Anyone want to join my cult?

Anyone want to join my cult?

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ya yes i do

Only if it's a typo :-)

The slow realization you'll never have a cute daughter.

does that cult have anything to do with that jar of ehm.. "milk" next to you?

Only if I get to bang her

I really want to join or start a cult that calls its dissenters "deceptive retards". It would be functional and funny.

Look up the lords of chaos (criminal group)

I'm surprised Cunn* isn't used more as a tactic to get normalfags out of the board

tfw you will never be in a pedo satanist death cult with your world leader buddies

Mods ban it instantly, even when it breaks zero rules even when pictures aren't even posted.

Of course homosexuals trying to force their shit roam free 24/7

My cult is much more interesting.

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if your cult involves drinking that lolis piss then yes

If it's cool I guess

Don't have much better things to be doing

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i would join any organization if loli were to invite me

I'd join loli worship cult

Hang yourself degenerate pedofag.
Sage and report.

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do you know that age of consent was a feminist invention?

>The people you don't like do it so it's bad
Fuck off pedofag.

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why the fuck do parents even post pics like this, they have to know some creep is gonna jack off to the pictures

I'm playing with the idea of starting some kind of a death cult for people with empty lives such as myself who won't mind if they have to become human sacrifices. It's doubtful I would find anyone to join however. People usually want cults to provide them with either sex or spiritual meaning, and I can't really provide either.

But we could remove your heart and present it as a gift to a priestess that's dressed up as the sun god, if that's what scratches your itch.

Why do anything? For anything that exist someone is jacking off to it.

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It is their daughter at a diner looking back at them. What makes that successively to some creep jacking off?

god i wish I had a cute little girl in my arms right now

This observation is true. But as long as you don't post pics of your newly mopped floor on Instagram, no one can jack off to it.

You think I'm joking but a few years ago user posted a YouTube channel with vids of some guy cleaning, with shoutouts to other dudes in the beginning. Could've been a fetish thing.

Cunny is love, cunny is life. This is fact.

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Hiroshima needs his advertising money

can someone edit this picture so that the computer screen shows Jow Forums. thanks

if all girls were cute little girls my incentive for dating and going out would be increased 100 fold

why is she wearing makeup....

Actually this is the original photo

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>priestess that's dressed up as the sun god
show us the outfit!

when the fuck is zone two over?

wow even kept the refelections!
also who is this human being?

because society is broken and women are becoming sluts from a younger and younger age

>browse xvideos
>watching asianstreetmeat sluts
>want to subscribe
>too expensive
>use google
>downloads take me to shady download sub websites
>buy a month
>end up on jailbait website (forum) through just clicking
>questionable ages
>thread with 100 pages
>browse to the 50ish page
>download pizza

How long until the FBI break my door?

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ty based user. for this meme, it was worth being added to the list for posting and saving images from this thread.

It's my girlfriend, user. Why do you ask?

Impossible. While it's easy to find pizza on the Internet, you will not find a single website that hosts it for its own purpose. You will find many porn sites like xhamsters, xvideos, pornhub etc with pizza

Protip, run a virtual non-windows operating system in vmware or some such virtualization software. Never run windows as the virtual computer. Then you can browse with no care in the world

Fuck off FBI lying cunt

What am I lying about, retard?

It's not like I wanted to watch it, I just end it up there. The "legal teens" kept getting younger and younger, next thing I realized, I'm fucked.

give me the name, NOW
and no one gets hurt

Have fun in prison, dirty pedo

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They don't, retard. They literally have THOUSANDS of people whose job it is to scout the web, find pizza people and their websites, take them down and pass the job on to other law enforcement people that then prosecute. They work with law enforcement in Europe as in the US, as well as South America and certain parts of Asia.

What you did was you clicked on a honeypot site meant to entrap people who seek these sorts of things.
You may see what appears to be pizza but there actually is none to be found.

When you visit these websites, scripts are injected into your browser to monitor you. Anti-virus programs cooperate with law enforcement so they will deliberately avoid detecting these scripts. Using no-script and other addons does not work.

Tons of pizza is uploaded to popular pornsites on a daily basis, including xhamster, pornhub, etc. Xhamster and xvideos receive some of the most pizza content.
Browsing by newest submissions you will find some of this vile content.
These porn sites employ people whose job it is to remove this sort of content but they also cooperate with law enforcement and use software to block the videos before they are even uploaded. Same is true for Youtube.

And yes I know LEA is reading and bla bla bla kiss my ass and suck my dick you dumb fucking cocksuckers I don't give a fucking shit

>those open tabs

>Then you can browse with no care in the world
You can browse with no care in the world when you have full-disk encryption enabled so that when shit hits the fan, you can simply shut your computer down and it will remain securely locked for as long as you want. Stop consuming non-italian pizza though.

This user gets it.

Scammers and other LEO also like to use file hosts that require payment so they can either steal your info or track you by monetary means.

>Stop consuming non-italian pizza though.
I don't
I am talking about avoiding clicking on malicious links.

