Go to the gym

It gets worse. I got curious about it, and it turns out that Doug is a self-insert for the artist (pic related). It doesn't get more beta than this.
fuck article writers and their autism for special non-ASCII punctuation.

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>browser re-rendered the page before taking a scrot
Take II

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his daughter is a 10 though

"get out there and put yourself on the dating market"

Jesus Christ, this is Jow Forums tier

Have you actually asked a girl?

Not just a girl, but basically every girl you meet who rubs you the right way?

Because that's how it actually works if you're a man who isn't Chad. You just keep talking to girls and getting rejected ad infinitum until, eventually, through a combination of perseverance, luck and timing, you stumble upon the one girl out of a thousand who can stomach your presence.

This. Just keep asking until she's way past her prime and beyond busted, and then she will settle for you. Don't expect sex. It will be a transaction where you supply money, and she acts like a walking, nagging space heater.

This is basically the long and short of relationships as a non-chad man. You will never have her when she's young and amorous and passionate and fun, because she will spend her youth courting and being courted by superior men.

Yours is to quietly wallow in loneliness and desperation without complaint or frustration until her looks have faded, her personality has desiccated and she's ready to settle down with a beta provider who she'll proceed to nag, work and henpeck to death while reminiscing on her chad-fucking halcyon days.

You will never be loved or wanted, but if you play your societal role well, you will eventually be liked or accepted.

why dont you ugly fucks just become "bad boys"

women seem to love deadbeat losers no matter how ugly they are

Fucking based Jim Jenkins, this is hilarious and also sad.

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have you considered lowering your standards? we all dont need to bang 7+s

>just compete with 80% of men over the bottom 20% of women

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thats the thing that bothers me. men spend 30 years building an interesting life for a woman only to find themselves 30 with only single moms and broken whores around them.

I would say user that there are other girls out there who arent as vanity driven who would say yes to you. stop chasing stacys

It would go down like this:
youtube.com/watch?v=buD2RM0xChM

Women want emotional support not Chads or lookmaxxing retardcels

Why are you telling me this? What is your point?

That's an incredibly defeatist attitude and I'm surprised this is what passes for advice these days.
In fact I'm tempted to believe you guys are all trying to purposefully snipe each other as some kind of metagame.

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Women are a liability and should be treated as such.

The best case scenario is a financial and emotional drain. Worst case scenario is the ruin of you and everything that is holy to you.

Dubs of truth.

That's sadly the way it is.

I've seen both the Chad guys scoring everywhere just because they are Chad (go to a girl, hug her, offer her drinks, kiss her... within 10 minutes he reached more than you will within a decade) and the beta guys who are nice, caring, charming, good job, money, decent family (middle-upper class) who get absolutely destroyed by women.

Go mgtow until you achieve everything you've ever aspired as a kid, you really deserved it, but don't step on a cumguzzling landmine.

God, this is terrible. lol

hahaha bro nice cope, chad is better than you in everyway, you're not "charming" he is, you're not "caring" he is. you get the point.

I'm not arguing about myself, even though you are right.

This was just a 3d person report.

Sounds like he was her boyfriend.

you need to keep trying user

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fix your face and hairline

>Women want emotional support
This is a common misconception beta men make, which is why they end up becoming "one of the girls".

Women don't want emotional support from men -- they already get emotional support from women. From men, women want someone who's stoic and in control of both his emotions and her own. Women want to be led, domineered, handled -- they want a strong man to tell her what to do and when to do it. They want to be saved from their turbulent, weak emotions by a man who gives her a sense of direction, consistency and internal logic.

Men aren't there to be emotional tampons, they're there to be emotional anchors.