That Kid Thread

wait why did he take a gun to a party..?

What are your current political views?

> that kid who insisted everyone call him 'squall'

>that kid who dressed up like this guy everyday and everyone thought he was going to shoot up the school

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> that kid who would screech in the middle of class to impress the chads

>That unironically autistic kid who wanted to be a human pet and was a communist
This fucker was such an annoying retard.

>that one pajeet kid with autism who stabbed this other kid with a pencil so hard repeatedly that he sent him to the ER
Still spooks me to this day because I had to interact with him on a day to day basis,

>that kid who smelled like milk

IIRC he was pissed off and legitimately autistic.

> that kid who wrote smut in class

i feel you, i had this kid with autism in my class who threw a pair of scissors at the teacher

I got told by a girl I smelled like milk once. I stepped my fucking hygiene up from then on out

How does one smell like milk? I figure if you don't shower you just smell like shit.

but milk smells good..? how is that bad..?

That kid who ate gum stuck under the desk
That kid that went fishing and bit the head off the fish
That kid that spiked a random kid's smartphone for the luls

I shower. I think it was either my room or my clothes just getting dirty and me re wearing them cause im a lazy fuck.

I'm not sure desu, but I just assumed they mean semi-old milk

>that kid who only played team fortress 2 and failed school then killed himself

iirc all white people smell like milk and bread to black people and asians but we're used to it because we're surrounded by white people

>Those three kids who decided to vape in front of the school
>That downie kid who destroyed up to 400 USD of food
>That one gay kid who tried to hit on the Chads and got bullied fucking hard

>That kid who ate gum stuck under the desk
was me for the first few years of school, i thought it was like free food for us to eat...

I always heard white people smell like bologna to black people

>That asian with a western name who was short and had good snacks.

A black girl said I smelled like milk.

I told her she smelled like dread grease. And it was alright because we were friends and talked shit about each others races and our own constantly

>that kid who fucking died in class

>that kid who cut his own hair in class
>that kid who kept legos in his desk
I wonder where he is now from time to time

Probably posting on Jow Forums

>that gay kid who thought he was cool because he beat up a Chad, but the Chad just let him win

>That autistic kid that vaped his own hair
was me

>that one pajeet kid who got into a fight with this paki twink chad during the middle of a Home Economics class and called him a paki terrorist nigger in front of everyone
was me desu.

how does one Vape ones own hair..?

>The kid that stuck a paper clip into the history classroom's outlet and blew the fuse, causing a shit ton of smoke

>that kid who believed he could travel to a videogame world and made gangnam style parodies in his room

> that kid who smoked dried leaves

i knew a kid who did this
He killed himself a year ago

>choking while hanging from ceiling
>MEEEEDIC

>that kid who always dressed like sonic and sprinted around campus
>would threaten to fight you for staring at him
>case worker would always walk up afterward and ask us to go easy on him bc tism
>he made a youtube channel

m.youtube.com/channel/UCkJRvU7n5XygIrU0h3dB_Kw

he got into a fight with a chad, he was on the ground after being hit in the dick, i yelled at the top of his lungs
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC

if his artwork isnt traced then its pretty good for a tard

>that kid who had anger issues and threw a school desk

>be me
>be 9
>tard running around on top of decks
>i grab his leg because thought i was cool and wanted to be hero
>flips me in the deck

almost killed me

> that kid who called some retard beautiful and got punched
I was that retard.

i knew one of those kids. in freshman year of high school they found a kid who was good at drawing anime and paid them to draw hentai for their smut.

You stole that from an old video.

no that really happened to me kids name was tyson

Oh shit that was me, i never really recognized those memories until now. I was such a spaz in school

>That kid who almost brought a pistol to school
>That kid who shit in one of the Tubas
>That kid who died after falling out of a truck
>That fat kid who died of diabeetus
>That kid who watched MLP porn in the library
>That teacher who cheated with the nurse
>That kid who printed Homestuck hentai to the office printer.