To my surprise I found out that shitskins are trying to profit off these sorts of things. Especially South American shitskins. I have no idea how law enforcement works in countries where the average iq is so low. They must employ their brightest people.

You are still mistaken about what you wrote. There are plenty of forums with strange urls that contain a vast quantity of softcore CP, mostly ukrainian stuff. It's easy to find with DuckDuckGo and they do "host it for its own purpose".

No, idiot, those are entrapment sites.
You see, law enforcement is not allowed to distribute nude stuff so they use non-nude stuff as bait.

Enjoy your malware LOL

>speaks of IQ
>refers to others as "poop people" like some child in the schoolyard

>so user, why do you have a bunch of pictures of little girls on your computer?

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sam hyde is a child rapist

Scatman detected

What? You dont appreciate fine art?

That is exactly what I found. I'm just going to purge my whole computer, fuck it.

>Using IE
Hope you've reported yourself too.

Enable full-disk encryption first. Immediately actually.

>No, idiot, those are entrapment sites.
They aren't. They are forums who have all the material archived and in which each thread is an entire site rip of the original agencies' sites from the early 2000s.
>law enforcement is not allowed to distribute nude stuff so they use non-nude stuff as bait
Nudity is irrelevant when it comes to CP and the word is not even mentioned in the legal definitions. What makes it illegal is the sexual explicitness of the image and when it isn't hardcore, what matters is whether or not there is a lascivious exhibition of the genital or anal area so that the image, despite a lack of sexual activity, indicates a clear sexual purpose, ex.: an underage girl in a doggy position whose butt is facing the camera (illegal; clothed or not).
>Enjoy your malware LOL
I literally have nothing to worry about and sleep like a baby.

If he said the south american poop people you might think he meant a real tribe

Let's imagine this scenario. A state has an Islamist population of a couple of millions but has banned all Islamist teaching, books, practice, whatever, both online and in the real world. There are no mosques, no Islamist forums, etc.
The government know these groups of people believe in the supremacy of Islam, they want to turn the non-Islamic state Islamic.
How the hell does the government monitor these people to see if they're going to do a terrorist attack? They can't, or it's extremely difficult.

So they allow softcore mosques, softcore Islamist forums. They allow places for these people to gather in groups and discuss their intentions and beliefs and so on, without allowing the radicalization of others.

Suddenly they have places that they know the Islamists go to that they can monitor.

Now replace Islamist with Pizzaist and it's the same scenario.

Western governments have learned that restricting people too much is counter-productive to the control and stability of society. It's better to allow people to at least partially be themselves.

>he thinks encryption works

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What's a kid doing at a bar? Does she think she's people?

>So they allow softcore mosques, softcore Islamist forums. They allow places for these people to gather in groups and discuss their intentions and beliefs and so on, without allowing the radicalization of others.
The softcore stuff I'm talking about is still actual CP, i.e. still illegal. contrary to that other user's naive belief that "it's only cops who would create such sites and they would never share nude stuff". Pic related, two chan sites (there's also a third co-site which also has millions of visits) which are on the clearnet and are literal "CP sites" filled with actual hardcore which do "host it for its own purpose", though there aren't many like these, hence the reason I previously only mentioned the more common silent forums that just archive the stuff with no visible activity though plenty of visits.

Bait harder, champ.

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the triforce chans are legit honeypots tho dont go there

Consider this naive user's post though:
>Impossible. While it's easy to find pizza on the Internet, you will not find a single website that hosts it for its own purpose.
LOL
and if it's a honeypot, consider:
>You see, law enforcement is not allowed to distribute nude stuff so they use non-nude stuff as bait.
LOL 2x

look at the tabs you utter retard
that picture is 8838383883years old bait

You are so gullible. I know of those chans. ALL of them are honeypots, you idiot. There used to be 1 or 2 that weren't but they were taken down years ago.

There exists hundreds of similar-looking honeypot chans with unusual extensions (.party, .site etc)

>You are so gullible.
I'm not the one claiming that there is no site dedicated to CP on the clearnet and that cops would never share "nude stuff".
>ALL of them are honeypots
That's unproven and you're the idiot if you believe no pedo would create a CP site on the clearnet. Everything dedicated to illegal stuff should be treated as a honeypot though and your own OPSEC should be your only worry.

>That's unproven and you're the idiot if you believe no pedo would create a CP site on the clearnet
Can you not read? There are thousands of people who get paid to take these sites down. They last at most an hour.

>They last at most an hour.
Wrong.

giga newfag detected
neck yourself

I know of at least three imageboards about it that have been around for a long time.

No, idiot. It's not possible. No host will allow it and if a host did it would get taken down.

Islamists with millions in funding can't keep their sites up for more than a day. No way pizza people with few thousand dollars in funding could.

>It's not possible.
But it is, you sweet summer child.

Enjoy your malware, retard. Our conversation is over. You don't know anything.

>implying her dad doesn't jack off with them

>Enjoy your malware
I'm not a brainlet with no OPSEC and I don't even like non-italian pizza.
>Our conversation is over.
Don't forget to put some cream on your butt to ease the pain.
>You don't know anything.
You think you know anything.