How dead will this place be tonight when all the normies leave to party and have sex?

What games do you play? Im planning on getting drunk tonight too and playing games

>go to bar
>order beer
>try to make smalltalk with someone
>they ignore
>buy second beer
>fiddle around with phone
>occasionally look up to see everyone else having fun
>get up
>wander around a bit
>sigh and leave
>know that the only people who noticed you are happy you're gone because they thought you were going to shoot up the place
that's how it always goes for me, nothing good comes from me going to a bar. Fuck off with your normalfag advice, normalfag scum

A lot of stuff user. I'm a competitive overwatch player (peak 4400 sr) but other than that I casually play league, hots, magic arena, hearthstone, deep rock galactic, vermintide 2, payday 2, I have a lot more games I can install that I quit for one reason or another like siege.

I don't mind buying a game if you want to play something else since there's a few games and I don't mind trying new things. I've been eyeing some games anyways like blops 4, dead by daylight, last year, etc. but don't want to buy without someone to play with.

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I fucked up the last paragraph since at work on phone sorry desu

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Whats your job tendy boi?

last year it was dead and comfy here. It felt like spending NYE with friends.

Thats okay user, Im at work too. Do you have a discord I can add you on? Ill add you when I get home

Holidays are the best time to be on Jow Forums for precisely this reason, all the normalniggers are gone. New Years, Valentines Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas are the best.

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If a fat ugly neck beard wearing an anime/cartoon-comic/pony/ shirt tried talking to me at a bar I'd ignore him too, maybe try wearing something that doesn't give away your powerlevel

Payless shoes manager. I hate it lol.

Sure it's HonHon#9896

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I never stay on Jow Forums on New Year even though I've got nowhere to go
There's that irrational idea that if I start doing something productive, maybe this year will be different

At least you get to scope out feet all day lol. Any good stories?

I used to work in a dollar store LOTS of crackhead stories.

what do you do when its 00:00 and everyone is kissing and screaming and jumping?

The normalfag who gave that advice didn't consider how much this fucking sucks since he has never had to go through it. This year and the last 2 years I have turned down NYE invitations from my friends. They're all married or engaged so it's going to be a bunch of couples doing couple shit and then me standing in a corner if I went. I'd rather be home alone shitposting with anons instead of putting myself through being the one single person in a room full of couples as the ball drops.

Not really. Only story I've had is I almost got fired because a pair of ladies came into my store expecting a discount they were not entitled to. My subordinate went against me (her manager) in front of them and then the 3 of them berated me for what felt like an hour. After that the younger of the two said i was acting hostile and making them feel uncomfortable (I never even raised my voice lol but she did) and threatened to call mall security. Then started flagging down men leaving the store and walking by asking them not to leave because I was apparently scaring her (I never even left the counter until I went to the back to call my dm lol)

They caused a huge scene and called corporate over nothing because I didn't want to give them like 70 percent off a pair of shoes for no reason. The company apologized and made me look like an idiot, told them I was fired, and froze my coworkers status in the company so we couldn't fire her in "retaliation" (we wouldn't have. She's a terrible employee who was going to be fired anyways)

They did some even worse shit to me I made a thread about earlier today. This company sucks.

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I'll just play league of legends and a bit dark souls

Oh god get over yourself

>what do you do when its 00:00 and everyone is kissing and screaming and jumping?

>transform into firebreathing frog that can shoot tendies from cock
>no one notices yet, kill bartender with tendie right between the eyes
>hop over bar to find her shotgun and key
>hop to front of bar using stealth boy
>lock door
>someone sees floating shotgun
>W-Whu the fuck?!
>blow his brains out and hit the naenae
>stealth boy wears out and everybody screams at the dancing frog
>this angers me
>start projectile vomiting poison over everyone and spraying into crowd with shotgun shells and tendies
>start dabbing and intermittently sniffing cute feet
>everyone ded nao
>light place on fire
>hop home
>transform back to incel
>get best sleep of whole year
>mfw

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That's pretty shitty man. I finally got a good job but feel i may lose it any week now for incompetence. I'd sooner die than go back to being constantly berated and mocked by coworker and customer alike. One chill thing about retail is the dating potential. Granted i only went on one with a ugly chubby girl, but still.
Do you have a plan out?

Yeah my manager says he'll back up any lie I make for my time as an assistant manager so I can get another management job (This was my first one and I did a damn good job. The company is just dogshit.)

So I'm updating my resume, adding him as a former employer, and going for higher paying management jobs. I'm confident I'll find one.

