Get friendzoned hard by girl after a date

>get friendzoned hard by girl after a date
>play along because her controlling form of kindness is the only female affection I get
>always walk out of work together, she'll go our of her way to chase me down even
>tonight I was having a conversation with a different girl
>walk out together instead
>see other girl start to slow down expecting me to tag along with her
>continue my conversation
>see her move around and change pace considering joining us or moving on
>she eventually gives up, gets in her car as her face is bright red, avoids looking at me, slams the car door, and flies off before I even get in mine
Why does this feel so good?

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Don't be resentful user all you're doing is burning bridges for potential gfs. Play your cards right and as fedoraish as this is going to sound just play this shit like chess and don't let your emotions get in the way

not OP but making girls compete for him is how the game is played. women are very childish and easy to understand. you just have to stoop to their level sometimes and thats the hard part

Perhaps but ignoring teh girl was a bad call. He could have introduced them to each other and that would have been enough to set off the competition. The other girl might be resentful to OP now for not even acknowledging her and might spread rumors about him of being a womanizer

>Invite girl to party
>She accepts
>Fuck yeah
>Last minute she says her friend wants to join
>Slightly suspicious but she says he wants to make friends so ok
>Dude arrives
>Off as fuck
>They barely have any chemistry
>W/e he'll fuck off somewhere right?
>Wrong
>Pretty much monitored us or was there the entire time
>Every time she would get close to me or try to talk 1 on 1 he'd find some way to insert himself
>Decide I need to up the ante a little bit
>Get a bit touchy, nothing lewd, just hands on her shoulder or directing her places with my hand on her back
>Fucker gets touchy too, but I can see she doesn't really reciprocate
>Realize he's actually here to cockblock me
>Gotta play it cool, if I show any signs of irritation that could ruin things
>Leave her periodically to hang out with other people
>We make eye contact a bunch, she looks bored as hell without me
>Eventually his blocking evolved to being practically attached to her hip
>Have to give up for the night
>At least he drove me home
What should I do lads? I asked what she was doing tomorrow and she's staying in to get some rest. Dammit, if that guy wasn't there she would've been with me the entire time for a fact.

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ask her if she is into femdom

this has happened to me, either go for it and ask her out or play it cool for a while and enjoy the sight of the dude shooting himself in the foot.

Itt: chads.


GET OUT OF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEE

Might ask her to see a movie later this week.

Fuck you normalfags. That would be me. I don't intend to cock block you but I'm too retarded and autistic to make new friends. If someone drags me to a party I stick with that person the entire time.

Straight up ask her if ahe likes him, and thats why she brought him along, but dont insinuate that your asking cause you like her. This will immediatly force an ultimatum in her own mind, if she stalls it means she has to think about it, in which case dont bother my dude, but if she instantly says no in any form, your good, just give it a day or two if you dont feel its the right time to make a move

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>calling a wizard normalfag

I was going to ask "Hey that your boyfriend?" with some kinda joking emoji sometime tomorrow.

I disagree, it'd be best to have one of her female friends ask that

Pussyfooting around never ends positively. You have to assert dominance by showing your not afraid to make a confrontation,(not in a violent sense). Its more atractive to a gal if your thw one asking, rather then a friend, otherwise she'll assume you dont have a backbone.

I mean ask the girlfriend if the dude is her boyfriend. As for asking her out it's either hit or miss, you have some girl with whom your odds increase if you wait a bit.

Not a bad method, 6/10
But try and be a bit less judge, go for more of a "wow you guys look like you might be getting serious yea?" Without a condescending tone, more of a genuine curiosity tone

>Was that dude your boyfriend? He was with you the whole time.
Better?

Better8/10. But you gotta add substance to the convo, like
>Man, that guy seems all up in your bussiness, are you guys going steady?
Or
>He seems really nice, you picked a pretty decent dude
That second one is probably your best weapon. It sends a message that you dont care if shes taken or not, and now it throughs the ball in her side of the court. She'll
>A. Mildly freak out and deny theres anything between them in that sense
>B. Ask what do you mean user? Your so silly

Then you can be like,
>Oh your single? Huh. . . Coulda fooled me haha, well do you wanna maybe grab an icecream?

That second one's decent if it wasn't a total lie, dude practically didn't exist besides getting in my way. No personality, no substance nothing, he existed to be a shield.

Silly fool, it deosnt matter if hes actaully cool or not. It sets a precednece that your humble and nice and totally not a judgemental prick in the womans eyes, it shows you accept her flock as your own, which is something any partnwr looks for in another partner

Oh I know, I'm just venting. I wouldn't ever actually say that stuff don't worry.

As you two get closer, she'll need him around less and less.

Im just trying to help a fellow robot get a gf, id have one myself but im trying to focus on me first before i get anyone else in my bussiness. Ive used these and more tactics back in highschool and college and they work just fine. Im cheering for you user,

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We're all gonna make it bro, this is the year.

>I'm a busy man, would you like to make some FUCKING investments?

Works every time.

Holy shit, I've never heard advice so wrong. Introducing them and shut was totally unnecessary if she saw them from a distance and went off on her own.

Also
>spread rumours of being a womanizer
you mean get him laid without having to do anything?