What did you accomplish this year?

I stayed away from Jow Forums and Jow Forums in general since Jan. 2, 2018.

Since then, got fit, got a gf, and got a job at microsoft as a program manager making well over 6 figures.

Coming back to remake that resolution.

We're all gonna make it.

I meant if anything happened with chris. I thought he was going to go firebomb the Sega headquarters or something

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>doing all of that in a year
I know you are just trying to cheer others up here but at least make it realistic.

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I got laid and a job

I'M SORRY, please don't cry! I didn't want to make you sad. Anyway, the merge got retconned and now we have to wait 20 years.... Or are we supposed to sleep for 20 years? I don't know, it doesn't make much sense

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started going to concerts regularly
fixed my room up, painted, wood stained the furniture, repaired a hole in the wall etc.
built a computer for about 1,000 bucks, my first build

2018 was a mixed bag.

+ went on a cool trip to New Mexico
- got laid off
+ had baby
+ Red Dead Redemption 2 is really good

A real rollercoaster.

>had baby
> +
oof

I like being a Dad.

Boy or girl? Is he/she cute or just annoying?

Boy. My 2nd. He's a cute kid so far. Although the sleep deprivation sucks.

And still answered in under an hour of OP. You're a dirty liar. A big fat phoney!

>I fucking survived the merge but I didn't get any powers
This sucks

>wrapped up second year of college, all debt free
>saved $7,000 despite making less than 20k this year
>made arrangements for my wedding, her family is paying for 100% of it despite being dirt poor
>bought a car (Nissan Altima 07)
>went to Hawaii to visit one of my best friends
>took my little brother to Comic Con for the first time, he loved it
>had friends visit from Japan, toured them around the state's capital and had a perfect time despite them speaking 0 English
>flew across the country to visit my hometown twice
>managed not to put on any weight this year
The best year of my life so far, although I did make arrangements to get my hand on the appropriate amount of drugs needed to kill myself. I want them on hand in case I ever get the courage to actually do it.
I don't think I ever will.

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Are we really sure Chris Chan is for real? I refuse to believe the person who tweeted this wasn't laughing the entire time they typed it.

What's your publication about?

Leveled up from khv wage slave to advanced khv wageslave.

I finally fucked over 15 girls. Going for 30 in 2019.

Managed to land two temp jobs lasting from late September to early December. Felt fantastic being able to buy people Christmas presents this year.

I also managed to do pretty well in an interview a few days before Xmas and managed to land another interview for the 3rd.

I managed to salvage 2018, which for the most part was pretty fucking awful. So this year ended on a good note.

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Here is a brand new chrischan sextatpe.
Hes fappin it while screaming Smash Mouth's All Star.

>went to my first big convention
>moved
>went to japan

yeah thats it
that's my whole year
i bet the next year is going to be even more exciting

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That's pretty good, fag. All I did was go to uni and change careers

I had to suffer for first half of 2018 just to make those 3 happen.
The thread didn't ask for what happened this year, only what I accomplished.
I'm happy that those things happened, but overall, it's been a typical year.

Bought a car
Got a job
Finally talked to a girl on Tinder
Too bad it was too late and the date is next week

met a girl who's actually attracted to me

How many dicks do you think she sucked before meeting you tho?

>chris chan does drugs with teenagers (some of whom are underage) and sends them masturbation vids
absolutely based

Honestly sleeping for 20 years doesn't sound too bad

don't know, don't originally care

Just remember that you're never gonna be her first love ever

Gaining 50 pounds despite my doctor warning me andsaying that I need to lose weoght.

The merge is supposed to happen tonight according to Chris.

Literally just stop eating. Not even original

I wish you good luck in 2019, user. You'll be a good father.

And the teenagers are natural born females too.

>natural born females
No way. Chris can't have a harem, right?

kind of.
they're all ftm trannies though to my knowledge

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They're still girls so it counts

Wow, those girls look very fucking demented. No joke.

I got my licence

Chris-chan approached girls and you cant, Jow Forums
Whats your excuse?

He's still a virgim tho, right? RIGHT?

Fucking nothing, actually set myself back. Walked out of my job that I hate, and have been NEETing ever since. Actually gained 20 pounds, and I was already fat. I hate myself.

good on ya mate, godspeed

what country? In the US you're under no obligation to take on family members debt (although it does come out of any inheritance)

I developed a debilitating anxiety disorder, missed tons of uni class and started going to therapy

I didn't get fired from my job. That is probably my only accomplishment this year.

+ Quit my super toxic, low-paying job
+ Found a better paying, whatever job with improved benefits
+ Had sex with girl from work
+ Traveled to 3 different countries
+ Learned to surf
+ Finished building gaming PC
+ Built music studio
+ Successfully did the thing that must not be spoken
+ Got a psychological evaluation and I'm not crazy
+ Learned a lot at new job
+ Cut off toxic "friends"
+ Finally could afford knee surgery

- Spent almost all my time at work or alone in room
- Have literally 0 friends
- The surgery might be botched and I might have permanently destroyed my knee
- Am homeless either temporarily or 6 months until stage 2
- Lost 20k of my savings
- Now around 100k in debt
- Relationship with family has worsened, haven't seen them in over a year
- Spend weeks without speaking to anyone
- Still addicted to porn, internet, vidya and fapping

You know upon first reading my pluses I was like "Hey user you accomplished a lot this year". But my life sucks so much right now. Literally spending New Year's recovering from surgery in my fucking car

>Finally left a really crappy job for a way better one
>Took the longest vacation I have ever of 5 days and relaxed and made a plan to better my life
>Reached $100k net worth at 26
>Went to the dentist for the first time in several years, root canal and filled several cavities
>Started drinking less, not every day any more
>Gained some weight, still Skelly but not as bad
>Still a kissless virgin
>Lost several friends this year and made no new ones
>overall progress, and I'm optimistic for the next year

Graduated trade school,
In HVAC,
Only to realize, I fucking don't have 2 years experience to get hired at most places.
Got a female cuddle buddy (I pay her)
Um, somewhat productive I suppose.

