/britfeel/

>down in Southampton for uni
owned

t. soton student

2019. Another year of being a neet.

to be fair, blacked porn seems to always get the fittest pornstars. they never look like used up whores like most pornstars do

Is radio on tonight lads?

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>What will I get my brother for christmas?
>Well what's he into?
>He's a paedo
>Get him one of those jap paedo figurines then
>Should I get him a real one?
>Nah fuck that, he'll only spunk on it, get him a fake one.

What was everyone's favourite Christmas present and/or memory of Christmas?

kek'd lad, well done
well done

I have red dead redemption 2 and I played some of it yesterday and it's quite good but I'm a very lethargic person so I can't be bothered to even turn on my ps4.
I also have a hoodie which I like v much

I need to wank all the time but I'm trying not to watch porn and all I have is imagination and FB pics it's hard to get off to it

>His mum doesen't clean his anime figures for him

yeah but it also has people of colour in it as well.

Stop bully me user, my sister is a massive weaboo too

Timothy James Byrne's father:

Patrick J Byrne

Lee Anthony Hoyland selling his unused home gym he bought for himself last new year

Amir is a bully
Simple as

Why haven't you called out monis blatant racism?

Old news you creepy fucker.

Talking to a girl I dated for a month, I ended it because there was another girl I liked more that I wanted to ask out.

>I started seeing someone else. Just started before Christmas will see him again next sat
Oh wow ok. Hopefully he's the one!
>I'm seeing 2 guys at the same time actually, but the PHD guy in my school is too young and although I like him I think it's not going to be anything serious
Do they know? I'd go mental fi a girl did that to me
>It's early stage. So it's ok. Plus I'm not their gf yet. I will only be exclusive if one wants me to be his gf and wants something serious.
Ah I see, still it's like they're competing for you. If that's what women do I don't think I stand a chance.
>Guys do that too. They go on dates with different women then pick one to go steady.
Really? That doesn't right. Whath appens if you really like a girl and then she likes someone else? It's just setting yourself up for disappointment. "Oh sorry but my top choice has asked me out instead so I can't make it"
>You can google about it. It's normal.

If this is "normal" to women then I can't be arsed with dating apps.

*Farts in your face*
How's that for creepy

Kek yeah lad IKTF, I switch between my roku stick and xbone in my living room and feels like a massive hassle

Thats normal to all women lad, part of the reason places like Jow Forums get so busy.

Spunked 18GBP on a 192 dot com pass which gave me all of six searches - what with the discovery of Timothy James Byne's former detached family residence in Hazlemere.

Disappointingly searches uncovered almost no useful information.

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Women on dating apps are the bottom of the barrell. Any normal/sane woman already has a boyfriend.

nobody really cares though lad, do they?

She's right. You aren't exclusive until you are exclusive.

To be honest you seem very weird and creepy just from that conversation.

>I'd go mental
>I don't think I stand a chance

and then at the end when she can't be arsed with you anymore she tells you to google it.

Says a lot about you mate. You need to give your head a shake. Sounds like you're an annoying creep. And it sounds like you have such low self esteem that you believe that you could never be any girl's top choice, which is probably the root of your creepy possessiveness.

brainlet level IQ talking to your exes lad, their only goal in that conversation is to make you feel bad

stop giving him (you)s and he'll go and cry for attention somewhere else, always happens

Yes. That's right I am in sotunampton

This is why i can't even be ased with woman most of the time. It takes me so much effort to date one person, fuck dating a few girls.

>Why haven't you called out monis blatant racism?
Because I couldn't give a fuck.

not him. tbf though if you have the time to date multiple people i doubt you have any life at all. And how can you develop feelings for someone if you are dating multiple people

oh ok, moni is a disgusting subhuman nigger who should be deported back to whatever paki shit hole his ancestors were part of

Trying to purge myself of chocolate and general junk food in time for new year new user, but turns out I've got so much shite, particularly chocolate:
>roll of Morrison's cookie dough
>half a tub of Snickers ice cream
>two pastel de natas
>one chocolate pot dessert
>mosher chocolate
>chocolate pringles
>2 x selection boxes
>half a tub of Quality Street but it's the ones I don't like much, like the sticks and coins
>a white chocolate Kinder Bueno
>massive jar of Nutella
>4x Belgian chocolate brownies
And there's probably more still to be found..

She continued

>[link to a magazine site about dating multiple people]
>I'm not in a relationship with anyone yet
Mmm I don't think you would've been happy for me to continue to date you and the other girl
>I would be dating other ppl as well. Then it's fair
>But I won't sleep with 2 ppl at the same time. So if I get intimate with one guy then I will ask him if it's going to be exclusive for both of us
>If he says no then I'll date other ppl at the same time or I dump you. Simple as that.

Now it's like she wants to start dating again but why on earth would I do that?

>wah my life is so hard I can pick and choose who I want to date
another blatant case of normie problems

You only go out with (fuck this "date" thing, what are you, a yank?) multiple people in the "getting to know you" stage.

Have you ever spotted are Timmy in any of these

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It doesn't take more than a date to know if you don't like somebody. What women are doing is holding out for something better while stringing one guy along.
He's right, it's disgusting and I wouldn't put up with it. If you agree to that you're literally a cuckold.

