Mom said she will give me $100 if I go to a nightclub tonight

>Mom said she will give me $100 if I go to a nightclub tonight
Should I do it?

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You should definitely at least pretend to do it and collect those gibs

what in le H*CK is chino-chan doing???

>take $100
>go to nightclub
>have 3 shots in quick succession
>spend the rest of your money as you please
enjoy your new year, anonymous.

CHlNO

Yes if you don't want to be in the night club stay in a car or a store or something

if you have friends who go to, why not? you dont have to spend a whole hour in there.

Breh 3 shots at a night club on NYE will leave him with like $20 left. Better to just take the money, hang out for a while and ignore normies, then go home

buy yourself cigarillos and smoke somewhere high
top comfy

ooooh take the money and run

Just park your car in a parking lot and bring your phone/handheld game.

Just have a few shots and see if you like it. Or take the money and run.

Difficult decision. If you go, you might get turned down at the door and will have to spend 3 or so hours on your phone with public wifi to kill time. Also this establishes the importance of money, giving ammunition for your mother to use when she nags you. If you don't go, your mother will use this as an example of your laziness/cowardice to nag you later and you lose out on $100. Why don't you take your mother out somewhere nice instead?

Ask your mother why she is a degenerate who wants her son to be surrounded by ear drum damaging music and drug users

like wtf

clubbing is fun tho you should try it and do some ecstasy and drink some booze, you'll have a blast, at least if you go some place where you genuinely enjoy the music

Please tell me you're 45 years old

>go to nightclub
>don't pay cover fee, just wait outside smoking ciggys
> dont even like ciggys just use it as a way to break the ice with roasties.

Because his single mother is trying to bang her boyfriend. Duh.

This is the correct answer
Then you get $100 without wasting on a nightclub. Buy some alcohol from a store so you're dropping like $15 on some watered-down club bullshit drink

>Accept
>Collect $100
>Step inside a nightclub
>Immediately do a 360 and walk away
>Spend the rest of the night in your car
>?????
>Profit!!!

Haha, got 'em! ;_;

This is what I came here to say. Just take the money and pretend to go. Or at least go inside a club just to take a picture to "prove" you went and then immediately leave.

Depends on location. If he is in the U.S and not in a big city he'd probably have $80 maybe more.

>collect gibs
>go to an internet cafe
>browse Jow Forums with the boys
>????
>profit

I'm in NYC and he'll have like $70 left. What you said is bullshit.