Spent all year being a neet and pretending to apply to the jobs mommy found online for me

+met cool girl on discord
+finally dumped uncool practice gf of 7 years
+got cool job making 43/hr
+met cool discord girl irl and gf'd her
+developed cool drinking problem
+got cool pair of coach shoes for christmas from my favorite person(me)

-had way less sex this year than previous years
-somehow lost more weight
-failed mission of becoming millionaire before year I turn 30
-don't play vidya anymore

>learned how to get laid reliably to enough of a point that I have at least one person I can get mon-thur and fri-sun I have to juggle
>finally took uncle up on his nepotism and now have a job that pays extremely well despite no college education that I'm actually damned good so proper promotions are a thing in my future
>got my own place
>got a proper car that isn't a 5+ year old shitter
>making some gains in physical fitness now that I have room for equipment at home
>acne is almost entirely gone after I've entire cut out processed foods and sugar
>new increase in income has allowed me to save over 20% of my pay now so retirement might even be a possibility now
>new and increased exposure to adult social life has lead to big leaps in my own capabilities in pretending to be a normal individual socially speaking and how to reliably hide my insane amounts of depression, anxiety, irrational and deep hatred of people, lack of empathy, and my inability to actual connect with people
>really starting to "get" dressing and grooming in ways that actively make me look better rather than passing
>slowly but surely winning over an actual keeper of a girl now that I have all of the above under my belt
>absolutely none of this has solved any of my mental problems, world view issues, ennui, desire to die, or active disgust at people either individual or as a whole on a fundamental level
>don't even want the girl I'm working on but she fits the lifestyle I'm working towards and getting married to her plus that degree will guarantee me a much better position in the company down the road
>current accomplishments of 2019 are reaching definitive conclusions that the whole "success will make your life so much better" meme people have been shoving down my throat my entire life is a fucking lie and actively makes my mental health exponentially worse and that people who really do end up in a better place via these things are a different breed of person than I am inherently

he fucked a prostitute once i think

I got a little brother (24 year age gap)
I got a new job
got a high grade in class
Raiding top 100 in wow
Lost 3 pant sizes .

Feels good man

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I survived

Oh wait, you said accomplishment.

Well I finally started counseling and got anxiety meds

ended up watching 200+ anime

ive made very good progress in my video game backlog. also learned how to cook a few meals

The reason you're not satisfied with your circumstances is probably because you realize on some level it's all bullshit. For the most part, you didn't ackshually like """earn""" any of those advances: you were handed a job first and foremost for being some cunt's nephew, not because of your own value or skill. Thus, everything else you ""accomplished""" over the year is to a greater or lesser extent compromised.
Your car? You didn't earn that.
Your gains? Another product of your reliance on nepotism.
Your girl? Kek, you think she'd give you the time of day if you didn't have your uncle's job and you didn't jump through hoops to give her the right impression of you?
You may be winning rn, but some part of you knows not only that it's someone else's game, but that all of your victories thus far have empty, duplicitous, and ultimately transactional in nature.

>got my Bachelor's
>survived pneumonia
>got into a post-bacc program
>got laid a small handful of times
>did NOFAP November for the 1st time
>won a fight
>got to be Santa for the first time
>got a car
>got a teaching credential
>reconnected with a few people
>went to a concert with friends

>didn't quit smoking
>lost a friend

So what's it like being a normalnigger and what are you doing here? Is cuckit down?

I wageslaved for 365 days.

>literally autistic
>short
>110 pounds
>lisp
>speech impediment
>probably some kind of serious underlying neurological disorder
>been here over a decade
Get fucked, I'm an underdog and I'm working on it.

I did not accomplish anything.

I lost my job and was diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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I enlisted in the Marine Corps.

Got a 4K TV.

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Flatscreens are 250 bucks now. What the hell kind of tv did you buy?

I finished college a few weeks ago with a meme degree. Went to a dermatologist to get my hpv wart removed so now I'm confident enough to date.

Unironically, and originally, nothing

My biggest accomplishment this year was finishing basic training.

obviously he didn't just think "I'm gonna do all that this year" on Jan 1. it's been in the works and the pieces all fell into place in a 365 day timespan

Wasting my life. All the goals I set for myself fail, I'm really struggling with reasons to keep going. I'm so lonely, all I want is actual friends, am I cursed to always crave intimacy but never shed my 6th set of defense? Always keeping them away while desperately want them to come to me. My year wasn't very good.

>made a name for myself among my social group, no longer the lowest on the totem pole
>spent a lot more time with my best friend after we nearly grew apart in 2017
>97% on my calc II final
>wagied all year and bought some commodities
>started doing serious yard work and cleaned up my parents' piece of shit property
>built my mom a chicken coop
my only regret is that I didn't spend enough time with her before she left.

2018 was easily the best year I've had since primary school and things are looking up for 2019.

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got my drivers license desu

My greatest accomplishmemt this year was realizing how easy it is to do nothing for a whole entire year.