New Year's censored thread. What better way to celebrate than by reminding yourself that you're a no-pussy wussy and dribbling your watery loser load to censored anime girls?
New Year's censored thread...
how a fucking gargantua of a beta do you have to be in order to actually get off to this
it makes me feel good inside to know that some beta is dribbling pre to censored porn right now. i love when losers know their place
>i love when losers know their place
Same. Sometimes I make these threads just because I know it's going to make the pathetic losers who watch it drop everything they're doing and waste the rest of their day edging. It's hilarious and exactly where they belong.
These threads don't have a place here
Reminder to any betas lurking this thread: if you even glance at the uncensored pictures in this thread, even accidentally, slap yourself. Make sure it hurts.
>sometimes I make these threads just because I know it's going to make the pathetic losers who watch it drop everything they're doing and waste the rest of their day edging
Oh god, this is me
Fucking lmao. It always makes me laugh so hard to think about how even after I get bored and leave, you're still going to be sitting there alone in your room, reeking of sweat and precum while you tug on your tiny, broken cocklette.
How'd you spend your New Year's Eve, loser?
Nothing much, I just had dinner with my family
Just like I thought. After all, it's not like anyone would invite a pathetic creep like you to celebrate with them. Did you waste the rest of your night edging, too?
I wish I could spend it with someone I loved like in anime, but being a beta virgin is a full time job. I was tired and there was no censor thread so I just went to sleep. What did you do? Did you spend time with your gf?
I popped into a few of the censored threads last week to mention that I couldn't abuse you losers because I was busy spending the holidays with my girlfriend. Unfortunately I was traveling back home in the evening, but I still had a ton of fun before that. Once when she was giving me a blowjob, I thought about how you losers won't ever know how it feels and it made me blow my load even harder than usual.
Make sure she feels good. I'm gonna die without even knowing how a kiss feels, but at least I know bullies like you are fucking the girls instead. Everything is just like it should be
Just when I thought there couldn't be another kink that could surprise me, r9k comes out of left field with this hot garbage.
Glad to see you accept your place. Are you still stroking?
Yep, in an original manner
I've been gone for an hour and you've still been sitting there stroking like an idiot? Christ, you're probably even drooling all over yourself at this point.
Time sure flies when you're a loser with no life
GET OUT OF HERE SHAME NIGGERS!
WE COMIN
Just think of how quickly this year will fly by as you spend every day leaking yourself stupid while random strangers on the internet bully you and make you do all kinds of fucked-up pathetic shit for laughs! It's the closest thing you'll ever get to sex.
>It's the closest thing you'll ever get to sex
Couldn't have said it better
Bumping. Any other losers lurking this thread?
Of course. I never miss a thread
just got here dont check r9k often
Which one of you beta sissies wants to receive my first fat load of 2019
I just love when you can see the blood coming out. Imagine getting cucked while they steal your girl's first time
I think I remember you. You only come on Jow Forums for these threads specifically, right?
i dont have many like that but you may like this one
and yes that is right
These threads are great. Im going to edge for the next hour only to end up ruining my orgasm like a loser
Don't forget to finish in your toilet like a good little wuss, after all it's the only place your cum belongs!
the only place it belongs
Holy shit you guys, just go outside for christ's sake
Losers like us would just creep girls out if we went outside. It feels so much better to embrace being pathetic.
had an amazing ballbusting session last night. Worshiped censored pics of Nicki Minaj and beat my balls for over an hour until they were bright red and pulsing with pain. didn't even stroke and my dick was hard as a rock
>go outside
You're on fucking r9k user. What did you expect you fucking moron
Ballbusting seems so hot. But doing it myself instead of a girl is so unappealing
look at it as punishment for looking at these beautiful women and stroking to them. the day before I had an amazing ruined orgasm to Nicki. i didn't deserve to have that kind of pleasure at her expense so I beat my balls black and blue for her, i didn't even touch my cock. and now i feel like i don't want to stroke to her at all anymore, only ballbust myself as my way to worship the Queen
I've seen some fucked up fetishes in my time but this takes the cake.
You're cucking yourselves, by choice.
It might as well be stockholm syndrome.
Mean spirited ones, and ones that are truthful, feel the best.