Bloody love are Tim desu lads, feel terrible for him as well.

>a 30+ year old man samefagging to himself in a shitty corner of a shitty imageboard

>you only go out with multiple in the getting to know you stage

Yeah, how can you have time for that if you have a life? how can you work, see a few different people a few times a week, put time into hobbies and maybe see friends. You could only do that shit if your life is work and date, basically no life. Dating one girl took up too much of my time, i would essentially have to put everything aside if i was seeing her for a day.

>fuck this "date" thing, what are you, a yank?
No, i just say it for some reason.

Aye pal.

Have you seen Timothy's former family residence in Hazlemere?

the year me and my bro got a SNES, played the shit out of that for years.
what about u lad?

Not yet lad, reckon you should show me though cause it sounds interesting.

Moni is a subhuman rapist nigger

isnt there an extention i can get which will properly filter posts instead of just auto-hiding them like the "normal" filter on the site does?

>It doesn't take more than a date to know if you don't like somebody.

It takes more than a date to know if you want to be exclusive with someone though.

It's not up to me how you manage your time lad.

Act 1 is over

Defying Gravity was pretty great but obviously not as good as Idina Menzel

Acting is good but the actress playing Glinda is a bit on the older side

I remember Louis ck did a bit about this, was hilarious

>It's not up to me how you manage your time lad.

i know, but i'm just making a general point that if someone is properly dating multiple people then they will barely have a life outside of it. I don't know how anyone could be ased doing it, why not just date one person who you like and give it a go, rather than dating multiple people. Seems like a right mess about

Nobody has that many options that they have to be dating multiple people at once.
You will have a preference between any two people, so go with the one you like more.

This is like a post you'd write to a friend, not something you'd write on a board where a few posts previous is someone calling you a subhuman nigger.

You are very confused.

I like to give girls a chance lad. Sometimes the person you end up liking more isn't the person you thought initially.

I normally date a girl three times and if I'm not feeling like moving forwards into an exclusive relationship then I break it off then. If you do that, then you're usually seeing 2 or 3 different girls at a time. There's nothing wrong with that at all.

>can't date girls i like
>can only get dates with women who are fat/old/mothers/not asian

>write to a friend
You know that's what I see you guys and girls as

I cant get get any dates/

Yeah that's why I think you are confused. People here aren't your friends. Most people viciously hate you.

any sign of his wife or daughters names on his old residences?

>got a date on saturday
>not attracted to her at all, she's what I'd call repulsive in both personality and physically
>only doing it to prove to another girl that I'm trying to get over her

Honestly new to me this. Every normie fella i know only gets into one bird at a time, sometimes two.

For some reason you think you're better and deserve more attention that us just because you have a trip

why dude it's christmas break

Intervals at the theatre suck when you're on your own

>any sign of his wife or daughters names on his old residences?

No. That's exactly what I was looking for. I was going to msg the daughter (alleged daughter) on normiebook - but alas that's not possible at the moment.

>radio
RADIO RADIO RADIO YES PLEASE ZEUS DADDY

I was speaking to Andrew at the club the other night about you and he wasn't kind. Between snorting lines of cocaine off the underaged chinese hooker at his table he would entertain us with stories from his time with you and "those other freaks that post there".
The venom he has for you Moni, be very careful around him. He was almost spitting with rage.

>Using a girl to get back at another

You really are a disgusting bastard mate

We NEED to crack the Timothy Byrne code before he's too far gone

Life sucks when you're a filthy sex offending black skinned paki

Go and get yourself a beer my man. Act white for once.

Too late now, only 3 minutes left

It's sounding more like guys date one girl at a time while a girl will have several guys on the go at once.
If she can't get the guy she wants by the time she hits... mid 30s... then she'll settle for someone else.

As a jew whose parents died at the hands of Germany in 1943, I find this place disgusting and my lawyers will be building a case to have r9k blocked in the UK.

Watching Rachel Riley on The Chase. She is literal perfection in female form.

need some clarification
are you (moni) in fact
poleaboo?

been away for some years

>r9k blocked in the UK.
fucking wish this would happen, its the only way ill get my life back

>Is radio on tonight lads?
Zeus said it was on last night and it wasn't, clearly it's been silently cancelled for good.

Ignore me all you want, doesn't change the fact you are a paki and not welcome in england, I'd honestly kill myself if I was a black man why don't you think about suicide? Do you bit to get rid of the paki menace and take yourself out

>using
calm down lad it's just a date

My name is Monica (Moni for short)

I've gone by other names in the past

Just how many years have you been away

>silently cancelled for good
Just like Brexit!

When you apply for jobs, do you use the name Monica?

No? Well then, that isn't your name, is it? It's your online role play name.

You've not noticed her 'friendly' eye then.

The artist formerly known as Poleaboo

its poley/pakiboo/ribena/poleslaw

yes it's poleaboo

the paki sexual offender who is unrepentant in his actions

there was a time when poley genuinely got ignored by everyone and went mental and posted his cock, remember that?
desuarchive.org/int/thread/59147477/#59148760

about 2 years lad
I suppose my question is
are you the poster formerly known as poleaboo?

>desuarchive.org/int/thread/59147477/#59148760
holy fuck

Hahah does Poley really wear a cock cage?