If fembots don't exist then where's my bf

if fembots don't exist then where's my bf

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Well why don't you pick one, they're all free to a good home.

Fuck all lowercase It really is a chick

well, where you looking for someone in your league or mostly the high quality men?

Can I keep you in a cage and fuck your pooper?

yes and no.
anal seems way too painful

ill be your e bf and eventually well meet and stuff and love each other so much

discord?

I'm right here. I'm really dumb and boring though

im too lazy to download discord

shut the fuck up shes mine already

i like dumb and boring guys. im one myself

email me then

[email protected]

Go outside and smile more. Had this same problem for 10 years, its not that hard once you stop convincing yourself to not be approachable.

I'm not gay but good luck then

every girl I've done in the ass has loved it, you just gotta do a lot of foreplay. Nothing will beat the time when I was fisting this slut and licking her ass, then smoothly moved to fuck her ass and she pissed all over my nuts. She became addicted to anal and DP afterwards lmao

I want a boyfriend like this and anything below you can keep

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i find it hard to smile because i am depressed

this sounds extremely gross user

He has an uneven nose and it is very, very distracting.

Yeah that's everyone buddy. Fake it til you make it.

That was a test, I don't want poop on my dick
Also, you're going to have to move to American Siberia

It was fucking disgusting! Had to buy a new mattress. But the sadistic side of me fucking loved every damn second.

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im right here you dumb bitch now let me suck pusy

I wasn't really serious but I gotta say I do like imperfect noses. I don't like his face from the profile though, it's a bit odd. And for some reason I'm really into this dirty blonde/light brown hair colour, eyes don't matter

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You literally just have to make a profile on any dating site and you'll have a bf before the day is over. Fembots cannot exist.

Just go outside, search for your looksmatch and wave at him. Chat him up a little and set up a date.
Or way easier: go on OkCupid/POF and look for someone you like. Dating as a girl is easy as fuck.

then don't bitch about being lonely you stupid whore.

he get bored waiting for a female and converted to boipuss

right here but you need to accept my pussy/ass eating and foot fetish

Kek every time.
LARPing fag detected

Nice try "fembot". Now would you please stop pretending?

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