As for dating I never got close to a date. But I did find one girl who both my coworkers thought was into me. She was really pretty too. But I got nervous when she tried to talk to me and sperged out saying "oh I don't remember you" when she said "I think we had this same conversation last time I here, user."

So welp. Lol. Good manager, awful possible bf.

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I'm so fucking tired of listening to you incapable fucking retards who are afraid even to start a small talk and then everyone else is somehow guilty. Oh just get some fucking balls and call someone, go drink alone and you will find some people to have fun, you don't have to find some Jow Forums fags or talk about Jow Forums things and jokes for fucking god sake, adapt, try to be with the normalfags and you will see that not everyone is normalfag, they are just undercover normalfags. Get up and do something instead of wining around like little bitches.

What console are you using?
And do you have an opinion on the fake upscale payless commercial?

>be a normalfag

Nigger when I get drunk I get really racist and talk about the jews and how they've corrupted me and many others. I also think I confess my sissy fetish. I refuse to take a chance on drinking in public.

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its not that fucking easy. I bet you've met some fucking losers in clubs and bars. those people who just really stand out, who say those stupid fucking things no one cares about and you just smile and walk away. and afterwards you talk to your friends about that fucking loser who was just standing there talking about shit anoying people. some people just are like that and i can understand if they dont want to go out anymore.

Failed norman here. I have a few options for tonight but I can't be fucked. I'm going to drink the bottle of champagne I got from grandparents alone in my room, hope that r9k is more fun and play some red dead. I have some weed as well. Sucks knowing my parents will be downstairs talking about how much of a loser I am.

Console, user?

And not really. No one here knew about it ahead of time. The company doesn't tell us shit. I personally don't care lol. Payless will be bankrupt again for good by 2019 or 2020 at the latest.

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Lil' bitch I talk the same shit but I don't really mean that just doing it for fun. Well you can't just talk about your fucking disgusting fetishes with the people you just met, you're fucking retarded. It would be funny tho but you just can't. If you find someone with a good sense of humor and If you analize that person and If you see that they are actually cool then you can throw some of those nasty stuff. It's really not that hard you just have to try a little.

I mean do you pc game or use ps4?

fuck off, I spent 5 years doing this, it's easy enough after a few pints. Hell, if I get fucked I can mimic a chad with no effort. But it's fucking shit, everyone is boring and basic with zero interests outside of generic TV shows, sports and what girls they've been staring at. In return you have to spend tons of money on drinks, it's freezing (at least in my country) and boring standing around in some club smoking area just to force yourself to make the right facial expressions at some gormless art hoe.

Ofc I met some fucking boring npc losers, and when I realize that I just go off to some other people or back to my buddie/s again.

Why is a "feels bad man"? Do you hate your family?

Did you miss the part where both of us are very drunk in this scenario? Drunk people don't have good decision making you moron. Unless you've never been proper smashed then I understand why you'd say something that stupid.

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and jet you say those people should hang around the normal fags like you. get fucked idiot.

Oh PC desu. I play a lot of things but primarily overwatch. (high grandmaster) but also casually play other stuff

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Well Jesus Christ where the fuck do you live? I don't even go to night clubs because there are mostly retards there, I just go to pubs. You don't have to mimic chads it's not that crucial dude. But the point is that you can find people to talk to or drinkg to, I have numerous situation where I did that with strangers ofc when I'm drunk because I'm a little bit shy too but not that much nowadays. I was really shy before till I just understood that that shit leads to fucking nowhere, there is no point.

You are just idiot who is full of anger because he isn't capable to have a simple social act. I understand you.

true, but i doubt you understand how miserable it is nor how hard it is to be socially accepted.

Dont have a pc, mate. Did you watch birdbox?

I understand man, because I was socially retarded too and knew a lot of people who were the same just like me. It is miserable and that's why you must collect your balls and do something about it, you will fail def but you will win too most def. I'm talking from my own experience. I love you faggot, you can do it.

And it never gets easier...

Birdbox? Can't say i do but what is that user desu.

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Its a new netflix movie. I was on pornhub and its one of the top searched lol

Hey man, let me tell you something.

I used to be very very socially awkward when I was younger and always tried to fit in and all of that, but I realised after a while that it was preciesly that conformist mentality that made me awkward. I started to embrace myself as well as my idiosyncracies and it was then I started to become accepted by normies. The key is to embrace your non-normieness and become someone that normies look up to.

>you will win too most def
now tell me WHAT can I win?

Is it supposed to senpai?

I won't be here either because hopefully video games and vodka alone.

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im hosting a comfy risk game