How did you beat them? What's the best way to do it while masturbating?
Whenever I hit I chicken out at the last second, so the impact is lessened.
i use a heavy wooden cooking spoon but you can use anything. the more weight it has to it the better, so it will be more like a punch to the balls than a sting, which makes the ache last longer once you're done which is the most erotic part for me.
if i stroke while i do it i usually bust them for every edge. i edge dozens of times in a session so this leads to me aching and rolling on the floor in pain. there's really nothing like torturing your own balls for a goddess, especially if she's censored. i'm getting hot just typing all this, definitely going to do it again tonight
you are 100% right about that
How heavy of a spoon? Do you have pics?
Sorry if I'm being autistic. I'm way too much of a masochist.
I don't even want to stick my penis into a pussy.
If I were shown uncensored ones, it wouldn't make a difference.
i feel like censored images are giving me more fetishes
it's just a big spoon with an end wide enough to make contact with both my balls at once. you can use anything though, i've smacked my balls with just about everything in my house. shoes, febreze cans, TV remotes. you can change the pain depending on how you hit yourself too. smacking the top of my balls just stings, but hitting the underside gives me that blunt ache that goes up into your stomach and doubles you over in pain.
and don't worry about it, just from these threads i know how much of an awkward loser you are. it's good that you're so curious about punishing yourself for being attracted to beautiful women despite them wanting nothing to do with you
>but hitting the underside gives me that blunt ache that goes up into your stomach and doubles you over in pain.
Oof. I'm afraid I'd actually cum from that if I got too close to the edge.
I ask about the spoon because I want to know what's optimum. I have little experience with anything other than fingers, although I did once use the end of a cord on them. It was okay but definitely not ideal. I'm prepared to order whatever will give me the definitive experience.
just try whatever you've got lying around. hell when i was a kid experimenting with my sexuality i would hold an xbox controller up and drop it on my nuts. that's what got me started on masochism i think
Anyone have any of Elizabeth from bioshock, she a my waifu
Damn, user. You sure are a beta freak
Should I start ballbusting whenever I fap to particularly awful fetishes?
if abusing myself while i masturbate to censored pics of beautiful porn goddesses and celebs is wrong i don't want to be right
yes
But even doing that would be self indulgent...if anyone did that, logically it would be to associate gross shit with pain so I'd stop doing it, but I fear it would only encourage it...I love ballbusting so much, I can't pretend I don't simply want to hurt and punish myself.
you should hurt and punish yourself. it's what you deserve
B-but I'm so disgusting even punishment would be a reward! Surely that can't be right!
even beta losers like you can feel pleasure, so long as it's when you're being put in your place and degraded. fetishizing your failure means you're exactly where you need to be in society, at the very bottom. the lowest of the low
Is my waifu
>I was once a naive kid who just liked femdom
>can't jerk off to anything now unless it's censored and involves some kind of cuckolding or gential mutilation
When did it all go so wrong
>gential mutilation
Huh? Like beyond ballbusting?
I mean stuff like this or like pic related
Where are you finding the censored pics of Goddess Nicki? As much as I love stroking to censored hentai the thought of drooling all over myself while I worship celebrities with another beta is making my heart pound.
does anyone have censored stuff for girls like with censored cocks
It's a lot harder to find, but it does exist. and I'm sure the other losers and bullyanons would be happy to take requests. Having pathetic beta girls join these threads would be fun!
>girls
user, I really have my doubts about that. He's probably just a fag
Yeah, I've come up almost emptyhanded. I don't deserve to even look at a mans cock and a pathetic desperate girl like me doesn't deserve to touch myself to a mans cock either.
No, unfortunately not. I wish I were a male(gay) because it would be so much easier for me to find porn. There are so many verbal degradation videos for the watcher with bratty princess women making fun of men for their tiny cocks, but really I can never find any for females.
Good news, loser. I found a set of censored men just for you.
Christ, how much of a useless, pathetic freak are you that you can't even find some desperate loser who wants to fuck you? How ugly and disgusting are you?
Thank you so much user, I'm really not worth your time.
I'm a worthless bitch who can't get any cock, I can't find some desperate loser to fuck me so I became the desperate loser. I'm unworthy.
