If you roll a 1, 4, or an 8, you have no do nofap for the entirety of 2019. If you roll 0, 2, or 9...

If you roll a 1, 4, or an 8, you have no do nofap for the entirety of 2019. If you roll 0, 2, or 9, you have to make at least one new friend each month. If you roll a 3 or 6, you must stop using Jow Forums and learn a new skill. If you roll a 7, you have to go to church weekly next year. Dubs = Exempt from all, free to continue on the loser path.

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That seems fair I guessss

5 is reroll.

Lol holy fuck

>church
not doing that
I'll nofap for a month (maybe)
and make one friend this year

rolling and bullying

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hehe time to jump off a cliff eh.

Ok, let's try, I'm ready for a change.

Please let me keep being a loser

I will only for the Christian feasts, I don't want to be recognized.
Reroll for something else to add.

5 is reroll, let's go.

Rolling for nofap hopefully.

Alright then lets see this shit

I thought this was gonna be another probability thread

Thanks, that's what I needed.

Sure let's roll, after all I have no intention of actually following through on this

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>church
Gay and useless
>make a new friend each month
Stupid idea. Better to have a few close friends, than a lot of "friends".

Do I get the chosen dubs?

I will roll but I bet im too pussy to follow through

Yeah sure fuck it why not. Praying I keep being able to do at least five cums a day

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