Highschool was fun.

shit i meant desk, not deck

>those Mexican kids who measured their cocks with me when we were in 4th grade

I am listening to his channel and while browsing this thread and it's really autisitc.

Why did you guys stop?

>that autistic kid who sperged out in class and threw a chair at a kid

I can sense the tard in him

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> that kid who farted on a bald gym teacher while he called the gym teacher "bill yogurt slinging clinton"
> said gym teacher died of cancer two years later.

>that kid who took their dad's magnum to school but didn't take ammo

>that kid who had autism or something and gave people made up names
I was Derekythwan to him

>That kid who insisted on being called scooby.
>That kid who spat on people one time in gym.
>That kid who yelled Heil Hitler randomly cause he thought it was cool.

Btw all the same kid.

>that girl who had sex with her dog

What type of dog?

>that kid with the huge fucking cock with a visible bulge at all times
I still never got layed.

husky, a big one too, it was like half the size of her
not her in the pic but that is how big the dog is

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We measured them once in class and decided that was it. They both laughed at my cock because mine was cut and theirs weren't. I remember thinking "Why are they lining at mine? Theirs look like they have a growth/fungus on the end." (The extra skin on both of their cocks cone shaped covering the heads on their cocks but the cones were long and pointy, looked weird)

me and my friend watched all that it was funny as fuck he sounds like his parents are related

>that kid that was bullied from the 5th till the 10th class

>that kid who threw up in class everyday

>that kid who looks like max headroom but doesn't get bullied

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this was a good post until you said you were friends with a black "person"

>that kid who thought creepypasta was real might post story about it later

pls elaborate, in great detail

should i post here or make a new thread..?

Other thread, link it here

>that kid who smoked himself retarded with pcp
>that kid who tried to dance for money in the hallway
>that kid who actually showered after gym
>that kid who chugged 3 monsters in a row at lunch
>that rotc kid who yelled at a marine recruiter because he wanted to go rangers

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New thread come one come all to hear the tales of vinny

>that girl who had sex with her dog
okay that's actually kinda hot

>those kids who filled up bags of cum and threw them at cars

>That kid who got an entire baseball team expelled for child pornography by snitching to a teacher about some nudes

I didn't try setting myself on fire, it just kinda progressed that way. Shut up!

>that kid who drew a harkenkreuze on the pillar in front of his desk when he was bored
It was me. lol

>that kid who just wanted a luger pistol

I can explain
original

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how the fuck can you yell at this top of his lungs

oh fuck it didn't mean to say that
he got into a fight with a chad, he was on the ground after being hit in the dick, he yelled at the top of his lungs
MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC

>that kid who jumped off his deck backwards into the snow and broke his neck on a rock or something and was paralyzed and they built an elevator in the school for him

I smell lolcow

>that special ed kid who ran around singing songs at girls in an attempt to seduce them
>those triplets that carried around wrestling belts and uploaded their weird backyard wrestling stuff on to youtube and who almost got into actual fights multiple times

Posted this in a last That Kid thread
>That kid who fucked his pig and sent the video of the act to the headmasters by mistake
>Same kid who was sent to mental asylum and won't be released until 2025 (He was 15 in 2015 and so was I)
>That kid in Year 1 who said "Nigger" during a play and was punched by the blackie with anger issues
>That kid who had a bad obsession with the S.T.A.L.K.E.R series and once walked in wearing a soviet gas mask with a hoodie with the hood up which caused the police to be called
>That gay kid who licked the teacher
>Same kid who got expelled
>That kid who sang a 2009 Tyler, The Creator song for the talent song and got kicked out of it

>That kid who kicked a hole in the bottom of a desk
>That kid who announced his dad was an alcoholic
>That kid who hid in the storage closet
>That kid who swung a music stand at a fellow student
All me, and i'm suprised the autism diagnosis didn't come much earlier

same happended with a kid at my school, kek

>that kid who was a tranny, furry, communist

I fucking wish I was joking

>those two kids that killed themselves in the same week, several days apart
>that girl that got arrested and expelled for threatening to kill some people