Larping homos? In your censored thread? It's more likely than you think
>Thank you so much user, I'm really not worth your time.
I love how you say that like I'm doing this for you. I'm doing it because it's fun for me to watch you worthless losers squirm. Hopefully you'll even breaking down crying, which would *really* make me laugh.
Just for good measure, give yourself a hard slap in the face and say "I'm a worthless cunt who's only good for being laughed at. I deserve to stay a virgin forever.
Regardless, I like expanding who I bully.
Of course, I'm a pathetic bitch thats just good for being bullied and laughed at. I'm below everybody and don't even deserve to be underneath your shoes, licking the dirt off.
Yes, I did it and made sure it hurt. I'm only good for being humiliated. May I have permission to call you sir?
Submissive roasties can literally find dominant males everywhere, what the fuck are you talking about. This is not ok, don't steal our threads. Fuck, Is this how frogposters feel?
what have they done to the earth what have they done to our fair plutia
>May I have permission to call you sir?
I've only said a few sentences to you and you're already asking to become my bitch? This is too fucking funny. You're probably even humping your hand already; I can't imagine how stupid you look.
>I'm below everybody and don't even deserve to be underneath your shoes, licking the dirt off.
Good to see a stupid bitch like you at least understands that. If you made me laugh hard enough I might toss you one of my shoes to hump as a reward.
tumblr. still some blogs up after the purge
Which blog(s) specifically are you getting them from, though?
idk I saved these forever ago. probably censoredgoddess or black-women-censored
>black-women-censored
This was it. Nnnggh god I'm already leaking while admiring our Goddess~ Are you listening to her music while you worship her too?
always. I can't get enough of the Queen. of all the celebs I've worshiped she is by far the best
>of all the celebs I've worshiped she is by far the best
I believe it. This is my first time worshipping a celeb and I'm already shaking all over. My heart's pounding so hard as she's making me so weak. What song are you listening to right now? I think it'd be best if we were listening to the same song together.
I Am Your Leader. It's like she knows she has people like us, stroking and worshiping her goddess body and wealth
We should go to one of her concerts with vibrating eggs in our asses and see how long it takes for us to make worship puddles in our pants. We'll spend the whole concert as far back as possible and on our knees so that she doesn't have to look at the pathetic losers drooling over themselves for her.
Do you have any other censored pics of her? Or do you also look at clothed pics of her when you worship?[/spoiled]
idk I'd have to check my tumblr. I worship any picture of Goddess, I just try to stay away from the most revealing ones.
What's your Tumblr, user? You've converted me to the Church of Nicki so fast! I really wanna be more like you and worship all the women you do.
What would you consider too revealing? Is pic related okay, or is it too much for us?
i have everything set to private and have other stuff on there i don't want anyone to see so no point. it's good you've fallen for her so quickly though. she has millions of fans and probably who knows how many of them worship her with their cocks. she deserves all of that and more. i would do anything to please my Queen
that pic is perfect. we all know her ass is holy and to be teased and denied something so divine is exactly what we deserve as beta strokers
I'm so happy to help give Her all the adoration she deserves, even if I am just a tiny insignificant speck. And I feel so close with you and all her other beta worshippers right now. Are we allowed to look at fully-clothed pictures of her ass, like when she's in jeans? Or is that off-limits? I want to make sure I'm respecting the Queen as much as possible. Anything else I should do to worship her properly?
Maybe I should even print out a few pictures and make a worship shrine for Her.
guess it's a win-win. thanks for posting these for betas like me
Worship her how you see fit! only you know how much of a pathetic jerkoff junkie you really are and what you deserve to see. I know when I stroke and edge to her perfect figure, even fully clothed with no skin showing, i have to bust my balls hard, so that i remember i could never give her pleasure, and I'm not worthy of being in her presence
A worship shrine is a fantastic idea! i've been thinking of making one myself. it's the ultimate humiliation, printing out pictures of a woman who doesn't know you exist, and dedicating space just to ache and leak to their image
im looking at these and realizing that the idea of someone literally just insulting me or humiliating me in a non sexual context is ten times more arousing and appealing than any of these images, the images just make me think about the idea. my brain is fucked.