. If you do the wrong thing in them, it gets deleted instantly. One might assume that the mods are themselves fags.