She has unsightly meat flaps instead of a qt innie pussy

i prefer roasties unironically

Tell me about your vagina femanon

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I'll TOP you and make you my boiwife and dominate you sexually, lock your boiclit up and pound that bussy

no, i wouldnt, because im not a faggot

How's that bait taste you stupid roast?

I'm not cute enough, i'm not cute at all

maybe women can understand a small bit of male insecurity with innie pussies being objectively better than their gross roasties

because you are, right?

My bagina (boipussy) is nice and pink and soft

I have a fetish for fisting and a nice pair of flaps goes perfectly with that.

Kill yourselves immediately, disgusting fags.

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please i want your semen in my boipussy

Can confirm - I have had 2 kids and I remained an innie

Sissies in this thread need to get the fuck in sissy general and quit niggering up the rest of the board.

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I'm not a woman. Just pointing out that this vaginas "using up" with the amount of sex a girl has - myth, is pretty retarded.

The labia come in all shapes and sizes, they don't just protrude because sometimes a dick comes thrusting in between them. All of the skin there is actually extremely elastic and the vagina itself can be worked out as the whole thing is all muscles.

You could have a virgin that feels like throwing a sausage in a football stadium because she never actually used her vagina muscles and you could have a massive slut that feels way too tight because she tenses her vagina together.
>inb4 reddit spacing
Ever heard of paragraphs? Text structure?

Sissies belong in all threads senpai robots like boipucci

More robots need to make them their submissive boiwifes and they would leave the threads

4 kids. Innie. Bf has girthy cock. Must be genetics

I cant help it, user, I was born this way

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Do sissies boipuccies have innies as well?

Only hemorrhoids i'm afraid.

Get labiaplasty, slut. If you can't afford that just take an X-Acto blade and trim down the roast beef yourself.

tasty puffy boipucci

Here you go, user! Eat up!

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Can I suck on your meat flaps mmm

>melena-a
Ah yes, I absolutely love this dirty, little russian turboslut, perfect body and pussy.

No. You're supposed to make her feel bad about them.

paragraphs are gay

>one side is a perfect innie
>one side has a little flappy-doo
It's like one side of my body is completely different than the other because my eyes aren't the same either.

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I would fuck this what robot wouldnt?

Better get your money back for the reassignment surgery, fag.

Do you fags even realise how much you are despised by the rest of this board? Do you care?

Are your boobs different size and shape too?

Reminder for fembots: with a simple surgery your pussy could look just like this one.

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congratulations, you figured out why roasties became a meme in the first place

Just tryna spread some equality in the genital shaming game

>I'm sorry but i cant have sex with you until you trim the roast.

move to a country of peace and they'll help you out

Holy shit that vagina is fucking perfect. Thanks for posting OP.

It's my privilege. Here's another one.

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I would be ok with this if she had a proper boiclit

mmmm seems so delicious. i wanna fuck that boipucci

What a whiteknight beta soi cuck

Doubt it tbqhwyr

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There's gotta be video of that somewhere I was thinking of doing this myself I have large lips even though I'm a virgin and never used a dildo. Can I bleed out though?

arbiez we have the beef

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Does anyone else actually like roasted beef? I'm an incompetent virgin but I really just want to eat out and nibble on a roastie. Surely it'd be more sensual than a boring slit that goes inwards?
Plus the only women who would probably have sex with me are fatties, and axe wounds dont look easy to eat out.

This is why boipucci is superior no roastie lips

It's not all that great man, I heard that ya loose a ton of feeling.

>tfw will never be able to get the full feeling of sex
>tfw no tits
>tfw pretty much a social retard neet who plays ESO all day
>tfw guys here still hit on me despite my insecurities but we both know nothing will ever happen.

Fuck off with this stupid ass thread. Make a thread about how your nasty dicks look. For real, uncut they look like a flood infection form and when they are cut they look like a weird mushroom.

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Seriously don't do this you fucking retard. No ones going to refuse to go down on you because of your floppy slit. If they do, they're a faggot.

Can I send you a pic of my Kingsguard Hammer user? And then we can cuddle while you play vidya after I come home from work.

nah, I prefer Molag Bal

t. ugly fat and lazy
no thanks I will not hit on you

be my gf
Also uncut

Idk if im ugly but I am not even close to being fat. If anything im pretty fit because I like to run.

lol, the tip of your dick is this pic.

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Jealous roastie is jealous

WRONG
You've never seen my dicky. But I bet itd feel good in you poonani

>uncut they look like a flood infection form
That's right, goyim! Foreskins are disgusting!

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No tits is my fetish, but you're probably fat, disfigured or have a horrible personality so yeah no thanks.

She ought to be ashamed of her whore vagina. Women don't hesitate to make fun of men who aren't hung, don't show them any mercy about their roast beef.

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>we both know nothing will ever happen.

You're at least aware that this is entirely your choice, right? You could easily get laid if you wanted. Lots of people, even on this board, can afford a plane ticket and are willing to purchase one just to fuck you.

probably two twins that merged in the womb

Spotted the roastie

I smell burnt toast.
>Women, as well as men can't choose how their private parts look as they're born with what they have.
Yeah but for some reason women are allowed to judge men on their private parts and other traits they cannot control. The roastie rebuttal stand to remind you that you cunts arent special nor do you deserve choice.

Does that actuaIIy happen?

If you don't believe this, look into Thai prostitutes that can basically suck you off with their pussy but they have slept with 100s of men

its just genetic. Leave me alone

So is a small cock, but you don't give those guys any slack. Get your roast beef trimmed.

can i be your running buddy but always run behind you so i can get a constant stream of your b.o up my nose

don't underestimate a grower

Fully-shaven adult vagina is ugly. Hair is better.

t. virgin who has never dealt with a hairy pussy
It's coarse and irritating and it gets everywhere. Good luck eating a hairy pussy, you'll be picking pubes out of your teeth the next day.

I've never touched a pussy, but I feel like I'm in the mood for choking on it.

Wrong.
There is a reason women have been shaving for thoundasds of years

innies are qt but i like labia

user im a virgin and I have an "outie"! i can't help it and I don't like it either ._.

Don't do it. These people are just memeing. No one would turn you down if you have large pussy lips. You think some skin will stop a man from nutting?

>Good luck eating a hairy pussy
I'm not interested in doing that so I don't need luck.

Hair is better.

I hope you don't expect her to suck you then.

This. Fucking rich middle class people inventing problems.
I bet that poster hasnt even mastered make up

>I'm not interested in doing that so I don't need luck.
You don't want to give the woman you have sex with pleasure? You'll need all the luck you can get.

Okay memes aside, is this actually what guys prefer?

Is it that weird to NOT look like that? I mean it's not that "perfect" but I'm not that far off, ugliest thing about mine is I have to choose between stubble and razer burn

Most guys don't care. I generally find them more attractive because it looks cleaner, I guess. Really, as long as it's not an absolute trainwreck I don't care. Some outie pussies look very appetizing.

Lots of guys will probably say yes but it looks kinda bland to me.

Yeah I'm pretty sure innies are the minority. Perfectly smooth is best but I don't mind a little stubble.

>Same fagging this hard to whiteknight a roastie on Jow Forums

I actually don't. BJs never really interested me.

you expect people to answer for "guyS"

implying all men are a one-thing

you're a feminist right? thats how those kinds of people think about the world.

That was cute as fuck. I want to play with it.

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show it u dirty dog

Yeah same.
>tfw stress toy pussy gf