Hey user, we noticed you from across the way and we think you're pretty cute!

fuck, kill, marry
origiginally

Lel
They have to hide their hairlines behind those shitty haircuts.

>Turn around
>Do an awkward front flip
>Make sure to land on my neck
>Die
>Three roasties are scared for life

It's a happy ending for everyone.

>tfw you fapped to the girl on the left

Feels bad man. I don't even consider myself as gay.

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At least I only recognize the two on the ends

>the oldest one is the prettiest
proof that genetics > everything else

mars was good before the nigs

you know that's a wig, right?
i still remember when he'd post on /b/ as a crossdresser, complete with a goatee-studded sharp chin and very short, receding hair

i guess that's why i mostly stay away from porn that natalie is in, despite mostly watching sissy/trans stuff

by her own admission she's always been taking bbc

>The only "people" who find me attractive are trannies
I'd fucking kill myself.

I recall him getting a hair transplant recently

Is it true that natalie didn't transition until like age 30?

>by her own admission she's always been taking bbc
when was that said?

i mean they r some pretty girls

Sorry, I have to go cook dinner for my girlfriend Mizuho. New Years Day is very important in Asian cultures.

Ok, where did you hide the cameras?
>hi mom I'm on TV!

I know the joke here is that they have dicks.

But honestly if that would happen, I wouldn't know what to say. I would be happy since it's the first positive thing someone said to me in years but no idea what would be a good response.

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>obvious secret plot against me
thanks TITS OR GTFO doe

Huh? I was listening to music sorry.

Take out our cocks and jerk off all over eachother.

Pull out my cock and take turns sticking it into each of their vaginas

unironically start a 3 some.

bet natalie is the loosest of them all though

i dont go outside so this interaction would never happen

This, natalie wears diapers all the time and claims its just a fetish, but I wonder if there's another reason...

The middle one is Shiri I guess

I think it was like 28, but still very late.

Am I the only one who doesn't find any of them that attractive?
>left just looks like a man in a wig
>middle is absolutely disgusting
>right looks like an awkward teenage boy in a wig
I've seen actual women in Walmart that look better than them desu

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Aw fuck I do know them all then

Still doesn't ring a bell

>left just looks like a man in a wig
>right looks like an awkward teenage boy in a wig

>implying they're not

user they are all men in the wigs

more like this famalamo

I mean I know they're trannies, but these three seem to always be posted here as some kind of top tier ones.

They just do a lot of porn so there's lots of pics of them.

>thanks guys

origamo

Why do people always imply that men can't just grow long hair? Why does everyone assume all trannies are wearing wigs
I've never got it either, natalie mars doesn't really do it for me

>um, hey..."ladies"...I'm flattered you think so but-
*aggressive looking one on the left and derpy looking one on the right grab me*
>hey, look, I don't mean to be rude but I'm not entirely comfortable with-
*centre red unzipps massive femdick*
>nonononononoNONONONONO-
*die of aids and anal rupturing*

>I don't think any of you caked up whores is pretty or cute. Next.

>what do u do?

I'd say "ladies, you're looking good tonight!!" and walk away.

>what do u do?
i cry

Natalie fucking ruined herself with that god awful nose job.

>what do u do?
I go home

For anyone wondering left to right its; Natalie Mars, Shiri Trap, Sue Lightning

Undeniably based, Shiri is a wife tier trap and Sue is too cute not to fuck

looks like traps so no thanks. sure is alot of tranny agenda threads these days. pity the mods are useless

>used to call himself a "heterosexual crossdresser" and said he'd never interact with another dudes dick
>fast forward a couple years and he literally lets himself get gangbanged on camera
Not gonna lie, kinda jealous

>T-thanks!

And then I would proceed to stare at them until they become uncomfortable

Turn 360 degrees and walk away knocking Natalie over as I accidentally grab her silicone breast as we fall and drowning shiri in the ensuing flood of spaghetti

middle is the only cute one, the others have too manly faces, look at their eyebrows cmon

get the right ones number whilst standing a decent distance from the other two

God I would love to suck all their dicks and balls.

i ask them to take me home with them to their tranny lair, where i will undergo a transformation

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oh man, you two are in for a surprise

You and you. Fuck off. You on the far right... hows it going? Wanna grab something to eat and maybe hang at my place later?

Patrician taste, discount bailey jay is the cutest

So when people here say run a train, that's what they mean, right?

More like rejuvenated fresh Bailey fresh from the fucking Lazarus pit lol

no. that would be run a tran

Run, I need both of my kidneys

Ummm thanks you faggots.

Dose sue even do porn anymore? Last time I've seen any of of her content she was getting fucked by chadxxx which was filmed on some shitty phone

She got some STD from that bald guy that's in literally every tranny porn video. Now she just streams vidya and broke down crying one day about that guy and about how much of an asshole he was.

Aww, that's too bad. that fucking guy seems pretty skeezy

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that living meme guy? why was sue even a whore when she could have just streamed?

Really? Did the whole tranny community check for stds? That guy fucked pretty much every trap posted in this board

>everyone saying the one on the right is the best
BASED
SUE A CUTIE

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Well i think you're pretty gay, homos
>roasted

sluts are not cute though